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  • They're beach body ready! Miss Universe hopefuls flaunt their super-trim figures in skimpy...

    12/17/2015 1:01:52 PM PST · by PROCON · 72 replies ^ | Dec. 17, 2015 | Sarah Barns
    Full Title: They're beach body ready! Miss Universe hopefuls flaunt their super-trim figures in skimpy swimwear... before covering up in show-stopping sequin gowns Miss Universe hopefuls have flaunted their super-trim figures in skimpy swimwear for the competition's hotly-anticipated bikini round. The pageant queens donned the barely-there bathing outfits during the preliminary stages of the glittering contest, which is taking place at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino on Las Vegas' famous strip. As the 81 competitors prepare to do battle for the jewel-encrusted tiara, it seems an eye-watering amount of effort has gone into making sure their tans are the right...
  • Anthony Gulledge: Cheesecake Beating for 3-Year-Old Who Took Last Slice

    01/14/2015 1:00:09 PM PST · by Hugin · 28 replies
    Newsmax ^ | Wednesday, 14 Jan 2015 12:19 PM | Clyde Hughes
    Gulledge was charged with neglect, aggravated child abuse, and domestic assault while the boy's mother, Katrina Johnson, was charged with aggravated child abuse for not doing enough to stop the beating and for not seeking medical attention for her son until the next day, according to WREG-TV. The boy was originally taken to a Germantown, Tennessee, hospital before being transferred to Le Bonheur Children's Hospital in Memphis. He was listed in critical condition on Monday with a dislocated vertebrae and a broken femur. The Commercial Appeal reported that the boy also has numerous bruises, including on his lungs. Gulledge had...
  • Exclusive: “Hunger Games” Killer’s Dad Sells Art Photos of Women’s Behinds

    05/25/2014 2:57:10 PM PDT · by Perdogg · 141 replies
    EXCLUSIVE While Santa Barbara killer “rotted in loneliness,” his father, Peter Rodger, was anything but unable to enjoy women. Peter Rodger isn’t just the second assistant director on “The Hunger Games.” He is also a photographer. His specialty? Women’s backsides. Arses, as it were. (He’s British.)
  • NYC top cop apologizes to couple in 80s for visits

    03/19/2010 3:05:55 PM PDT · by JoeProBono · 19 replies · 857+ views
    hosted ^ | E-Mail | Print | Save | Post | Get Photos | Get Reprints | Reuse Options | VERENA DOBNIK
    NEW YORK (AP) -- Cheesecake in hand, the police commissioner personally apologized Friday for the 50 or so mistaken, door-pounding visits that police have made to the home of a bewildered elderly Brooklyn couple in the past eight years. It seems a glitch in computer records had led them over and over to Walter and Rose Martin's modest home in the Marine Park neighborhood, about 7 miles southeast of the Brooklyn Bridge. The most recent intrusion came Tuesday, with officers pounding on both the front and back doors, yelling "Police, open up!"
  • PHOTO: 10 Most Beautiful Female Politicians

    08/09/2009 4:17:30 PM PDT · by Loyalist · 154 replies · 11,206+ views
    Javno ^ | August 9, 2009 | Amalija Sasek/Karmen Horvat
    <p>Some think politics is monotone and parliamentary sittings are boring. However, real beauties can sometimes be in these seats. We have compiled a list of ten successful women who rule the world and their beauty is breath taking.</p> <p>1. It was a bit difficult to decide which beauty to assign to the first place, we will start with exotic Japanese Yuri Fujikawa, who was named the most beautiful politician in the world by bloggers. She is a representative of the city Hachinoha and was recently involved in a sex scandal, when she was spotted entering a hotel embraced by a married man. However, nobody held it against her and he is famous for being too beautiful for politics.</p>
  • Caption That Photo

    01/18/2009 5:05:03 AM PST · by Calpernia · 20 replies · 1,192+ views
    From The Daily Squib: Ah, the old Studio 54 days.
  • Pretty in Mink

