The doomsday emo-dolts at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) hit the pause button on their Joy Division cassette tape long enough to warn us of a mysterious new fungus that can be deadly to people who contract it. It’s called Candida auris, aka C. auris.Fast Fungus FactsThe fungal disease is quite rare.It’s easily spread by person-to-person contact and can also be picked up from contaminated surfaces.In rare cases, the fungus can spread to an infected person’s brain, heart, blood, eyes, and bones, and kill them.Got that? The rare fungus can, in rare cases, kill people.Related: Big Brother...