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  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-13-2007

    07/13/2007 8:05:12 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 379+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-13-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. A Hindu prayer just got shouted down In the Senate, what was going down? If you think this is oddOne Nation, Under God "That's singular not plural," I frown.
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-11-2007

    07/11/2007 5:43:27 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 323+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-11-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. We have news of an Al Qaeda cell to attack the goverment, as well So they sound the alarm Someone wishes *THEM* harm! but the rest of us can go to hell
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-10-2007

    07/10/2007 5:29:31 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 189+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | http://www.freerepublic.com | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. I say, I don't like this, not one bit This two-faced Democrat hypocrite There's a burglar he shot After he voted not to protect the Castle Doctrine. (Twit!)
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-9-2007

    07/09/2007 6:47:08 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 171+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-09-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. This is all too confusing for me It's a fraud lawsuit against Stan Lee He of Spider-Man fame Unlike Valerie Plame The wrongdoing's plain for all to see!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-8-2007

    07/08/2007 6:05:34 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 160+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-8-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Did you hear what has just come to pass? The Pope says to allow Latin Mass! If they don't know the words will folks say "For the birds!" What a way to kick libs in the *ss!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-7-2007

    07/07/2007 5:13:02 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 207+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-7-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. The beginning of the Tour de France Now forgive me if I look askance Cause although Landis won just last year it's no fun if I cannot be rooting for Lance!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-6-2007

    07/06/2007 5:40:57 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 165+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-6-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Chinese news, and boy is it scary Chrysler's going to import their "Chery" Quality's not the best Cause they fail the crash test Think 'Chinese pet food' and be wary!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-5-2007

    07/05/2007 10:13:05 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 300+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-5-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. This note from ex-V.P. Albert Gore "I now think politics are a bore" And so it isn't strange He's pursued climate change: It beats being a "Loserman, Sore!"
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-4-2007

    07/04/2007 7:30:36 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 334+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-4-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. It's enough to make anyone wince Elton John forced to yield to the prince Elton thought it was mean He's not prince, but a QUEEN! So he left his car and took a ...mince.
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-3-2007

    07/03/2007 6:01:20 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 9 replies · 249+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-3-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Now what will the religious right say? Thompson's hired an advisor who's gay he backed McCain-Feingold (tho' it's kind of old) Is he turning RINO? Who can say?
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-2-2007

    07/02/2007 6:46:46 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 309+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-2-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Bush has Libby's sentence commuted The Dems' response not very muted "He is above the law," said the Hillary squaw. To render judgment she's unsuited!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-1-2007

    07/01/2007 4:07:59 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 354+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-1-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. I ask of you all, please, do not stare! US Open won by Christie Kerr Now, we will not insist that the trophy gets kissed Lest the picture's posted everywhere!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-29-2007

    06/29/2007 6:19:17 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 262+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-29-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. This announcement should be repeated The Fairness Doctrine is defeated See, the Senate got mad "Talk radio is BAD!" (It might make RINOs be unseated!)
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-28-2007

    06/28/2007 12:11:59 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 308+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-28-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. I'm a history buff, but Good Lord! Paying 1 point 6 mill, for a sword? The sword of General Grant I confess that I can't picture paying that much from my hoard!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-25-2007

    06/25/2007 10:27:54 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 325+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-25-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. So slow, like it's not moving at all The alleged (cough, cough) border wall They're following orders Don't defend the borders It's much more like the four-corners stall!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-24-2007

    06/24/2007 7:38:23 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 324+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-24-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Now I've heard that the very next thing Paris Hilton will do's Larry King All her lame interviews will supplant the news ...and again when they tell her next fling!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-22-2007

    06/22/2007 5:58:51 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 313+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-22-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. You will not believe I'm not joking The firefighters were not toking Well it got way too hot A warehouse filled with pot They didn't inhale -- it was smoking!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-20-2007

    06/20/2007 11:43:40 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 249+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-21-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Phew! What's that awful smell up in the skies? I admit it's kind of a surprise Sewage in the aisle Brings a frown not a smile Shall we say, 'Come fly the friendly sties' ?
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-18-2007

    06/18/2007 9:51:30 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 3 replies · 350+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-18-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. When male Euroweenies go tinkler The womyn get mad when they sprinkler So they say with a frown "Now you men must sit down!" Thus started the term called sitzpinkler.
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-16-2007

    06/16/2007 6:05:38 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 262+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-16-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Jacques Chirac loses immunity What a lovely opportunity We can pay the man back For his aid to Iraq and so help the world community!