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  • 5 Ways the Quran Explains Today’s Headlines

    08/17/2014 7:51:59 AM PDT · by SeekAndFind · 13 replies
    Pajamas Media ^ | 08/17/2014 | Robert Spencer
    Nihad Awad of the Hamas-linked Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) has claimed [2] that “research has shown that anti-Islam prejudice goes down when people interact with ordinary Muslims and have greater knowledge of Islam.” Accordingly, he says, “it might also be a good idea for Americans of other faiths to borrow a Quran from a Muslim friend, neighbor or co-worker. In that way, knowledge may be increased as bonds of friendship are formed.”Awad is right. Americans should read the Quran. If they did, they would find that it makes sense of a great many recent events that might otherwise remain...
  • Russians Shine Laser Show of Obama ‘Fellating’ Banana on US Embassy in Moscow (Video)

    08/07/2014 5:24:31 AM PDT · by libstripper · 61 replies
    Gateway Pundit ^ | Aug 6, 2014 | Jim Hoft
    This year on Barack Obama’s birthday a group of Russian activists shined a laser show of Obama fellating a banana on the US Embassy in Moscow.hdi is nothing more than a que
  • Homicide victim booked into Potter County Jail

    12/04/2013 9:20:02 PM PST · by Jaded · 48 replies
    Amarillo News Channel 10 ^ | 12/4/13 | reporterettes
    Posted: Dec 04, 2013 10:20 AM CST Updated: Dec 04, 2013 10:56 PM CST Amarillo, TX - A local man is arrested in Wednesday's early morning homicide. He is being identified by Amarillo Police as 25 year old Michael Ross Philley. Officials say he is now being held in the Potter County Jail, accused of murdering 53 year old Eddie Don Turlington. He was also booked on a warrant for assault against a family member. Just after 6:30 Wednesday morning, police say they responded to a call for a possible stabbing on S. Mississippi Street in the San Jacinto area....
  • Dwarf Set on Fire at Party

    09/03/2013 12:13:55 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 64 replies
    Emirates 24/7 ^ | Tuesday, September 03, 2013
    Allegations that a dwarf performer was set on fire during an Australian Football League club's end-of-season celebrations were being investigated Tuesday. The league's chief executive Andrew Demetriou has apologised after laughing on ‘live’ television when told of the claims against a St Kilda Saints player, which he said he initially thought were a joke. Blake Johnston and his colleague Arthur Serevetas were reportedly booked by the Saints to entertain players at their so-called ‘Mad Monday’ event this week, but it allegedly got out of hand. Channel Nine said a group of players began using a lighter to set fire to...
  • Turkish bodybuilder... clutching bag of marijuana ...held party-for-one onboard Merkel's private jet

    08/21/2013 11:11:30 AM PDT · by a fool in paradise · 20 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 20 August 2013 | Tara Brady
    FULL TITLE: "Turkish bodybuilder dressed in his underpants and clutching bag of marijuana and ecstasy held party-for-one onboard Merkel's private jet" A man wearing just his underpants and high on drugs managed to board an empty German government jet used by Chancellor Angela Merkel. Clutching a bag full of marijuana and ecstasy pills, the 24-year-old danced on the wing of the plane, sprayed foam around and pushed buttons in the cockpit of the jet in Cologne Airport. The bodybuilder, believed to be of Turkish descent and named only as Volkan T, even released the inflatable emergency slide of the Airbus...
  • Cat breastfeeds runaway ducklings [w/video]

    05/24/2013 10:05:23 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 45 replies
    Metro [UK] ^ | 24 May 2013
    279 Use ← → keys to We’ve already seen a piglet adopted by sheep but the latest slice of cross-species love – a cat breastfeeding ducklings – could be the strangest example of inter-animal buddies yet. The video of the unusual occurrence was taken by the owners of the animals, Ronan and Emma Lally. The two-minute clip showed the feline feeding three ducklings she had adopted, along with her own newborn kittens. Mr and Mrs Lally, from County Offaly, Ireland, told RTÉ Radio’s The Mooney Show that they had originally thought the ducks were missing – but were astonished to...
  • Man arrested in drunken driving stunt after taking zebra, parrot on a trip to a bar

