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  • Proofreading is a dying art!

    12/16/2009 12:43:33 PM PST · by nutsonthebus · 45 replies · 793+ views
    Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash,Expert Says No crap, really? Ya think? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far!
  • Dan Ferris parses the world's financial headlines, Part II

    07/31/2009 12:55:10 PM PDT · by sdw2009 · 1 replies · 189+ views
    Back by popular demand... Extreme Value editor Dan Ferris parses the world's financial headlines...
  • 6/25 News Stories Conservatives Should Digg

    06/25/2009 3:05:27 PM PDT · by Seth_Stuck · 2 replies · 266+ views
    Conservative Diggs & Buries ^ | June 25, 2009 | Conservative Diggs & Buries
    Here are the major recent news stories you've just GOT to read and Digg! http://diggsandburies.blogspot.com/
  • Daily News Headline Update 6/21

    06/21/2009 3:00:08 PM PDT · by Seth_Stuck · 2 replies · 159+ views
    Conservative Diggs & Buries ^ | June 21, 2009 | Conservative Diggs & Buries
    I apologize for these news stories coming a little late in the day. My wife and I just celebrated our first anniversary and I've just come back to the blogosphere. Nonetheless, here are today's articles you're sure to digg! http://diggsandburies.blogspot.com/
  • Daily News Headline update 6/20

    06/20/2009 1:50:34 AM PDT · by Seth_Stuck · 4 replies · 261+ views
    Conservative Diggs & Buries ^ | June 20, 2009 | Conservative Diggs & Buries
    The latest political headlines you're sure to digg! http://bit.ly/KCS0V
  • Here are the major headlines from today you're sure to Digg!

    06/19/2009 8:39:36 AM PDT · by Seth_Stuck · 7 replies · 366+ views
    Conservative Diggs & Buries ^ | June 19, 2009 | Conservative Diggs & Buries
    Here are today's news stories you'll want to read and digg! http://diggsandburies.blogspot.com/
  • Stories and videos you'll digg, and a couple you'll want to bury

    06/18/2009 9:07:59 PM PDT · by Seth_Stuck · 4 replies · 237+ views
    Conservative Diggs & Buries ^ | June 18, 2009 | Conservative Diggs & Buries
    The headlines and videos conservatives should digg for the day are up - as well as a couple bury suggestions. http://diggsandburies.blogspot.com/
  • Conservative Videos to Digg, and Liberal Stories/Videos to Bury

    06/17/2009 10:56:03 PM PDT · by Seth_Stuck · 5 replies · 251+ views
    Conservative Diggs & Buries ^ | June 17, 2009 | Conservative Diggs & Buries
    We posted the day's storie's you'll want to Digg earlier today. The three most recent posts feature the Digg headlines you'll want to bury, the video's you'll digg, and a few liberal videos that deserve a long drop and a short stop. http://diggsandburies.blogspot.com/
  • Daily Diggs 6/17/09

    06/17/2009 9:15:17 AM PDT · by Seth_Stuck · 7 replies · 175+ views
    Conservative Diggs & Buries ^ | June 17, 2009 | Conservative Brawler
    Here are the stories you'll want to Digg today! http://diggsandburies.blogspot.com/2009/06/daily-diggs-61709.html "Conservative Diggs & Buries" is a new site aimed at bringing political balance to Digg by organizing and directing the conservative community to the articles that matter most to us.
  • Funny Newspaper Headlines

    05/04/2009 7:52:30 AM PDT · by Notoriously Conservative · 1 replies · 614+ views
    That's just low. Here's the winner of a local dog look-alike contest... Now that you mention it...
  • Headlines for 2036

    03/22/2009 1:12:58 PM PDT · by Ravnagora · 15 replies · 1,062+ views
    Crown: Croatian World Network ^ | December 10, 2002 | Prof. Dr. Zarko Dolinar
    NOTE: Published in 2002. Every bit as true today, only more so... ______________________ Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock. Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped. Authentic year 2000 "Chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.) Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least...
  • The Problems with Socialized Health Care (Nightmare headlines from around the globe)

