I have five cords of wood, two warm dogs, one very large barbecue pit, a Jeep with a dead battery and an old Ford extended cab that, not so coincidentally, smells remarkably like the leftovers from one very large barbecue pit.I have a house that I love in a place that I love near a mountain that I love. The backyard is all trees and deer and a variety of critters that go snort in the night. I have a small but intensely loyal group of friends and family, about a zillion acquaintances, and many well-wishing readers.I have several cool...