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  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-12 ("Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham)

    10/26/2012 9:36:33 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 96 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 26, 2012 | Lena Dunham, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Imagine if Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, and Sandra Fluke got together and somehow were able to produce a child. Sandy was off her pills one month, Rachel was feeling randy, and Janeane was in there somewhere, too. So assuming this dérange à trois could produce offspring, what would it look like? Answer: Lena Dunham. Who is Lena Dunham, you ask? Well, I had to ask, too, when I came across that name last night. When I first saw it, I thought it said "Leon Durham," the old first baseman for my Chicago Cubs. Leon Durham--the guy who let that...