This work, by an unknown author, dates back to the days of the Korean war , and was taught to me by an older brother, who fought there. It requires a narrator, and a small chorus-which will,for the most part, hum the heart-warming notes of Silent Night . Chorus ( hums ) Silent Night.. (Humming is continued) Narrator : 'Twas Christmas in Korea The Soldiers all were there Telling filthy rotten stories And partaking of the fare. Just then, the General wandered by And, gazing into the pit, He cried: " Merry Christmas, Soldiers ! " And the Soldiers answered:...