    03/07/2009 5:55:54 PM PST · by Libloather · 40 replies · 3,016+ views
    Liberty Page ^ | 3/07/09
    The Problems with Socialized Health Care AustraliaAustralia's universal health care scheme is relatively new (introduced in 1983, which built on the 1974 Medibank program). As with all socialized health care systems, there is a mixture of public versus private care (approximately 30% of Australians also retain private health insurance). As a result, the private patients receive better care than their medicare counterparts. The salary caps and artificial increase in demand for care that always occur in a national health care system are resulting in predictable physician shortages. Mental patients face bed shortage - Clara Pirani, July 4, 2005 [News.com.au] Public...
  • Friday Funnies: A Dozen Dumb Headlines

    02/27/2009 6:21:46 AM PST · by yankeedame · 23 replies · 1,067+ views
    55krc.com ^ | 02/27/2009
    Dumb Headlines
  • Pastor Rick Warren headlines L.A.'s Mayor's Prayer Breakfast

    02/15/2009 10:01:04 AM PST · by NormsRevenge · 11 replies · 395+ views
    LA Times ^ | 2/15/09 | Margot Roosevelt
    Evangelical minister Rick Warren brought a message of unity and civility to some 1,400 people who attended the city's annual Mayor's Prayer Breakfast on Saturday, avoiding mention of his opposition to gay marriage and abortion. Warren, pastor of Orange County's Saddleback Church and author of the best-selling "The Purpose Driven Life," acknowledged that "sometimes I'm a little controversial." But as in his recent invocation at President Barack Obama's inauguration, he preached on the universal themes of God's love and service to the poor. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa was less circumspect, acknowledging his support of gay marriage and "a woman's right to...
  • Bailout Headlines I'd Like to See

    10/04/2008 3:33:33 PM PDT · by foutsc · 2 replies · 203+ views
    Nietzsche is Dead ^ | 4 oct 08 | foutsc
    Pirate Standoff Ended--Government Meets Ransom Demands Paulson Plan Passes--Nigerian E-Mailers Jealous Remember When $700 Billion Was A Lot Of Money?New Deal 2008: A Taxpayer in Every PotFree-Market Capitalism Replaced By Rigged-Market Socialism Billions for Plutocrats, Not a Penny to pay down the DebtGreed and Ignorance Rewarded, More to Follow...Constitution? What's That?Ronald Reagan Has Left The BuildingRepublicrats Claim Victory, Demicans Beg To DifferCrisis Averted, On To The Next OneFinal Score: Robber Barons 700,000,000,000 American Taxpayers 0
  • Possible "Obama loses" headlines (Add your own!)

    09/11/2008 6:44:33 PM PDT · by Callahan · 59 replies · 1,197+ views
    Me ^ | 9/11/08 | Me
    Since McPalin is on a roll of late, I figured I would help the MSM prep headlines for an Obama loss: Surprised: O CRAP Pessimistic: AMERICA SAYS NOPE TO HOPE Historical: I HAVE A DRUBBING Persistent: BARACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD Youthful: BAROCKED Disappointed: OBUMMER WoT: OBAMA LOSES, TERRORISTS SADDENED New York Time-ish ELECTION STOLEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HARDEST HIT Race card: RACIST RED STATES ROB ROCK STAR Denial: OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS! McCAIN TO LIVE IN WHITEHOUSE Hollywood: A STAR IS ABORTED Geeky: OBAMA PWNED Messianic: LIGHTS OUT ON THE LIGHTWORKER Liberation theology: OBAMA CRUCIFIED BY THE McMAN Media-centric:...
  • LeeAnn Rimes headlines Air Force holiday radio special

    10/10/2007 5:58:45 PM PDT · by SandRat · 16 replies · 481+ views
    Air Force Link ^ | Daniel P. Elkins
    10/9/2007 - RANDOLPH AIR FORCE BASE, Texas (AFPN) -- Multiple Grammy-award winner LeAnn Rimes recalls her fondest holiday memories as the featured artist in the "Red, White and Air Force Blue Christmas" radio special to be released in November. Produced and marketed by the Air Force Recruiting Service's strategic cmmunications division, the one-hour show features an in-depth interview with Ms. Rimes along with songs from her holiday album and new release, "Family." In its 13th year, the program is sent to more than 3,300 country radio stations throughout the nation in late November and broadcast worldwide over American Forces Radio...
  • When NOT To Hyphenate Your Name (Mature Content)

    08/02/2007 5:38:24 PM PDT · by Daffynition · 23 replies · 1,147+ views
    cbs13.com ^ | 07. | unknown
    Many married women choose to hyphenate their married name and maiden name. But there are times when you just shouldn't!! [see link slideshow]
  • Playboy airwoman relieved of duty