    05/23/2012 9:59:44 AM PDT · by ColdOne · 44 replies
    foxnews.com ^ | 5/23/12 | AP
    DUBUQUE, Iowa – An Iowa man stopped outside a Dubuque bar with a small zebra and a parrot in his truck has been charged with drunken driving. KCRG-TV reports officers arrested 56-year-old Jerald Reiter of Cascade on Sunday in the parking lot of the Dog House bar, where people had been taking photos of the animals.
  • Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops

    05/20/2012 8:10:28 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 67 replies
    KOMO News ^ | May 20, 2012
    <p>SEATTLE - A half-naked woman wearing hot pink duct tape attacked and injured three police officers in a bizarre incident Saturday night outside a lower Queen Anne bar, police said.</p> <p>The outlandish drama began at about 8 p.m., when the woman began stripping off her clothes inside the bar and sticking hot pink duct tape on her upper body area, said Seattle police spokeswoman Renee Witt.</p>
  • ‘Llama-Man’ Jailed After Nutmeg Induced Frenzy

    04/04/2012 12:17:22 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 17 replies
    The Local ^ | 30 Mar 12
    A 28-year-old man from Gävle in eastern Sweden, previously in trouble for his “llama-like” spitting in strangers’ faces, went amok while in hospital last summer, injuring staff in an alleged nutmeg induced rage. The man was behind a series of incidents in central Gävle in January, where he spat unknown people in the face “like a llama”, according to local paper Gefle Dagblad (GD). A month later, police arrested him on suspicion of harassing two sisters by sending them death threats and rude comments via text messages. The man was then held in custody by police until his verdict on...
  • Headlines and links I followed today...

    02/28/2012 8:10:40 PM PST · by Nachum · 1 replies · 1+ views
    Nachumlist ^ | 2/28/12 | Nachum
    Video of the moment:   LA Gov. Bobby Jindal Eviscerates Obama Administration On Energy2/28/2012Obama and IsraelNetanyahu will urge Obama to publicly back attack on Iran, sources sayTop US General Grilled on Iran Strike For the second time in two weeks... Sen. Lindsey Graham took aim at the Pentagon's top man over deteriorating relations with Israel. ...US Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Martin Dempsey .. told a Senate panel he did not counsel Israel against attacking Iran over its nuclear program.Israeli Officials angry and dismayed that Obama is conducting secret back channel talks with IranWhy won't Barack Obama cut...
  • Woman Claims Neighbor’s Energy Efficient Windows Are Melting Her Toyota Prius

    01/25/2012 8:42:52 AM PST · by jakerobins · 68 replies
    STUDIO CITY (CBS) — A SoCal woman says the energy efficient window installed in a neighbor’s condominium is melting the plastic components on cars parked in her carport. Heather Patron of Studio City was dealing with a mystery regarding her Toyota Prius. “The side view mirrors were melting,” says Patron. “Anything that was plastic on the car was melting.” Toyota told Patron nothing was wrong with the car. After having the mirrors replaced, she noticed the mirrors on the car parked next to hers were also melting.
  • Man decapitated during food fight at homeless camp

    01/06/2012 7:58:16 AM PST · by ConservativeStatement · 29 replies
    The Associated Press ^ | January 6, 2012
    SARASOTA— Authorities say a 53-year-old homeless man was decapitated by another homeless man during what they believe started as a fight over food.
  • One of the funniest news sites you'll ever see