    11/25/2008 11:32:17 AM PST · by Dutchgirl · 33 replies · 4,777+ views
    abcnews | 11/25/08 | abc
    Amanda Carpenter became an author at 23 with her expose, T"he Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy's Dossier on Hillary Clinton." Now a national reporter for, Carpenter also blogs for Glamour magazine's Glamocracy. She is wearing a black-and-red three-quarter length sheared mink jacket by Miller's Furs. (Courtesy 2008 Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute/Photography by KochFoto)
  • 8 Tips for Summer Success

    05/01/2007 1:24:32 PM PDT · by BenLurkin · 11 replies · 421+ views
    yaaahoooooo ^ | Apr 30, 2007, 11:22 am PDT | Gabrielle Reece
    know many of you use summer as the time to jump-start your lifestyle change. I thought it would be important for you to hear helpful tips from people who have lost 50-100 pounds. But before you blast through these tips, let me just ask you one thing: Aren't you ready to make the change? Come on, the sun is warming up our bones, and it's time to seize the chance to be healthier. As a result of improving some of your habits, you'll look and feel great. So if you want to go for it, make the decision, and then...
  • Hi - I'm new here and like to post random items I receive in email, please don't ZOT me.

    06/10/2006 4:25:12 PM PDT · by concernedcitizenusa · 95 replies · 6,860+ views
    snopes ^ | 6-10-2006 | ConcernedCitizenUSA
  • Malvo and the War Debate (ZOT!!! Why not to go off antipsychotic meds without a doctor’s guidance)

    05/29/2006 6:48:25 AM PDT · by DanPride · 80 replies · 4,217+ views
    Me | Today | Dan Pride
    I am curious why none of the media covers the most important aspect of the Malvo shootings. If you look at Newspapers on the dates when the shootings are underway you discover something I find quite interesting. The shootings begin to dominate the news the day before the debate on the Iraq war starts and they catch them the day after the declaration of war??? If you ask most people "do you remember the debate about starting the second Iraq war", they will all answer "yes of course". But if you followup with the question "name one point in the...
  • What is a FReeper? (zot)

    05/30/2006 12:41:24 PM PDT · by Uddercha0s · 183 replies · 7,024+ views
    5/30/06 | Uddercha0s
    I recently received a reply to a post that stated: "This should be beneath a "freeper". Sad." So I asked.. what is it that makes a FReeper? My reply (and I will admit was tasteless) was also questioning. It stirred controversy and was removed? Why Moderators? Can you not tell me? Did it not meet with your "FReeper" mentality? According to all posted guidelines it should be listed but no, you chose to delete it. Yes.. I'm the first one IBTZ, I'm sure you'll nick me for speaking up..
  • A special message from the Department of Troll Control, come and get it!

    01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST · by dhls · 6,335 replies · 37,707+ views
    Department of Troll Control | Another Ignorant Troll
    Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans...
  • Bye-bye Delay! So long crooks! Goodbye world, I'm gone by ZOT!

    01/08/2006 6:43:32 PM PST · by SoLongCrooks · 317 replies · 9,527+ views
    Yaa, you repukes are not doing so well, huh? Imagine, you repukes control the presidency, both houses of Congress, and appointed 7 of the 9 Supreme Court justices. Yet the Supreme Court thre out sodomy laws in all 50 states and recognized the right of government to seize land for any reason. And you couldn't pass your Social Security changes could you? Sorry, that was your last shot. Come November, we're going to start seeing more Democratic faces in the House. It's the end for you guys. You guys are celebrating when Bush's numbers go *up* to 45%. Then Faux...
  • Bush's Job Growth WORST in 50 Years (Roll out the red carpet for this “staunch Bush supporter.”)