    01/13/2007 12:27:16 AM PST · by csvset · 189 replies · 10,877+ views
    BBC ^ | 13 January 2007 | BBC
    A US Air Force sergeant who appears nude in the latest edition of Playboy magazine has been stood down from duties as an investigation begins. Michelle Manhart, 30, is pictured in a range of poses, some while wearing uniform and striking a military pose, others while stripped naked. The air force said in a statement her actions "does not meet the high standards we expect of our airmen". Ms Manhart said she did not expect to be disciplined and defended the photos. Ms Manhart, who is married with two children, appears in the February issue of Playboy's US edition....
  • Greeley's al-Qaeda connections make headlines around the world

    08/19/2006 5:49:01 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 27 replies · 2,462+ views
    Greeley Tribune ^ | 8/19/06 | Mike Peters
    Many people believe you couldn't have found a more conservative, religious and docile town in America than Greeley in 1949. There were many churches, and no bars or liquor stores allowed in town. But a six-month stay here in Greeley by an Egyptian student in 1949 made him so angry that he wrote books to express his anti-American diatribe. His name was Sayyid Qutb (SIGH-yid KUH tahb) and he became one of the founders of Islamic terrorism. Television specials, literary magazines, stories in major newspapers, thousands of blogs and now a new book have noted Greeley's influence on the man...
  • Giuliani Headlines Ralph Reed Fundraiser

    05/18/2006 7:05:24 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 5 replies · 418+ views
    AP on Yahoo ^ | 5/18/06 | Greg Bluestein - ap
    ATLANTA - Rudolph Giuliani, the former New York mayor considered a potential 2008 candidate for president, headlined a fundraiser Thursday for former Christian Coalition leader Ralph Reed in his run for Georgia lieutenant governor. The two politicians were effusive in their praise for one another as they entered the Atlanta fundraiser just before noon. "I just want to say I believe Rudy Giuliani is one of the finest leaders in not only the Republican Party but in either party," Reed said. Giuliani responded: "We're here to get you elected. It would be a great thing for Georgia." Reed's campaign was...
  • Schwarzenegger, GOP Raise $2.5M at Fundraiser - McCain headlines closed-door dinner

    03/20/2006 8:42:28 PM PST · by NormsRevenge · 17 replies · 477+ views
    AP on Yahoo ^ | 3/2/06 | Michael R. Blood - ap
    BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and the state GOP collected an estimated $2.5 million Monday at a fundraiser headlined by Sen. John McCain (news, bio, voting record), as scores of union members protested outside the event calling for the governor's ouster in November. For Schwarzenegger, the closed-door dinner begins to replenish a political fund drained last year by his costly and losing campaign to enact ballot proposals to slow state spending and curb public union power in Sacramento. Top donors kicked in as much as $100,000 to attend the dinner and reception. But the event was reminiscent of...
  • Worst Newspaper Error. Ever.

    01/16/2006 8:14:26 PM PST · by Bubba_Leroy · 38 replies · 1,525+ views
    Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito told senators Monday that good judges don't have an agenda, don't look for partisan outcomes and always "do what the law requires" as the Senate opened hearings on President Bush's choice for the high court. "A judge can't have any agenda. A judge can't have a preferred outcome in any particular case," Alito told the Judiciary Committee in a brief statement in which he made a distinction between judges and attorneys working for clients. His motive for shooting John Paul in the abdomen on May 13, 1981, remains unclear.
  • Israeli burglars stay home to follow Sharon news

    01/10/2006 10:23:37 AM PST · by Willie Green · 2 replies · 191+ views
    The Times ^ | January 10, 2006 | Philippe Naughton and agencies
    Burglaries, car thefts and other crimes have more than halved since Israelis began gluing themselves to television sets for news on the health of Ariel Sharon, their ailing Prime Minister. Doctors treating Mr Sharon said today that they had detected a slight improvement in his brain function as they try to rouse him gradually from a medically-induced coma. Dr Shlomo Mor-Yosef, director of the Hadassah hospital in Jerusalem, said that Mr Sharon had moved his left hand for the first time and had managed to move his right arm and leg more than in an initial stimulus test on Monday....
  • Top 10 New York Times Headlines in 2006