    09/29/2011 7:45:54 AM PDT · by Notary Sojac · 8 replies
    The Rumford Meteor home page ^ | 29 Sept 2011 | Rumford Meteor editorial staff
    A few excerpts:"2011 Honey Princess To Visit Fryeburg Fair After The Swelling Goes Down" "Governor Touts Online Fraud Hotline. To See If You’ve Been Scammed, Send Your Name, Social Security #, And D.O.B. To The Meteor And We’ll Forward It " "Proposed New Red Sox Uniform Omits Shoelaces, Belt"
  • Cool Headlines I can't Post The Stories Of

    09/18/2011 2:29:32 PM PDT · by the invisib1e hand · 3 replies
    me | 0918290 | self
    Geithner Said to Ignore Obama Wind Down Order on Citi theme: tender young president's authority "overrun" by "senior advisors." Maggots Heal Diabetic Wounds After Other Methods Fail in Study Bill Clinton: Obama’s Bill Worth 2 Million Jobs
  • Golfer Mistaken for Clown Charged With DWI in NY

    08/30/2011 7:23:55 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 10 replies
    NOCO5 ^ | Aug 30, 2011
    A Massachusetts man whose colorful golf attire was briefly mistaken for a clown outfit has been charged in New York with driving a golf cart while drunk. The Genesee County sheriff says they got a report that someone dressed as a clown was operating a stolen golf cart in the western New York town of Batavia on Sunday night. Deputies found 37-year-old James Straub, of Stoneham, Mass., driving along a road. He wasn't dressed as a clown - just wearing some colorful clothing after an outing at Terry Hills Golf Course.
  • 2 pajama-clad girls take stolen goat for walk

    08/29/2011 7:32:22 PM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 28 replies
    Associated Press ^ | August 29, 2011
    MANKATO, Minn. (AP) — Everything went according to plan for two pajama-clad stepsisters who took a goat they'd freed from a Minnesota zoo for a late-night walk. Until they told the Mankato police officer who stopped them about 11:30 p.m. Saturday that the animal lived in their bedroom closet.
  • Harry Potter dwarf spared jail over juggler's hat sex act

    07/29/2011 1:30:06 PM PDT · by Stoat · 60 replies
    The Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | July 29, 2011
    A dwarf who appeared in the Harry Potter and Star Wars films has dodged a short spell behind bars for indecently exposing himself to a teenager on a train. (edit) The celebrity was shown mercy by Recorder Richard Bond despite having previous convictions for sexual offences, including an incident in which he clambered into the bed of a stage manager and his girlfriend. The 40-year-old's previous convictions also included a series of "random" and explicit phone calls made to women from a hotel room as long ago as 1995. (edit)It is understood that Read has recently been hiring himself out...
  • Owner of Killer Bear Chokes to Death on Sex Toy

    07/14/2011 7:10:05 AM PDT · by tlb · 72 replies
    ktla ^ | July 13, 2011 | KTLA News
    CLEVELAND, OHIO -- Police say man well known for his collection of exotic animals has died after choking on a sex toy. Sam Mazzola, 49, was found dead in his Columbia Station home on Sunday. Last year, Mazzola came under scrutiny when a black bear, named Cherokee, killed an employee of the sanctuary. According to Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller, Mazzola was found face down on his water bed, restrained with handcuffs, chains and padlocks. An autopsy determined the preliminary cause of death was asphyxia due to airway obstruction by foreign body. Mazzola had a sex toy...
  • Man with dead weasel accused of assault

    06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 1,385 replies
    Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011
    HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state. The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
  • MILLER: Harry Reid Hangs Weiner Out To Dry

    06/07/2011 5:25:49 PM PDT · by Brandonmark · 19 replies
    The Washington Times ^ | June 7, 2011 | Emily Miller
    The highest ranking Democrat in Congress, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, refused to give any support for scandalous Rep. Anthony Weiner. The New York Democrat confessed on Monday to lying about sending a photo of his bulging underpants to a college student. Mr. Weiner also admitted to sexting and sending other obscene photos to as six other women. At a press conference in the Capitol on Tuesday, I asked Mr. Reid whether he thought the Mr. Weiner should resign. “I’m not here to defend Weiner,” responded the Nevada Democrat. “But what do you think he should do?” I asked. “That's...
  • Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies

