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  • The U.S. Is Losing Its Sense of Humor

    10/06/2009 11:45:57 AM PDT · by AJKauf · 22 replies · 695+ views
    Pajamas Media ^ | Oct. 6 | Dan Miller
    The Obama administration is destroying many things intrinsic to the United States. Much has been written about them. It has certainly diminished national pride, once substantial and a source of the incredible optimism which propelled the country to greatness. Even France, the butt of numerous jokes in the past, seems to warrant more national pride now than the United States; it is at least making some appropriate noises. It was formerly said, “We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.” How things do change! Fortunately, Israel and even little Honduras are showing spunk, contrary...
  • The Humorless Left Can’t Take Jokes or Creativity in Conservatives’ Criticism

    08/26/2009 4:32:35 PM PDT · by HorowitzianConservative · 3 replies · 376+ views
    NewsReal Blog ^ | August 26, 2009 | David Swindle
    So Terry Krepel over at ConWebBlog is mad at me for trying to explain why it might not be too outlandish to connect Obama administration tactics to those employed by Mafia Gangsters: What seems to be happening here is that Swindle is justifying the gangster reference as an Alinsky-esque tactic, but failing to acknowledge his own embrace of it. Here’s a question for Swindle: Obama is clearly in your way of wanting to “liberate” Americans from the evil of liberalism. How far would he go to embarrass and discredit him? Would you smear him by calling him a gangster, then...
  • Washington Post apologizes for Clinton joke

    08/06/2009 9:33:04 AM PDT · by Cheap_Hessian · 9 replies · 732+ views
    Washington Post (AP) ^ | August 6th, 2009
    WASHINGTON -- Two Washington Post journalists are apologizing and their satirical online video series has been canceled following criticism of a joke they told about Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton. Post Executive Editor Marcus Brauchli killed the "Mouthpiece Theater" series Wednesday after pulling the latest episode from the paper's Web site Friday. In the video, columnist Dana Milbank and White House correspondent and blogger Chris Cillizza appeared in smoking jackets to discuss the kinds of beer politicians might drink. Milbank said he couldn't reveal to whom President Barack Obama would serve a drink called "Mad B---- Beer." That line...
  • Did mayor do the right thing in watermelon uproar?

    02/28/2009 2:02:28 AM PST · by South40 · 20 replies · 1,000+ views
    Orange County Register ^ | 2/27/2009 | JAIMEE LYNN FLETCHER
    LOS ALAMITOS - Some say the decision by the city's mayor to step down after the widely publicized uproar over an e-mail he sent depicting a watermelon patch in front of the White House shows he is taking the impact of his action seriously. Others say the resignation was the only option for someone who offended so many. "It was a flagrant disregard for basic civility and a demonstrated lack of knowledge about how painful the issue of race has been for our nation," said Fred Smoller, associate professor of Political Science at Chapman University.
  • The Onion Can’t Bear to Mock The One

    02/22/2009 9:33:54 AM PST · by EveningStar · 71 replies · 2,571+ views
    Big Hollywood ^ | February 22, 2009 | Christian Toto
    America’s Finest News Source has some explaining to do. The Onion , the usually biting comic weekly, just can’t bring itself to mock President Barack Obama. The One has been in office for more than a month now, and the last four Onion issues have tip-toed around anything remotely tough on the Commander-in-Chief. It’s hardly a shock, since most comics in toto seem to have a hands off approach to the new president. But The Onion?
  • Cartoonists treading lightly when drawing Obama

    02/20/2009 5:49:39 PM PST · by JoeProBono · 2 replies · 703+ views
    sfgate ^ | Friday, February 20, 2009 | By JESSE WASHINGTON
    Cartoonist Lalo Alcaraz was in front of a classroom full of black and Latino kids, drawing presidents. He sketched Bush, then Clinton. Next came his favorite, the man he voted for: Obama."Hey, those lips are big," Alcaraz heard a black girl say from the back of the room. Alcaraz was disturbed. "I try to bend over backwards not to make him look like a cartoon stereotype," and certainly not a racial stereotype, he said. Editorial cartoonists are bending over backwards a lot these days, as they try to satirize the nation's first black president. And when they don't, the result...
  • Comedians: Still Nothing Funny About Obama

