At last. After months of closed-door negotiations and podium-pounding promises of sweeping immigration reform, the Senate and White House announced this week they had managed to set aside partisan politics to give the American people the plan they've been begging for. The result? A ludicrously unworkable scheme that rewards lawbreakers, shakes down taxpayers and ultimately will satisfy few. Except, of course, for 12 million or so illegal immigrants currently in the United States and those who employ them. They're going to love it. One might think so, though with the sense of entitlement we've come to know so well, illegal...