    05/27/2011 12:59:31 PM PDT · by billorites · 44 replies
    KSL.com ^ | May 26, 2011 | Nadine Wimmer and Wendy Leonard
    FARMINGTON -- While the state has yet to officially cancel any events involving horses that might have been exposed to a local recent equine herpes outbreak, owners and arenas are taking precautions. Because of the outbreak, contestants at the Davis County Sheriff's Mounted Posse Junior Queen Contest had to cowgirl up Thursday night without their mares. Instead of competing on horses, as is typically the case, contestants were asked to trot around the arena with stick horses as their show ponies. The only horses in the arena were in this bucket. "It's kind of weird, but you can't really help...
  • Swedish flamingoes massacred in frenzied anteater attack

    04/07/2011 8:17:49 AM PDT · by ConservativeStatement · 2,366 replies · 1+ views
    The Local (Sweden) ^ | April 5, 2011
    A flock of ten flamingoes have met a brutal end at a zoo in Eskilstuna in eastern Sweden after a curious anteater broke into their compound and clawed them to death, leaving a further five birds nursing injuries.
  • Home / news / Monkey in woman's bra makes waves at Amherst courthouse

    03/10/2011 12:49:44 PM PST · by Beaten Valve · 37 replies · 1+ views
    WSLS-TV ^ | March 10, 2010 | WSLS
    Authorities said a woman entered the Amherst County courthouse this morning with a tiny monkey tucked into her bra, dressed in diapers and a white dress with pink flowers. The woman was not identified, but officials confirmed the incident — from Commonwealth’s Attorney Stephanie Maddox to deputies who were working in the courthouse. “You couldn’t make up something like this,” Maddox said. The woman had arrived for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations court, officials said. They had no idea that she had the monkey — a female named “Kara” — until she went into an office to fill...
  • Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear

    03/01/2011 1:24:15 PM PST · by jda · 60 replies · 1+ views
    TCPalm ^ | 28 February 2011 | Will Greenlee
    "A man deputies found with crack in his buttocks was arrested after a drug sniffing dog noted a 'narcotic odor coming from his rear,' according to a recently released St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office report. . . . "The deputy believed he felt something tube-like in Colbert's caboose. A drug sniffing dog was brought in, and the deputy got a 'positive alert for the presence of narcotic odor coming from his rear,' a report states. "A deputy extracted the tube from the 'crack of Colbert's buttocks' and found 12 crack cocaine rocks. Deputies also found $145 on Colbert.
  • 2010: A Year in Review

    12/21/2010 8:22:49 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 12-21-10 | Jared H. McAndersen
    I try on most days to write "headlines" with a humorous or satirical twist that reflect what is going on that day. Here is a round-up of what are my personal favorite/best 30-ish headlines(in chronological order) that give a view of how 2010 went. I know there is still some time in the year, so I may add to the list as we approach the end of the year. ---------- Attorney For Underwear Bomber's Advises Against "Not Bomb Just Happy To See Allah's Virgins" Defense - January 11 Elizabeth Edwards Successfully Removes Tumor Without Surgery According To Her Divorce...
  • Deputies: SC Motel Guest Trashed Room To Find 'Midget'

    11/24/2010 11:01:49 PM PST · by Wile E Coyote Genius · 22 replies
    SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. -- In what was apparently a phone prank that has taken place in other parts of the country, a motel guest said someone called his room and told him to smash the things inside in order to free a "midget" trapped next door. Watch The Video
  • Barney Frank: Serving on Appropriations Committee in Republican House Will Be A 'Pain In The A--'

