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Plain old water wasn't good enough for Cleopatra, who preferred to bathe in asses' milk. Catherine Zeta-Jones, it would seem, has a similar attitude to shampoo and conditioner.

Super green actress Cate 'I care' Blanchett has revealed she's given up washing her hair - to save the world - meaning Pete Doherty must be one of the greenest men alive, both ecologically and literally. After visiting a drought-stricken lake outside Brisbane, Blanchett realised she had to take drastic action to save the world. As well as making her children turn off the taps while cleaning their teeth, she's also fitted timers to restrict water usage and energy levels. And without her hair to wash, she only needs take a shower for two minutes.

According to the Santa Monica Police Department, Lindsay Lohan was arrested early Tuesday morning for DUI, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics.

Red Star Ignorance - Cameron Diaz and the great Peruvian faux pas By Court Pearman Epoch Times Washington, D.C. Staff June 30, 2007 Oh, Poor Cameron Diaz! She got roasted for wearing a bag with a red star and a quote from Mao Tse Tung on it in Peru, a country that suffered massive bloodshed at the hands of Maoist rebels. People who survive civil wars are so uptight. It is not like she was wearing a bag with a Hitler quote and a black swastika on it. That would have been really bad. And she wasn't wearing a KKK...

Sign the GO AWAY PARIS Online Petition! Anyone who thinks they can escape the law DOES NOT deserve to be a celebrity. Get this straight. YOU are nothing and you have achieved nothing. Your FAMILY has made a fortune not you and therefore you have done nothing to deserve special treatment. GO AWAY!

Weeping Paris dragged back to court in handcuffs Last updated at 19:46pm on 8th June 2007 A sobbing Paris Hilton was forced back into court in handcuffs today after the judge who originally jailed her decided to get tough on the celebrity heiress. A Los Angeles County Sheriff's vehicle arrived at her Hollywood home to collect her on the orders of Judge Michael Sauer and she has now arrived at the courthouse. The Sheriff used a private entrance to escort her into the courtroom. Shamed Paris was originally due to make an impassioned telephone plea to a court in an...

PARIS GETS OFF EASY May 17, 2007 -- Paris Hilton's pals tried to get her sentence thrown out completely. That didn't work, but the heir-head will serve only 23 days of her 45-day jail sentence in a "special needs housing unit." The sentence reduction is the result of credit for "good behavior," said L.A. County sherrif spokesman Steve Whitmore. Good behavior, according to the sherrifs office, is showing up for one's scheduled court date. However, most perps don't get amnesty for showing up in court when required. Hilton's luxe accomodations are in a 2,200-inmate facility where police officers, public officials,...

January 19, 2007 -- WHEN Paris Hilton decided to turn her brown eyes blue with tinted contacts, she might have hurt her already suffering eye lids. ----snip---- The muscles of her left eye were supposedly damaged as a result, "causing it to droop more than the right" - a look that was once parodied on "South Park."