Sooner or later, every science fiction fan has to deal with Star Trek. "Oh, so you like science fiction?" someone will ask. At this point, your stomach begins to clench, because you know what's coming next. "So you must just love Star Trek!" Oh, the rage. How many times must a simple, socially maladjusted sci-fi fan be slapped upside the head with that whiffy — and slightly insulting — piece of assumptive logic? For me, it's a harder battle than most. When confronted with this question/insult, it's all I can do to repress my baser emotions, to still my need...