    11/23/2010 11:02:42 AM PST · by Sub-Driver · 39 replies
    Barney Frank: Serving on Appropriations Committee in Republican House Will Be A 'Pain In The A--' Tuesday, November 23, 2010 By Nicholas Ballasy (CNSNews.com) - House Financial Services Chairman Barney Frank (D.-Mass.) predicts that serving on the Appropriations Committee in the incoming Republican-majority House of Representatives will be a “great pain in the ass." “Fascinating fact, apparently for the first time in anybody’s memory, members of Congress have declined seats on the Appropriations Committee," Frank said. "Republican members have said, ‘I don’t want to be on the Appropriations Committee.’ The Appropriations Committee, which has been a great plum, is now...
  • Dick Van Dyke Rescued by Porpoises

    11/11/2010 2:56:35 PM PST · by aic4ever · 26 replies
    Organized Exploitation ^ | 11-11-10 | Paul Kroenke
    The point to take away from this story is not that porpoises forged an incredible and instantaneous bond with a human, and saved his life. The point is, obviously, that old people can fall asleep ANYWHERE.
  • Insane Post-Election Liberal Headline of the Day

    11/03/2010 10:24:41 AM PDT · by toma29 · 6 replies
    Useful Info Nation | 11/03/2010 | Thomas Bryan
    In what universe are these people living? From Salon: Nancy Pelosi probably deserved better than thisLuckily, we have several conservatives weighing in at the comments section. Useful Info Nation
  • Man threatens to cut off son's arms; wife flees topless

    11/02/2010 11:24:58 AM PDT · by a fool in paradise · 26 replies · 1+ views
    NW Florida Daily News ^ | October 29, 2010 9:50 PM | staff reports
    NICEVILLE – A man who police say threatened to cut off his son’s arms and menaced his wife so that she fled their home topless has been arrested on domestic violence charges. Levy Lucas Jr., age 50, of Niceville was taken into custody by Niceville Police officers on Oct. 19 after they found him stumbling in the parking lot at 719 Bayshore Drive. “He had a strong odor of alcohol coming from his person and stumbled as he walked around,” the officer wrote in his report. “I asked (Lucas) what happened and he became verbally combative and uncooperative.” Lucas told...
  • Homeless man accused of trying to abduct girl gets house arrest, probation

    10/24/2010 12:48:15 PM PDT · by Justaham · 21 replies
    Sun Sentinel ^ | 10-22-10 | Rene Stutzman
    He also gets 12 months of treatment in a group home 19-year-old man on Thursday pleaded no contest to trying to abduct a 10-year-old Altamonte Springs girl who was on her way to school. Daron Nickens Jr. was sentenced to six months of house arrest and four years of probation. His sentence calls for him to be placed in a 12-month residential treatment program. The girl was on her way to a school bus stop May 4 when Nickens put his hand on her shoulder and tried to steer her in another direction. He told her he had a gun...
  • Obama headlines Google fat cat fundraiser; crickets chirp over Google’s $60 bil tax avoidance

    10/21/2010 10:42:00 AM PDT · by Nachum · 13 replies
    Michelle Malkin ^ | 10/21/10 | Michelle Malkin
    President Obama is all for demonizing large American corporations that avoid taxes through income shifting…except when those large American corporations are dumping money in his campaign coffers. Bloomberg is running a big story on Google’s lucrative use of the very loopholes Team Obama wants to eliminate: Google Inc. cut its taxes by $3.1 billion in the last three years using a technique that moves most of its foreign profits through Ireland and the Netherlands to Bermuda. Google’s income shifting — involving strategies known to lawyers as the “Double Irish” and the “Dutch Sandwich” — helped reduce its overseas tax rate...
  • Seven inches is enough, RIM tells Jobs