    02/03/2009 12:42:33 AM PST · by Scott Martin · 43 replies · 1,843+ views
    The Patriot Room ^ | 2-3-09 | Scott Martin
    Video at the link. Check out the latest Saturday Night Live skit: It seems as if comedians are still unable to find anything funny about President Obama, as apparently Obama's flaws are not yet clear. The main jokes feature Obama ripping Americans and President Bush. And, of course, Joe Biden. But seriously, what isn't funny about Joe Biden. Except the fact that he is somehow Vice President of the United States...
  • Being right on the merits doesn't make Saltsman any less of an idiot

    12/29/2008 7:58:02 AM PST · by thinkingIsPresuppositional · 8 replies · 578+ views
    Modern Conservative ^ | December 29, 2008
    Being right on the merits doesn't make Saltsman any less of an idiot Two days ago, we suggested that a potential GOP leader is severely tone-deaf, hitting Chip Saltsman for his foolish decision to include the "magic negro" song on the CD his people sent out.We were not saying Saltsman was a racist, or commneting on the merits of the song. We were saying he should have seen this firestorm coming.Frances Rice, chairman of the National Black Republican Association, just sent out an email defending Saltsman on the merits. Included therein is the following: If it were not so hypocritical,...
  • Three fire engines called to remove Santa hat from Cambridge college roof

    11/30/2008 5:06:23 PM PST · by bruinbirdman · 23 replies · 859+ views
    The Telegraph ^ | 11/30/2008 | Alastair Jamieson
    When a Santa hat was placed on a spire at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, the joke was lost on authorities who had it removed because it was a risk to health and safety. A team of 10 firefighters using two fire engines and a support vehicle with a hydraulic platform spent an hour lowering the seasonal headgear, which had been fastened to a 60ft spire about the college entrance known for centuries as the Gate of Humility. The culprit remains a mystery, but it is thought to be a student playing a practical joke following an end-of-term night out....
  • Laughing at Obama

    11/11/2008 9:45:54 AM PST · by BGHater · 56 replies · 248+ views
    BBC ^ | 11 Nov 2008 | John O'Farrell
    The George Bush presidency has been rich pickings for those in one line of work - comedy. But with Barack Obama's election win steeped in historical significance, is America's new leader beyond comic reproach? When I wrote for Spitting Image and a new politician came on the scene, the news crews would always turn up to see the puppet being made and maybe interview us about how we were going to portray him. "Er, well, this John Major bloke seems like he's really boring, so we might have him sitting next to Edwina Currie and maybe, totally failing to respond...
  • Why White Comics Don't Get Barack

    11/09/2008 9:09:44 PM PST · by Oyarsa · 45 replies · 206+ views
    TheRoot.com ^ | 11/07/08 | Salamishah Tillet
    Why White Comics Don't Get Barack By Salamishah Tillet | TheRoot.com If SNL and others want to make Obama funny, they'll have to tap into more than just stereotypes. Sen. Obama, give the haters something to laugh at." —Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher Nov. 7, 2008--A black president. Now that's funny! So why are so many political satirists crying about how unamusing the Obama presidency will be? The standard reasoning is that, unlike Bush, McCain, Palin, the Clintons or even Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama is "too perfect" and does not provide material for good jokes. But the inability...
  • Obama Campaign Angered by McCain's 'Sense of Humor' Comment

    08/16/2008 3:08:51 PM PDT · by Baladas · 60 replies · 218+ views
    The Washington Post ^ | August 16, 2008 | Anne E. Kornblut
    With the rest of the political universe buzzing about a controversial new book on Sen. Barack Obama, one person is staying quiet: Sen. John McCain. McCain and his advisers have said nothing about "The Obama Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality," an innuendo-filled, mistake-riddled biography written by Jerome R. Corsi that will debut at the top of the New York Times bestseller list this weekend. Asked about the book Friday, McCain replied: "Gotta keep your sense of humor." A McCain aide later said he had misheard the question and thought it was about a television ad. The Obama...
  • Obama camp responds: 'sad...juvenile antics' [Obama as a parody of a biblical prophet.......]