    01/09/2006 5:52:42 PM PST · by rice08 · 2 replies · 435+ views
    The People's Cybe ^ | 1/9/05 | Comrade Red Square
    The Good Party members at The People's Cube (they that are of Communist for Kerry fame) amused me today. be sure to follow the link to generate your own Top 10 New York Times Headlines in 2006 Robust economy, high employment detrimental to the environment Baghdad dilemma: not enough abortion clinics Rebuilding of roads in Afghanistan leads to more traffic accidents US-made purple ink causes rash, fever: thousands of Iraqi voters hospitalized Freedom in Iraq linked to larger hole in ozone layer Iraqi parents: US-built schools cause child obesity Open political debate in Iraq triggers nation-wide laryngitis epidemic. Who will...
  • Dead Headlines

    12/26/2005 1:55:27 PM PST · by lawdude · 25 replies · 654+ views
    12/26/2005 | Self
    I was just listening to a radio talk show promo and the background was a clip from a story which, when it broke, was "HORRIFIC"! It was the 'laser aimed at the pilot' story. That story, while considered "HORRIFIC" at the time was only in the limelight for a day or so. How many headline news stories only lasted a day. Can you FReepers add others?
  • How the Bush administration got spooked

    11/21/2005 9:31:02 AM PST · by kralcmot · 36 replies · 1,537+ views
    online Asia Times ^ | Nov 22,2005 | Tom Englund
    DISPATCHES FROM AMERICA ((You're not in Kansas anymore)) How the Bush administration got spooked By Tom Engelhardt It's finally Wizard of Oz time in America. You know - that moment when the curtains are pulled back, the fearsome-looking wizard wreathed in all that billowing smoke turns out to be some pitiful little guy, and everybody looks around sheepishly, wondering why they acted as they did for so long. Starting on September 11, 2001 - with a monstrous helping hand from Osama bin Laden - the Bush administration played the fear card with unbelievable effectiveness. For years, with its companion "war...
  • Madonna happy out of saddle back on stage

    11/04/2005 5:39:31 AM PST · by Pharmboy · 37 replies · 1,083+ views
    Reuters ^ | Nov 3, 2005 | Hanna Rantala and Ian Simpson
    Pop queen Madonna is ecstatic to be back on stage, especially so soon after a horse riding accident which she said had threatened her performing career. Speaking to Reuters after the first live televised performance of her new single "Hung Up," the 47-year-old American appeared to have lost little of her desire to please the crowd. "After I fell off my horse it was amazing to be able to get up and dance," she said backstage on Thursday at the MTV Europe Music Awards, where she kicked off the Lisbon show with an energetic display in purple boots and matching...
  • Healines for the Year 2029

    10/17/2005 9:23:41 PM PDT · by oceanperch · 7 replies · 400+ views
    e mail | unknown | unknown
    thanks to carla!:   Headlines from the year 2029!   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Baby conceived naturally - -   scientists stumped. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Castro finally dies at age...
  • Were these immigration stories biased? (Minutemen)

    07/20/2005 12:36:54 AM PDT · by Cincinatus' Wife · 7 replies · 618+ views
    Houston Chronicle ^ | July 20, 2005 | James Campbell - About:Chron Blog
    Immigration is a line-in-the-sand story topic that tends to raise the emotions of Americans on either side of the issue, particularly in light of 9/11. Consequently, it's imperative that any story on the subject be reported accurately and with balance, lest the readers' representative get calls and e-mails charging bias. On that note, I've already heard from readers regarding the stories about the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps and their plans to send observers to Houston in October to patrol for illegal immigrants. Two specific complaints stand out: The use of the word "militia" in a subhead on a story published...
  • OUTRAGED AMNESTY INTL EXECS CLAIM FEEDING SADDAM DORITOS SAME AS CAPITAL PUNISHMENT (HUMOR!!!!)

