You know you're from California if: 1. Your co-worker has eight body piercings and none are visible, 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house, 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English, 4. Your child's third-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze, 5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor, 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and...