    10/20/2010 6:28:53 PM PDT · by SubGeniusX · 73 replies
    News Limited ^ | October 20, 2010 | AFP
    ANADA'S Research In Motion has fired back at Apple's Steve Jobs over his claims that the iPhone is outselling the Blackberry and that 7-inch tablet computers have no future. "We think many customers are getting tired of being told what to think by Apple," RIM co-chief executive Jim Balsillie said in a blog post responding to the comments made on Monday by Jobs. Jobs, speaking to financial analysts during a conference call, dismissed 7-inch tablets as "tweeners" saying they were "too big to compete with a smartphone and too small to compete with an iPad". He suggested makers of 7-inch...
  • Conn. Man Arrested for Biting Police Dog

    10/15/2010 11:12:14 AM PDT · by nickcarraway · 7 replies
    NECN ^ | Oct 8, 2010
    A West Haven, Connecticut man is under arrest, accused of biting a police dog. Police tell our affiliate WTNH that officer Scott Bloom was on patrol yesterday with his police dog Onyx when he spotted Roderick Lewis walking near a Rite Aid with his pants falling down. They say Lewis appeared to be on drugs and approached the officer while yelling at him, then punched the officer in the face. "He noticed the gentleman Roderick actually bite down on K-9 Onyx's leg, whereas K-9 Onyx actually yelped out and screamed," said the West Haven police department's Bret Schneider. After police...
  • Woman stabs classmate in anger-management class at Bellevue College....(Hello?)

    10/15/2010 8:47:18 AM PDT · by AngelesCrestHighway · 34 replies
    Seattle Times ^ | 10/14/10 | Christine Clarridge
    Talk about a teachable moment. A 19-year-old Bellevue woman has been charged with second-degree assault after she allegedly stabbed a classmate Saturday during an anger-management class at Bellevue College. Bellevue police say Faribah Maradiaga "blew up out of control" and stabbed the classmate's arm and shoulder several times after the two women exchanged words. Police said Maradiaga, who already had a pending assault charge, told them that the other woman had threatened her first, according to charging documents.
  • A Topless Woman's Meat-Cleaver Adventure

    10/12/2010 10:08:35 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 39 replies
    KATU ^ | Tuesday, October 12th
    Early Sunday afternoon officers responded to an apartment in the 8100 block of Southeast Mill Street. They were there for a welfare check on a woman who reportedly was "outside the apartment completely naked and shouting nonsense," according to a Portland Police statement issued Tuesday. A police spokesperson says Officer Michael Filbert, an 11-year veteran, and Officer Brent Maxey, an 8-year veteran, arrived and spoke with a neighbor. The neighbor reportedly told them the female was "acting very strange" and had pushed out the window screen from her second-floor apartment. The woman was later identified as 61-year-old Phyllis Ann Lasich....
  • Woman Loses Breast to Riotous Zebra

    10/10/2010 4:12:47 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 31 replies
    New Zimbabwe ^ | 10/10/10
    A MARONDERA woman is lucky to be alive after a pet zebra her family had been keeping over the last 10 years ran riot, biting off part of her breast and chewing off her thumb. Anne Mhidza, 40, managed to escape almost literally from “the jaws of death” after getting the zebra to release its vice-like grip by forcing open its mouth. Speaking from her hospital bed, Mhidza said a herd-boy employed by her family picked up the zebra while it was still a foal some 10 years ago. She said they decided to rear it along with their cattle....
  • Portland Man Finds Stranger in his Bathtub Coated in Mud, Wearing His Ducks Jersey

    10/05/2010 12:17:28 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 45 replies
    The Oregonian ^ | Monday, October 04, 2010 | Maxine Bernstein
    Dustin Haas was playing video games in the living room of his Southeast Portland home one night when one of his pit bulls started growling. Haas wondered what was wrong. He found his dog, Hennessey, outside the bathroom. "The way my dog was barking rapidly" Haas said, "I could tell he was real scared." Haas grabbed a baseball bat out of his sports bag, and stepped into the bathroom. He slowly pulled the shower curtain open, and found a strange man lying in his bathtub, covered in mud, sweating profusely and wearing Haas' University of Oregon Ducks football jersey. "It...
  • Lesbian Martial Arts Expert Frees Under Age Lover in Indonesia