    06/21/2005 10:59:57 AM PDT · by clintonbaiter · 27 replies · 1,052+ views
    Iconoclast ^ | Marni Malarkey
    LONDON -- Amnesty International has released its most searing attack on the United States yet, with its newest report, "Treatment of Saddam Hussein in Prison: Slow Death by Junk Food." Amnesty's Secretary General, Irene Khan, issued the report this morning, calling reports that Saddam Hussein is being given Doritos and Cheetos in prison "more proof of U.S. torture, cruelty, and inhumane and barbaric treatment of detainees throughout the world." Khan cited the feeding of junk food to Saddam as "a desire on the part of the United States to get him addicted to high-fat and high-calorie food, in order to...
  • Aviation News (Blog)

    05/20/2005 3:43:30 PM PDT · by beerguzzler · 20 replies · 696+ views
    http://aogdesk.org/v-web/b2/ ^ | 5/20/05 | BeerGuzzler
    What do you think about aviation news? Post your own news or comment on existing posts.
  • REALMARTHA.COM

    03/17/2005 4:39:04 PM PST · by Tumbleweed_Connection · 2 replies · 178+ views
    REALMARTHA ^ | 3/6/05 | Shawn Auer
    The reason for adopting the website realmartha.com is to focus on the fact that celebrity turned felons are making a mockery out of our United States criminal justice system. Celebrities feel that they are above the law, and are often treated with “kid gloves” when it comes to sentencing and probationary handlings. The typical US citizen lives with the belief justice and fairness under the law apply to ALL. One does not control the judicial system with money and status, the judicial system makes and enforces the law! Mistakes are acknowledged and experience is gained. Crimes are tried and punished....
  • Virus hooks onto CNN headlines

    01/20/2005 8:48:23 PM PST · by holymoly · 26 replies · 834+ views
    C|Net News ^ | January 20, 2005 | Robert Lemos
    A PC virus has started to spread through e-mail, luring potential victims by disguising itself as a headline newsletter from CNN, an antivirus company said Thursday. E-mails laden with the virus, dubbed "Crowt.A" by Sophos, do not have a typical subject line and other characteristics, Sophos said. Instead, the virus sends out e-mail messages with subject lines, message content and attachment names drawn from the latest news headlines on CNN's Web site, which it gathers as it spreads. Very few Sophos customers have reported that they been affected by Crowt.A so far, the company said. "Virus writers are always looking...
  • President George W. Bush: Behind the Headlines (Fox News Channel, Sunday, 1/16/05, 9pm EST)

    01/14/2005 3:31:09 PM PST · by Libloather · 9 replies · 1,242+ views
    Fox News ^ | 1/14/05
    George W. Bush: Behind the Headlines 9:00pm Rare photos, unseen video and exclusive interviews with the president's inner circle! Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Andy Card, and Joe Allbaugh take you inside the Oval Office during crisis and war, and paint an intimate portrait of G.W.B. (cc)
  • A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....12/30,31/04-01/01,02/05....Happy New Year 2005!

    12/30/2004 2:12:35 AM PST · by dansangel · 357 replies · 3,632+ views
    dansangel | dansangel
                                    Each year, we look forward to the New Year with expectations of good fortune, good health and a renewed faith in God. It is also a time to reflect on all of the events of the year that is about to pass. Here are just a few of the highlights, good and bad, of the year 2004, courtesy of NewsMax (*with the exception of the Boston Red Sox article which is courtesy of http://www.boston.com/sports). Just click on any of the links to review the news article.      January 2004: All 148 Aboard Killed in Egypt Jet Crash...
  • Hand pulls groin

    11/29/2004 10:51:08 AM PST · by Randjuke · 99 replies · 3,387+ views
    Yahoo Sports ^ | Monday, November 29, 2004 | fanball staff
    News Giants defensive tackle Norman Hand strained his groin in the third quarter of Sunday's game against the Eagles and did not return to the game. "I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one." Hand hopes his sore groin won't keep him from playing the 'Skins next Sunday. Views We'll check back with Hand throughout the practice week to see if he'll be ready for the Redskins' game.
  • Head turning Headlines! (funny)

    11/24/2004 12:26:17 AM PST · by Bobalu · 5 replies · 662+ views
    e-mail | unknown | unknown
    Head turning Headlines! Grandmother of eight makes hole in one Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing House passes gas tax onto senate Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan Two convicts evade noose, jury hung William Kelly was fed secretary Milk drinkers are turning to powder Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted Quarter of a million Chinese live on water Farmer bill dies in house Iraqi head seeks arms Queen Mary having bottom scraped Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? Prostitutes appeal to Pope Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over NJ judge to...
  • Bush makes not-so-good headlines in Europe (European lefties go boohooohooo)

