Katie: “Hello everyone, this is Katie, America’s sweetheart as I prepare for my very first national news anchor position and, I might add, the very FIRST woman to ever permanently sit in the chair as the very first national news anchor position and, I might add further, the very first woman to ever be on the Today Show AND permanently sit in the chair…” Producer: (speaking into her ear piece) “Uh, Katie, can we get to your guest now?” Katie: “My guest tonight on this prime time news special as I prepare for my very first national news anchor position...