    09/28/2010 8:07:12 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 87 replies · 1+ views
    The Telegraph ^ | 28 Sep 2010
    A lesbian martial arts expert has staged a jailbreak to free her under age female lover from protective custody where she was being "cured" of her attraction to women, according to reports.Police are investigating the escape of the 15-year-old girl, who allegedly admitted to having a sexual relationship with her 26-year-old taekwondo teacher in east Jakarta. The girl, Tn, who comes from a community that only uses one name, left home to live with her teacher, Sj, for a month. The girl's father called in the National Commission for Child Protection (Komnas Anak) to "cure" his daughter's sexual orientation and...
  • Samoan clerics finger homosexuals over global warming

    09/21/2010 1:54:37 PM PDT · by Palter · 56 replies · 1+ views
    The Register ^ | 21 Sep 2010 | Joe Fay
    Shock at conference on climate change and creativity Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals. The revelation came at a conference at the University of the South Pacific considering the implications of Climate Change and Creativity. Academics were apparently thrown off their consideration of "Arts in the Age of Global Warming" and "Ecology in Poetry / Poetry in Ecology" by reports of Church Ministers who maintained that climate change in Samoa are clearly attributable to to homosexuals. The revelation prompted one attendee USP student, Shaiza Janif, to opine: "We need to educate...
  • Report: Woman eating pig's feet in bed cuts friend

    09/14/2010 11:41:01 AM PDT · by txlurker · 78 replies
    The Charlotte Observer ^ | 09/14/10 | Kimberly Dick
    Rock Hill, S.C. -- A woman who was eating pig’s feet in bed accidentally cut her friend in the arm, police say. The 52-year-old Rock Hill woman told police she accidentally cut a friend in the forearm with a knife around 10:30 p.m. Sunday. Both she and the victim, 50, were intoxicated, according to a Rock Hill police report. He had a deep cut to his arm. The report did not state if he was hospitalized. Read more: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2010/09/14/1692106/report-woman-eating-pigs-feet.html#ixzz0zWvluphQ
  • Man survives shark bite, plane crash, heart attack, gun shot

    09/02/2010 10:32:14 AM PDT · by a fool in paradise · 34 replies · 3+ views
    NWF Daily News ^ | September 01, 2010 7:23 AM | S. BRADY CALHOUN
    PANAMA CITY BEACH — The top of Mark Rush’s head was covered in a cap, keeping the results of a near fatal gunshot wound a tantalizing secret. But when he finally removed the hat Monday afternoon to reveal his skull, there was no trace of the 52 stitches doctors used to sew his scalp back together earlier this month. There was barely even a scar. Rush’s neurologist says the same thing every time the two get together, Rush said: “Damn, you’re lucky.” Rush, 57, was painting a shirt earlier this month when a young man crept onto his property. Rush...
  • Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case

    09/01/2010 6:19:35 PM PDT · by grjr21 · 72 replies · 1+ views
    POTTER TOWNSHIP, CENTRE COUNTY - Police have arrested a third person in connection with the murder of Samuel Boob. Boob was shot and killed at his home in Potter Township, Centre County, on the morning of August 23rd, 2009. Kermit Butts, 26, of Madisonburg, is accused of driving the suspected killer to and from the crime scene on the morning of the killing. He was charged with aggravated assault and assisting a murder suspect and placed in the Centre County Prison.
  • Man Dressed in Wig, Clown Pants and Fake Breasts Robs Bank with BB Gun, Say Cops

