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Columbus, Ohio - Ohio Governor Bob Taft has been named the "Sexiest Man Alive" by the Log Cabin Republicans, the nation's largest and most influential organization of gay Republicans. "Between that sexy overbite and the dull, dulcet monotone of his State-of-the-State Addresses there really wasn't anyone else under consideration," said Chauncey Dimmesdale III, chairman of the organization of light-in-the-loafer libertarians. "And the fact that Governor and Mrs. Taft are so opposed to drinking and drugs makes sodomy seem all the more transgressive. God, Bob Taft is one sexy buck-toothed Buckeye!!" In related news, this reporter has learned that Governor Taft...

Police are searching for a child molester who preys on boys with learning difficulties by pretending to be a private investigator and then luring them to a secluded area and raping them. The predator has struck twice in San Francisco and once in Pacifica, said Inspector Sidney Laws of the San Francisco Police Department's sexual assault detail. As summer gets under way and more children are roaming The City unsupervised, police are alerting summer vacation program operators and parents to the molester's modus operandi. In January, the man accosted a 12-year-old boy at a bus stop on Van Ness Avenue...