    01/03/2006 8:29:33 AM PST · by intruder alert · 344 replies · 12,727+ views
    bopnews ^ | Hale Stewart
    Bush’s giant Right Wing Noise Machine (RWNM) loves to preach about the Bush economic miracle. In fact, the RWNM’s current thinking is Bush doesn’t spend enough time talking about his economic triumphs. If only he did, then everyone would fall in line and believe in the great Bush economic miracle. There is one problem with this argument: it’s a lie. Any way you look at the Bush economy, it comes up short. Today, I want to compare Bush’s job creation record with other economic recoveries. As usual, Bush comes up way short. The national Bureau of Economic Research has identified...
  • Seriously, Why Don't You Trolls Try Something Original?

    01/01/2006 9:27:23 AM PST · by inquisitive · 171 replies · 7,753+ views
    Why does anybody support George w Bush as President? He is clearly the worst President I have ever seen -- a complete disaster. And before you say anything, I have been a registered Republican for 25 years.

    12/27/2005 10:42:05 AM PST · by proud republican woman · 569 replies · 16,623+ views
    Freeper | December 27, 2005 | Proud Republican Woman, zotted by Archpriestess Helga, Church of the Viking Kittens
    After reading all of the crap that people have been saying regarding Adult Private Social Clubs, I felt that I had to post an article and give my opinion. I am sick and tired of all the religous groups that are saying that there are drugs, prostitution, minors, non-consenting people, and just immoral people at these clubs! First of all, who do these people think they are to decide what is morally right or wrong for me? I believe that I have a good set of morals. I am a law abiding, tax paying citizen, I work full time and...
  • ZOT! Censorship alleged

    12/17/2005 5:27:56 AM PST · by Dances With Fascists · 337 replies · 7,870+ views
    Censored News & Ideas ^ | 9/11/04 | unknown
    Lies of omission about 9/11 -- stoking fears of terrorism THEY WANT YOU TO BE AFRAID The following post was censored by shortly after it was posted on their "public" forum on 9/11/04. That forum is designed to appear as though it is a community forum open to all, but this post only received three responses before it and its replies were deleted, and a repeat posting at 4 am PST on 9/20/04 didn't stay online for 5 minutes! Someone is apparently watching closely over the content of the forums and censoring them 24/7 (though they might have...
  • Russian ZOT "Meta-Group" Behind 9/11?

    11/03/2005 4:55:34 PM PST · by snowback · 148 replies · 3,954+ views
    Lobster. The Journal of Parapolitics ^ | 10/29/05 | Peter Dale Scott
    Concluding Question: The Meta-Group and the United States Government It seems clear that the meta-group, with its influential connections on at least three continents, was powerful enough to effect changes, through the Russian 9/11, in Russian history. The question arises whether they could similarly effect changes in American history as well. As we have seen Russian sources claim that the U.S. Government has had access to he meta-group, for such especially sensitive projects as the assassination of Abu al Walid al-Hamadi. They claim the meta-group's involvement in a number of U.S.-sponsored regime changes in eastern Europe, from the overthrow of...
  • Greetings from home - Wives and girlfriends pose for their men

    09/27/2005 8:36:05 AM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 49 replies · 6,870+ views
    LA Daily News ^ | 9/27/05 | Evan Henderson
    Beverly Moody poses seductively on a bed, wearing an old-fashioned slip over vintage bra and panties, a vintage telephone in hand. With the cord wrapped provocatively around her legs, the 27-year-old hairdresser smiles teasingly as photographer Lori Mann snaps away at the Pink Kitty Studios in Eagle Rock, a studio that specializes in turning out pinups like those that kept G.I. morale high in World War II. Moody's photos are meant for only one person - her boyfriend, a Navy SEAL stationed in Afghanistan. "This is our wartime," she explains. "Our generation, we're the young ones who have our husbands...
  • Eva Longoria Voted Sexiest TV Star of All Time

