Keyword: dunce
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I am happy to announce the WMD’s have been located. For months, we have been told WMD’s are out there. Because of WMD’s, our troops are still suffering casualties daily in Iraq. According to George Bush, Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, and Condeleeza Rice, WMD’s pose a great threat to the world. Imagine how surprising it is to learn the WMD’s have been prolifterating right here in the good old U.S. of A. Such weapons include psychological, political, and propagandizing devices. Those who launch the attacks know thousands could become more hopeless and apathetic, but their fundamental motive is...
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July 4, 2003 | "Slander" is defined in Bouvier's Law Dictionary as "a false defamation (expressed in spoken words, signs, or gestures) which injures the character or reputation of the person defamed." The venerable American legal lexicon goes on to note that such defamatory words are sometimes "actionable in themselves, without proof of special damages," particularly when they impute "guilt of some offence for which the party, if guilty, might be indicted and punished by the criminal courts; as to call a person a 'traitor.'" So how appropriate it is that in the rapidly growing Ann Coulter bibliography, last year's...
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Kids fear Ann Coulter "Mommy, make the scary lady go away." Those are the tearful words of Kaylee Brodkin, 7, of Gary, Ind., who for the last five days has been awakened in the middle of the night by terrifying nightmares - nightmares featuring television pundit/author Ann Coulter. With the ubiquitous Coulter currently on a national book tour, little Kaylee's sad story is far from an isolated occurrence. "More and more these days, we are seeing small children who have been traumatized by Ann Coulter," said Dr. Harmon Densmore, chief clinical psychologist at the Chartwell Children's Institute based at the...
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To the editor: "Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy," writes Ann Coulter in her new book, "Treason," subtitled "Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorists." Wrong. Our nation is presently "under attack from within" by the group known as PNAC, the "Project for the New American Century,"[1] which now inhabits the Bush White House. Liberals are certainly not siding with this enemy. The progressive movement desperately is attempting to defend the U.S. constitution from this menace. Desperate because the White House and both houses of Congress have...
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Yes, Sci Fi Channel is scrapping Farscape, but take heart, they've not lost interest in space operas. The Dune lovers have adapted the second and third novels in Frank Herbert's saga for Children of Dune, a soapy six-hour miniseries debuting March 16. And look out! Susan Sarandon heads up the cast as Princess Wensicia, whose big hairdo and bitchy power-mongering remind us of Joan Collins in her '80s heyday as Alexis Carrington. "I must say," she tells TV Guide Online, "that [our] wardrobes and hats and things are a little OTT — Over The Top!" Sarandon playfully dubs this drama...
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Down with Trent Institutional hygiene demands that Sen. Lott be ousted and replaced. Mr. Murdock is a columnist with the Scripps Howard News Service. May 29, 2001 12:10 p.m. In a perfect world, Senators James Jeffords and Trent Lott would be on a one-way flight to Papua New Guinea right now, each with a copy of the Donner Party Cook Book duct-taped to his chest. Alas, Washington is as far from perfect as Bismarck Arch is from Burlington, Vt. Nonetheless, Republican and conservative activists are still enraged over "Benedict Jeffords's" split from the GOP. With Jeffords unable to face...
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<p>December 14, 2002 -- Sen. Trent Lott still doesn't get it.</p>
<p>Yesterday he offered up yet another dose of contrition for the inanity he pronounced a week ago.</p>
<p>But it won't fly.</p>
<p>"I want to say this about my state," Lott said. "When Strom Thurmond ran for president, we voted for him. We're proud of it. And if the rest of the country had followed our lead, we wouldn't have had all these problems over all these years, either."</p>
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