    08/01/2008 1:39:19 PM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 46 replies · 26+ views
    Obama camp responds: 'sad...juvenile antics' Barack Obama's campaign responded sharply to a new McCain webad depicting Obama as a parody of a biblical prophet. "It’s downright sad that on a day when we learned that 51,000 Americans lost their jobs, a candidate for the presidency is spending all of his time and the powerful platform he has on these sorts of juvenile antics," said spokesman Hari Sevugan. "Senator McCain can keep telling everyone how ‘proud’ he is of these political stunts which even his Republican friends and advisors have called ‘childish’, but Barack Obama will continue talking about his plan...
  • Andy Martin on How Obama fumbled the New Yorker cover story

    07/18/2008 8:46:15 AM PDT · by Calpernia · 27 replies · 1,239+ views
    PR-Inside ^ | 2008-07-17 19:21:00 | Andy Martin
    Andy says Obama is "no Jack Kennedy" HOW OBAMA BOTCHED THE "NEW YORKER COVER" ISSUE ANDY MARTIN Executive Editor ContrarianCommentary.com 'Factually Correct, Not Politically Correct' AMERICA'S #1 POLITICAL BLOG ON THE 2008 CAMPAIGN How Obama fumbled the New Yorker cover story "Senator Obama, I knew Jack Kennedy, and you're no Jack Kennedy" (NEW YORK)(July 17, 2008) One of the great lines in American political history is Senator Lloyd's Bentsen's 1988 retort to Senator Dan Quayle, "Senator, I knew Jack Kennedy, and you're no Jack Kenney." Senator Barack Obama daydreams that he's the "new Kennedy." In your dreams. The remnants of...
  • Laugh, Obama, Laugh

    07/18/2008 6:46:43 PM PDT · by Kleebo151 · 11 replies · 533+ views
    Washington Post Writers G ^ | July 18, 2008 | Kathleen Parker
    Oh, for a good riposte. Barack Obama's levity-free reaction to the now-famous New Yorker cartoon leaves one reluctantly wondering: Is he humor-challenged? Perchance, does he take himself too seriously for a nation of wits and wags? So soaring has been Obama's rhetoric and so dazzling his smile that we've missed the possibility that the Illinois senator is less the lanky rock star and more the purse-lipped church lady, clucking his tongue in disapproval of the chuckling masses.
  • Site pulls slogan after controversy (Free Republic mentioned)

    07/18/2008 2:37:41 PM PDT · by Syncro · 75 replies · 256+ views
    SouthJerseyLocalNews.com ^ | Juily 16, 2008 | By David Maccar; Editor
    Site pulls slogan after controversy Committeeman linked Obama to O.J. Simpson By David Maccar; Editor A Pemberton GOP committeeman came under heavy scrutiny last week after it was discovered he posted a slogan linking presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama to O.J. Simpson on what was called "The Official Website of the Pemberton Township Republicans."The slogan, "Obama Loves America like O.J. Loved Nicole," referring to retired NFL star and his late ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson, was denounced by many as racist. Simpson was tried and acquitted for the murder of Brown and her boyfriend Ronald Goldman in 1994, but was...
  • But Can He Laugh? - Obama is not exactly Senator Good Humor

    07/18/2008 10:41:21 AM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 23 replies · 750+ views
    nationalreview.com ^ | July 18, 2008 | Kathleen Parker
    Oh, for a good riposte. Barack Obama’s levity-free reaction to the now-famous New Yorker cartoon leaves one reluctantly wondering: Is he humor-challenged? Perchance, does he take himself too seriously for a nation of wits and wags? So soaring has been Obama’s rhetoric and so dazzling his smile that we’ve missed the possibility that the Illinois senator is less the lanky rock star and more the purse-lipped church lady, clucking his tongue in disapproval of the chuckling masses. His campaign’s angry reaction to the magazine cover shows a stunning lack of political dexterity. It wasn’t always so. In earlier days, Obama...
  • Laugh, Obama, Laugh