    08/30/2005 6:31:07 AM PDT · by gopwinsin04 · 250 replies · 6,773+ views
    Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria has beaten off competition from 'Friends' star Jennifer Aniston to be named the sexiest TV beauty of all time.The 30 year old Latina, who claims she was the 'ugly ducking' of her family growing up, was honored for her sexy performance as Gabrielle Solis in the steamy US hit drama. Aniston, who played Rachel Green for 10 years on NBC, came in second in the British survey, followed by 'Sex and the Citys' Kim Catrall as man eating Samantha Jones in third place.The top 5 sexiest TV stars of all time are: 1. Eva Longoria-Desperate...
  • I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

    12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST · by hk409 · 36,184 replies · 219,508+ views
  • *** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***

    06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT · by TheBigB · 1,067 replies · 17,291+ views
    6/3/05 | TheBigB
    YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE... 10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon? 9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 6....
  • What kind of culture would embrace Paris Hilton?

    06/01/2005 9:27:48 AM PDT · by UltraConservative · 255 replies · 6,481+ views
    Creators Syndicate ^ | June 1, 2005 | Ben Shapiro
    Paris Hilton is at it again. The 24-year-old hotel heiress is the feature attraction in Carl's Jr.'s new Spicy Burger ad campaign, aimed at the horny male TV-watching population. Scantily clad in a one-piece leather outfit plunging down to below her navel, Hilton struts into an empty warehouse, licks her finger, then suds up herself and a Bentley automobile, as a stripper-styled "I Love Paris" rendition slowly plays in the background. At the end of the spot, Hilton bites the burger and sucks her finger clean. The commercial closes with Hilton's tagline flashing across the screen: "That's Hot." The spot...
  • ABC; Kolber Must GO!

    01/08/2005 2:33:29 PM PST · by MrArbitrage · 50 replies · 2,309+ views
    Enough is enough. ABC/ESPN has forced football fans to listen to the talent less Suzy Kolber for long enough.. I have literally had to mute my TV as I’m watching the Seattle/St Louis playoff game - because I can’t stand to listen to this pretentious sounding women try her best to sound like the quintessential male sportscaster. I’m sure the sponsors don’t appreciate it when they pay millions of dollars to produce and air their commercials and people have their TV‘s muted because the network has to annoy the hell out of their viewers (I guess to make a quota)....
  • A Zotting abuse of democracy!

    11/19/2004 9:31:12 AM PST · by Blister_H · 207 replies · 3,964+ views
    My mommy and daddy, and a team of ZOT experts at WWW.LOSER | November 19, 2004 | Blister Herzog, PEST expert
    <p>I feel ashamed that the republican were able to cheat once again? Is this democracy? I think not! I know, without a shadow of a doubt that the election was rigged, because there aren't enough idiot in this country to vote the god danged BUSH into office, ONCE, not to mention TWICE. We should pull together, and fight the oppression. FIGHT THE POWER, and the evil republicans, before it's too late, and we are relieved of all our precious rights. Soon we will all be imprisoned, and figuratively speaking, forced to finish our pees before we are aloud to leave the dinner table. For SHAME... SHAME ON THE US of A, a potentially fantastic country.</p>
  • G. Gordon Liddy's Stacked and Packed Calendar 2002

    06/16/2002 8:18:21 PM PDT · by Texaggie79 · 76 replies · 3,408+ views
  • Lad No More: My Escape from Maxim

    06/04/2002 2:47:53 PM PDT · by GeneD · 1 replies · 202+ views
    The New York Press ^ | 6/4/02 | Dave Itzkoff
    I’m so often ashamed of my alma mater that I have deliberately organized my life to avoid hearing any news about it. Still, the occasional piece of Princeton-related gossip manages to slip past my defenses. Take the story currently making the rounds about how the editors of the Nassau Weekly, the campus newspaper at which I once toiled, decided to use their outgoing issue for the purposes of profiling the student body’s "Ten Most Beautiful Girls," complete with some mildly racy photography and plenty of utterly banal remarks from America’s next generation of country club members. ("Dating is really dead...