Whatever happened to The Flummery Digest, that monthly update on politically correct goofiness? I noticed today that it hasn't been updated since June 2003. Some of my favorite past flummeries:March 2003: A nursery school teacher in Yorkshire, England, banned her students from singing ``Three Little Pigs'' out of a concern that it might offend Muslims. Local Muslims responded that while the Koran clearly prohibits them from eating a pig's meat, they have no problem reading or talking about them. Indeed, the Koran itself mentions pigs, and Muslims are often obliged to read and recite the Koran. And, following criticism over...