    07/18/2008 4:36:45 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 11 replies · 650+ views
    Townhall.com ^ | July 18, 2008 | Kathleen Parker
    Oh, for a good riposte. Barack Obama's levity-free reaction to the now-famous New Yorker cartoon leaves one reluctantly wondering: Is he humor-challenged? Perchance, does he take himself too seriously for a nation of wits and wags? So soaring has been Obama's rhetoric and so dazzling his smile that we've missed the possibility that the Illinois senator is less the lanky rock star and more the purse-lipped church lady, clucking his tongue in disapproval of the chuckling masses. His campaign's angry reaction to the magazine cover shows a stunning lack of political dexterity. It wasn't always so. In earlier days, Obama...
  • May We Mock, Barack?

    07/16/2008 6:23:42 AM PDT · by vietvet67 · 23 replies · 21+ views
    NYT ^ | July 16, 2008 | MAUREEN DOWD
    When I interviewed Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert for Rolling Stone a couple years ago, I wondered what Barack Obama would mean for them. “It seems like a President Obama would be harder to make fun of than these guys,” I said. “Are you kidding me?” Stewart scoffed. Then he and Colbert both said at the same time: “His dad was a goat-herder!” When I noted that Obama, in his memoir, had revealed that he had done some pot, booze and “maybe a little blow,” the two comedians began riffing about the dapper senator’s familiarity with drug slang. Colbert: Wow,...
  • Alfred E. Obama is Not Funny!!

    07/15/2008 10:28:33 AM PDT · by keepitreal · 45 replies · 198+ views
    The American Thinker ^ | July 15, 2008 | James Lewis
    If you think that Muslims burning the Danish Mohammed Cartoons don't have a sense of humor, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Just wait til the Political Correct Commissars catch you laughing at Barack Obama. It's like the old rabid feminists: That's Not Funny! Mr. Obama is very easily offended, like Don Quixote, the Man of La Mancha, who is constantly looking for the smallest slights to his egg-shell fragile ego. Obama told Maureen Dowd early in the primaries that he is hypersensitive to any remarks about his ears. Obama is offended if you criticize his tough-as-nails lawyer wife -- although...
  • Late Night Comics Having a Hard Time Joking About Obama

    07/15/2008 9:11:53 AM PDT · by Zakeet · 64 replies · 151+ views
    NewsBusters ^ | July 15, 2008 | Terry Ann Rendon
    A New York Times article reveals that late night comics are having a hard time making jokes about Sen. Barack Obama. From the article: What’s so funny about Barack Obama? Apparently not very much, at least not yet. On Monday, The New Yorker magazine tried dipping its toe into broad satire involving Senator Obama with a cover image depicting the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and his wife, Michelle, as fist-bumping, flag-burning, bin Laden-loving terrorists in the Oval Office. The response from both Democrats and Republicans was explosive. Comedy has been no easier for the phalanx of late-night television hosts who...
  • Obama Camp Hammers New 'Ironic' New Yorker Cover Depicting Conspiracists' Nightmare of Real Obamas

    07/13/2008 5:46:55 PM PDT · by BunnySlippers · 34 replies · 224+ views
    ABC News Blog ^ | 07/13/08 | Jake Tapper
    The sophisticates at The New Yorker have come up with a cover that is sure to get the magazine a lot of attention. Negative attention. From their friends. An illustration by Barry Blitt depicts Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., and his wife Michelle in the Oval Office, revealing their "true" selves: Michelle is in full revolutionary garb, an enormous afro making her look like a millennial Angela Davis, holding an automatic weapon and wearing military pants. In the cartoon Michelle is giving dap, or fist-bumping, with her husband who is wearing a turban and is dressed in garb perhaps more appropriate...
  • McCain jokes about killing Iranians with cigarettes