    11/06/2004 8:37:48 AM PST · by knighthawk · 27 replies · 784+ views
    Tehran Times ^ | November 06 2004 | Associated Press
    LONDON (AP) - The re-election of President Bush dominated British newspapers Thursday, and many cast impartiality aside in reporting the result. "How can 59,054,087 people be so DUMB?" the liberal Daily Mirror asked in a Page One headline. Inside, several pages of coverage were headed "U.S. election disaster." The Independent bore the front-page headline "Four more years" on a black page with grim pictures including a hooded Iraqi prisoner and an orange-clad detainee at Guantanamo Bay. The left-leaning Guardian led its features section with a black page bearing the tiny words, "Oh, God." Inside a story described how Bush's victory...
  • Headlines We'd Like To See

    11/03/2004 8:08:37 AM PST · by PsyOp · 5 replies · 216+ views
    November 3, 2004 | PsyOp
    Headlines We'd like to see on Nov. 3, 2004. 1. U.S. to Osama--CAN YOU HEAR US NOW! 2. Clinton Advises Kerry: "Better Put Some Ice On That..." 3. Big Dig Buried By Bush Landslide. 4. U.S. to Osama--Pound Sand! 5. Kerry Loses Medals--Throws Election Instead. 6. Kerry Torpedoed! 7. Rats Leaves Sinking Swift Boat. 8. Word of The Day: Landslide 9. Osama Sees Shadow: Four More Years of War On Terror. 10. Kerry Gets B**ch Slapped by Bush. 11. Kerry: I Voted For Myself Before I Voted For Bush... 12. Kerry Loses--Edwards Sues Kerry. 13. Boxer Wins! Remains Irrellevant.
  • Allegation of assault on woman in 1970s shadows Wu (Oregon, 'Rat Rapist Congressman)

    10/12/2004 9:24:25 AM PDT · by Beelzebubba · 38 replies · 1,776+ views
    The Oregonian (Portland) ^ | 10-12-04 | LAURA GUNDERSON, DAVE HOGAN and JEFF KOSSEFF
    [In 1976]...the 21-year-old Wu was brought to the campus police annex after his ex-girlfriend said he tried to force her to have sex, according to Raoul K. Niemeyer, then a patrol commander who questioned him. Wu had scratches on his face and neck, and his T-shirt was stretched out of shape, Niemeyer said. Earlier, someone had interrupted a scuffle in the woman's dorm room. A Stanford professor said the woman told him the next day that Wu had angrily attacked her. An assistant dean who counseled the woman for two months said that the woman called it attempted rape and...
  • Wu calls what he did in 1976 'inexcusable'

    10/13/2004 9:59:52 AM PDT · by Clintonfatigued · 16 replies · 960+ views
    The Portland Oregonian ^ | October 13, 2004 | Harry Esteve
    Rep. David Wu (D), facing tough reelection, apologizes for "inexcusable" incident.
  • Elizabeth Edwards Headlines Harkin Feast

    09/19/2004 6:32:16 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 34 replies · 918+ views
    AP on Yahoo ^ | 9/19/04 | Mike Glover - AP
    Elizabeth Edwards touted a Democratic commitment to bolster rural health care Sunday, arguing that both nominee John Kerry and running mate John Edwards have long ties to rural America that give them credibility. Mrs. Edwards said her husband and Kerry virtually moved to Iowa when they campaigned for Iowa's leadoff caucuses, and have nurtured close ties to the state. "They didn't come to just the big cities like Des Moines and Cedar Rapids, they came to small towns all across this state," said Mrs. Edwards. "They didn't just talk to you _ they listened." She used prominent rural icons to...
  • Michael Moore Accused of Headline Heist

    08/03/2004 11:57:38 AM PDT · by crusty codger · 20 replies · 1,395+ views
    NewsMax | 08/03/04 | unknown
    Michael Moore's fakery fest "Fahrenheit 9/11" features in one of its scenes a newspaper headline that reads: "Latest Florida recount shows Gore won election." The words were apparently designed to perpetuate the myth that Bush "stole" the 2000 presidential election. A lawyer for the Pantagraph newspaper in Bloomington, Ill., sent a letter to Moore accusing him of misappropriating the headline from the Pantagraph's pages. The headline did appear in the Pantagraph, but only on the letters-to-the-editor page, and was intended only to reflect the letter writer's sentiments. According to the Pantagraph's Web site, the lawyer's letter also charges Moore with...
  • CA: Governor headlines rally endorsing $15 billion budget measure