    07/29/2010 2:05:39 PM PDT · by a fool in paradise · 50 replies · 3+ views
    CBS News ^ | July 26, 2010 3:19 PM | Hannah Atkin
    Pittsburgh man wearing a blond wig, fake breasts, and clown pants was arrested after he allegedly robbed a bank at gunpoint. Swissvale police chief, Greg Geppert, said Dennis Hawkins, 48, shoplifted a BB gun from a local Kmart, and then used it during the heist. The suspect allegedly fled the bank with an undisclosed amount of money. Shortly after police were called to investigate the robbery, they received a tip from a nearby gas station that a man fitting the description was attempting to steal a car, reports CBS affiliate KDKA. Hawkins, apparently covered in red dye from an exploding...
  • [CATHOLIC CAUCUS] Vatican City bars scantily clad

    07/28/2010 5:37:59 AM PDT · by markomalley · 30 replies · 2+ views
    ANSA ^ | 7/27/2010
    (ANSA) - Vatican City, July 27 - Tourists and Romans clad in scanty summer clothing were being told to cover up before entering the Vatican City on Tuesday. Long-standing rules on modest dress, previously applicable only to those visiting St Peter's Basilica, appear to have been extended throughout the tiny walled state. Swiss Guard officers manning the official customs point between Rome and the Vatican City began pulling aside members of the public dressed in 'inappropriate' clothing early in the morning. Men in shorts and women with exposed knees or uncovered shoulders were all stopped by the officers, who asked...
  • Coffee from cat droppings clean enough for Muslims

    07/20/2010 12:07:37 PM PDT · by SloopJohnB · 100 replies · 1+ views
    Breitbart.com ^ | July 20, 2010
    Indonesia's top Islamic body declared Tuesday that Muslims can drink civet coffee—the world's most expensive coffee, which is extracted from the dung of civet cats.
  • Parachuting donkey shocks Russian beachgoers

    07/20/2010 12:40:12 PM PDT · by Justaham · 69 replies · 4+ views
    AFP ^ | 7-20-10
    Russian beachgoers got a shock when they saw a donkey soaring in the blue skies over the balmy beaches on the Sea of Azov in southern Russia last week, police said on Tuesday. Attached to a parachute, the animal screamed in fear as it circled over heads of holidaymakers sunbathing on a beach in the Cossack village of Golubitskaya in the Krasnodar region. A regional police spokeswoman said the donkey ended up in the skies as a result of an impromptu advertising campaign by several Russian entrepreneurs to attract beachgoers to their private beach. Instead, they attracted the attention of...
  • Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

    07/07/2010 8:36:47 AM PDT · by downwdims · 74 replies
    Reuters ^ | 7-3-10 | Gene Cherry
    Oregon (Reuters) - Olympic bronze medalist Walter Dix edged out Tyson Gay in the former world champion's hotly-anticipated return to the 200 meters at the Prefontaine Classic Diamond League meeting on Saturday. In the 110 meters hurdles, American David Oliver recorded the fourth fastest 110 meters hurdles of all time with a 12.90 second run. Gay, who has been battling a nagging hamstring problem for seven weeks, ran his first 200 of the year in 19.76 seconds to finish just shy of Dix, who took control coming off the bend and stayed in front to win in 19.72. "It wasn't...
  • Conservative Humor/Satire Headlines April 1-15

    04/16/2010 2:05:20 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 4 replies · 185+ views
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-16-10 | Jared H. McAndersen
    On Facebook/Myspace/Twitter I broadcast 1-2 satire headlines every week day. Every couple of weeks I gather them up for my archive. Here are a couple of examples... PELOSI PUSHES FOR RESOLUTION DECLARING APRIL 1ST TO BE "DEMOCRATS LOVE AMERICA DAY" - April 1 POLL FINDS 3% DON'T THINK TAX DOLLARS GET WASTED, CITING IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR MONEY TO USE DRUGS - April 15 If you like these and would like to see the other headlines in between them click here. The Looking Spoon is a conservative humor/satire/art/commentary blog, visit www.thelookingspoon.com to see more posts!
  • Proofreading is a dying art!

    12/16/2009 12:43:33 PM PST · by nutsonthebus · 45 replies · 1,411+ views
    Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash,Expert Says No crap, really? Ya think? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far!