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ROSEBURG, Ore. (AP) — Gnome owners beware. A group calling themselves the "Gnome Liberation Organization" has been swiping the elfin lawn ornaments all over the Roseburg area. Effie Hagedorn discovered her gnome was missing on Monday. A note from the "GLO" was left on her porch. "We have received intelligence of an enslaved gnome at your place of residence," the note said. "Whether you have come across this gentle woodland creature through deliberate actions or innocent ignorance, we care not ... It is now in a better place." Hagedorn said her gnome was a gift from a friend and was...

Viking Kitties, I you have noticed, I have been absent from some of The Cult of the Viking Kitties latest Troll-hunts; however, I have been on a mission that may have a grave impact on Viking Kitties everywhere. I have just returned from completing some under-cover detective work and research and I believe that I have discovered the reason behind the sudden shift in the Admin Moderator’s treatment of Trollish threads on Free Republic. As you are all aware, the Admin Mods have been pulling threads upon discovery of a denizen from the fetid pit of Trollish thought and before...