    02/27/2004 7:14:05 PM PST · by NormsRevenge · 10 replies · 160+ views
    SFGate.com ^ | 2/27/04 | Michael R. Blood - AP
    <p>Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger turned to Hollywood friend Rob Lowe Friday to help sell his $15 billion state budget bailout then did a block-long test drive for a bus tour that will anchor a weekend campaign blitz to promote his two ballot initiatives.</p>
  • *Headlines from 2050*

    08/05/2003 4:21:04 PM PDT · by apackof2 · 67 replies · 225+ views
    e-mail | 8/5/03 | Pastor Tim
    California to Be Re-admitted to Union Plague of Spotted Owls Threaten Crops, Livestock Baltimore Rams Defeat St. Louis Ravens Upcoming NFL Draft Likely to Focus On Mutants Younger Generation's Music Provokes Outrage of Elders D.C. Zoo to Receive Rare Cow Authentic Year 2000 Chad Sells For $6.9 Million at Sotheby's Court Clears AOLTimeWarnerGE-DisneyCiscoFordRJR-NabiscoExxon-Mobil of Monopoly Charges 50-Year Study: Diet and Exercise Key to Weight Loss Baby Conceived Naturally Cal Ripken Jr. Reduced to DH Role
  • "Kobe Agonistes...And now, it's all theater."

    07/22/2003 2:09:56 AM PDT · by bd476 · 10 replies · 257+ views
    The National Review Online ^ | July 21, 2003 | Jack Dunphy
    "Oh where, oh where to turn during these languid days of summer. The players in the Robert Blake, Scott Peterson, and Martha Stewart dramas, all the people who held us rapt through the cooler months, have faded from our awareness as they have from the front pages, shuffling as they are through all those seemingly interminable pre-trial delays. The pennant races have yet to heat up, the networks are in reruns, and God only knows when The Sopranos will return. There's scarcely reason even to look for the remote. But suddenly, live, from Eagle, Colorado, it's The Kobe Bryant Show....
  • TODAY'S TOP SATIRICAL HEADLINES

    05/27/2003 8:15:38 AM PDT · by Apolitical · 4 replies · 217+ views
    Iconoclast ^ | May 27, 2003 | William Grim, Marni Soupcoff et al
    U.S. POLITICIANS DEBATE WHICH ANTI-AMERICAN REGIME TO TOPPLE FIRST -- IRAN OR CANADA? (Washington, D.C.) -- U.S. politicians, appearing on TV talk shows on the weekend, seemed in favor of working to destabilize anti-American governments, but quarreled over which corrupt regime needed to go first. Some politicians expressed a belief that Iran was the worst offender and needed to be dealt with strongly by the United States. However, Iranian officials helpfully suggested that Canada would be a far better target for regime change than Iran. As one Iranian official convincingly explained, "Canada's government is as anti-American as they come. They...
  • TODAY'S TOP PARODY HEADLINES

    04/27/2003 8:10:59 AM PDT · by Apolitical · 3 replies · 246+ views
    Iconoclast ^ | April 27, 2004 | Various
    b>AL-QAEDA TELETHON RESULTS "DISAPPOINTING" (Atlanta) -- The annual Al-Qaeda Fundraising Telethon on CNN has produced "disappointing results" according to a press release issued by the network's founder, Ted Turner. According to the press statement, only $26.93 in donations were pledged during the the weekend-long telethon hosted by Jane Fonda. Ted Turner was unavailable for further comments. CNN sources say he is currently in Havana where he is holding a birthday party for Fidel Castro. Unnamed sources at CNN have also told this reporter that network brass are astounded that Americans still hold a grudge against al-Qaeda because of 9/11. Some...
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    04/14/2003 9:34:13 AM PDT · by Apolitical · 3 replies · 160+ views
    Iconoclast ^ | April 14, 2003 | William Grim, Marni Malarkey et al.....
    AL-QAEDA TELETHON RESULTS "DISAPPOINTING" (Atlanta) -- The annual Al-Qaeda Fundraising Telethon on CNN has produced "disappointing results" according to a press release issued by the network's founder, Ted Turner. According to the press statement, only $26.93 in donations were pledged during the the weekend-long telethon hosted by Jane Fonda. Ted Turner was unavailable for further comments. CNN sources say he is currently in Havana where he is holding a birthday party for Fidel Castro. Unnamed sources at CNN have also told this reporter that network brass are astounded that Americans still hold a grudge against al-Qaeda because of 9/11. Some...