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  • [satire] CO baker forced to bake cake celebrating possible closure of his own bakery

    08/15/2018 5:36:38 PM PDT · by Midwesterner53 · 14 replies
    https://babylonbee.com/ ^ | 8/15/18 | Unknown
    A far-left activist group was throwing a party to celebrate the fact that Phillips has found himself in legal trouble yet again, despite winning a Supreme Court case earlier this year, and phoned the Masterpiece Cakeshop to order a cake with the words “DOWN WITH MASTERPIECE CAKESHOP!” written in frosting on top. When Phillips turned down the request, CEU units arrived on the scene, kicked down the unlocked front door of his shop, and forced him to bake the cake at gunpoint.
  • SNL Finally Discovers That Obama Is a Clown!!!

    03/03/2013 7:54:02 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-3-2013 | MOTUS
    It only took 5 years, butt Saturday Night Live finally discovered how truly funny Big Guy is. (I can’t wait till they figure out how funny Lady M is too!)     I guess the sequester cuts won’t be as bad as everyone thought after all – except for the cutback in Lady M’s television gigs. There will be hell to pay for that.     Butt don’t just take my word for it. Here, from yesterday’s Weekly Radio Address, a summary from the Wordle Wizard of Oz himself:       Or as only the immortal Emily Litella, a...
  • Google Tea Party ...not there

    04/15/2009 4:06:02 PM PDT · by Sequoyah101 · 15 replies · 710+ views
    Vanity | 4-15-9 | Vanity
    Google "Tea Party" ...You won't get anything about the organization or locations anywhere near the top level of the search. Funny, it was right on top last night. What do you think?
  • Satire: National Organization of Women Suing to Abolish Father's Day

    06/15/2007 5:48:55 PM PDT · by indigo5 · 19 replies · 682+ views
    BC Magazine ^ | 6/15/07 | John Bambenek
    Saw this from Digg: The National Organization for Women (NOW) and other women advocacy groups have filed suit against the Bush Administration seeking to abolish Fathers Day. During a press conference held after the filing of the lawsuit, Kim Gandy of NOW said, "the day clearly indicates that it is meant to recognize only fathers." The American Civil Liberties Union, filing on behalf of the organizations said the day runs afoul of equal protection and Title IX provisions and should be abolished because it is discriminatory against women. "It is time to move beyond the pattern male discrimination against women...
  • U.S. retracts spy coins claim (Defense Security Service to Canadians: "never mind")

    01/13/2007 6:18:01 PM PST · by GMMAC · 14 replies · 631+ views
    CP via red-Star ^ | January 13, 2007 | Jim Bronskill
    U.S. retracts spy coins claim Toronto red Star January 13, 2007 Jim Bronskill Canadian Press OTTAWA – It seems there's no danger of your spare change spying on you after all. A U.S. government defence agency has suddenly retracted its claim that Canadian coins containing tiny transmitters were planted on at least three American contractors who visited Canada. It's the latest twist in an intriguing cash caper. Canadians began carefully scrutinizing their loonies following the Virginia-based Defense Security Service's claim that specially doctored coins were a new tool of the trade for shadowy figures out to steal sensitive U.S....