    07/08/2008 6:28:29 PM PDT · by mdittmar · 102 replies · 144+ views
    Reuters ^ | Jul 9, 2008 | Reporting by Jeff Mason; Editing by David Storey
    U.S. Republican presidential candidate John McCain, who once sang in jest about bombing Iran, on Tuesday reacted to a report of rising U.S. cigarette exports to the country by saying it may be "a way of killing 'em." McCain, known for acerbic comments and for sometimes firing verbally from the hip, was responding to a report that U.S. exports to Iran rose tenfold during President George W. Bush's term in office despite hostility between the two states. A rise in cigarette sales was a big part of that, according to an Associated Press analysis of seven years of U.S. trade...
  • Comedian faces human rights hearing in Canada after lesbian jokes [NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN CANADA]

    06/26/2008 6:01:22 PM PDT · by camerakid400 · 44 replies · 259+ views
    Vancouver Sun ^ | Jun 25 08 | David Wylie
    A Canadian stand-up comedian will face a human rights tribunal hearing after a woman complained she and her friends faced a "tirade of homophobic and sexist comments" while attending one of his shows. In a decision released this week, the B.C. Human Rights Tribunal ruled there is enough evidence to hear the case of Vancouver woman Lorna Pardy against Toronto comedian Guy Earle. Zesty's Restaurant in Vancouver, where the May 22, 2007, show took place, was also named in the complaint. The restaurant has since closed.
  • Cheney apologizes for West Virginia inbreeding joke

    06/06/2008 3:40:23 PM PDT · by Clintonfatigued · 20 replies · 103+ views
    The Arizona Star ^ | June 3, 2008
    Vice President Dick Cheney threw a verbal insult at West Virginians on Monday, but quickly apologized. Talking about his family roots and how he's distantly related to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, the vice president noted that he had Cheneys on both sides of his family. "And we don't even live in West Virginia," Cheney quipped. "You can say those things when you're not running for re-election." West Virginia Gov. Joe Manchin, a Democrat, quickly asked Cheney to apologize. "I truly cannot believe that any vice president of the United States, regardless of their political affiliation, would make such a...
  • West Virginia Elected Officials Blast Cheney Over Family Joke

    06/02/2008 5:59:24 PM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 40 replies · 104+ views
    West Virginia Elected Officials Blast Cheney Over Family Joke Monday, June 02, 2008 WASHINGTON — West Virginians reacted angrily to a joke about families in the state made by Vice President Dick Cheney at the National Press Club Monday. Talking about his family roots and how he's distantly related to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, the vice president noted that he had Cheneys on both sides of his family. "We'd always known about the Cheney family line on my father's side of the family, back to Massachusetts in the 1630s. My grandmother was named Tyler but it turned out she...
  • Commissioners Seek To Ban April Fools Pranks

    04/06/2008 10:06:13 AM PDT · by TornadoAlley3 · 8 replies · 104+ views
    lhvc.com ^ | 04/06/08 | Donna Curry
    In a stealthy flurry of legal mumbo-jumbo, the Boulder County Commissioners have launched a proposal that would ban any April Fools jokes targeted at the “general Boulder County public,” including residents, visitors and employees within county limits. “If there was a way, we’d ban all statewide pranks, but we don’t have that authority,” Commissioner Will Tour said. “We had to settle for county-wide bans, but that should put a stop to them.” When pressed, Tour said that “them” referred to a certain monthly newspaper that had been a thorn in the commission’s side since it began concocting stories, but that...
  • NDSU Investigates Skit (White kids in blackface: Obama's lapdance. - HILARIOUS)

    03/29/2008 6:53:35 AM PDT · by no dems · 20 replies · 1,086+ views
    The Bismarck Tribune ^ | March 28, 2008 | AP
    FARGO — North Dakota State University officials are investigating after complaints about a skit in which a black-faced white student portrayed Barack Obama receiving a lap dance. Presidents of the NDSU Saddle and Sirloin Club and sorority Alpha Gamma Delta publicly apologized for the skit at an NDSU town hall meeting this week. The skit was performed March 18, for 500 people at the Mr. NDSU Pageant, which raises money for diabetes research. People who attended said a pageant contestant from Saddle and Sirloin dressed as a woman from the Internet video "I Got a Crush on Obama" and performed...
  • Soldier taunts MoveOn.org after it bullies Cafe Press

    09/29/2007 2:18:26 PM PDT · by NoGrayZone · 37 replies · 112+ views
    Posted by Tim Sumner under Political wind, Support our troops Michelle Malkin writes: Michelle Malkin writes: Earlier in the week, the LA Times reported that MoveOn.org, the infamous left-wing thugs who sponsored the “General Betray Us” ads, had unleashed its lawyers on Internet retailer Cafe Press, which allows folks to sell custom-designed t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc. The anti-military smear merchants don’t take kindly to be being mocked and satirized on homemade items and knick-knacks.
  • 10 Lessons From Karl Rove [Fifty-six year-old white men named Karl should not rap in public....]

    08/13/2007 12:46:49 PM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 15 replies · 1,038+ views
    10 Lessons From Karl Rove By RICK KLEIN Aug. 13, 2007 — With Karl Rove leaving the White House, The Note's Rick Klein offers 10 lessons learned from Rove's tenure as President Bush's top strategist. 1. There's no such thing as perma-anything in politics. Rove spoke longingly about building a "permanent" Republican majority. But President Bush's two terms in office -- particularly last year's midterm congressional elections -- prove that American politics is too narrowly divided, and too cyclical, for anything to last forever. (Even the Bush-Clinton-Bush cycle can't last forever -- can it?) 2. The Bush model works. Rove...
  • Voters Hearing Countless Ways of Saying ‘Sorry’

    09/01/2006 5:11:57 PM PDT · by mathprof · 3 replies · 254+ views
    new york times ^ | 8/31/06 | MARK LEIBOVICH
    The Maryland comptroller, William Donald Schaefer, a former governor and Baltimore mayor, released a radio advertisement on Wednesday in which he apologized to anyone he had offended in his 50-year career, sins that ranged from ogling a woman at a public meeting to complaining that immigrants were not learning English fast enough. Senator Conrad Burns, Republican of Montana, said Wednesday that the United States confronts a “faceless enemy” of terrorists who “drive cabs in the daytime and kill at night.” Despite a hail of criticism on Thursday, Mr. Burns has not apologized for this remark as he did after complaining...
  • (White Men Can't Jump?) Fla. Candidate Sorry for Remark on Blacks

    08/19/2006 8:32:59 AM PDT · by flowerplough · 128 replies · 1,766+ views
    DiversityInc.com ^ | August 18, 2006 | "Compiled" by the DiversityInc staff
    A candidate running for the congressional seat of Rep. Katherine Harris apologized Thursday for comments he made about the swimming ability of blacks. Republican Tramm Hudson, a banker, made the comments earlier this year at a Christian Coalition political forum. The remarks appeared on blogs Thursday. "I said something stupid," Hudson said in a statement released by his campaign. "I apologize for it and would apologize in person to anyone hurt by my comments." Hudson made the comments as he described efforts to rescue a black soldier who had fallen into a river while the Army Reserve company Hudson commanded...
  • Senator apologises over 'monkey' slur

    08/15/2006 6:05:43 PM PDT · by Aussie Dasher · 276 replies · 4,649+ views
    Herald Sun ^ | 16 August 2006
    A LEADING US Republican Senator has sparked a furore for his use of a pejorative term to refer to an Asian man of Indian descent, a US newspaper has reported. The Washington Post reported that Senator George Allen, who is running for re-election to his Senate seat representing the southern state of Virginia, has apologised for what his opponent's campaign said were demeaning and insensitive comments. In remarks on Friday at campaign rally in Virginia, Senator Allen reportedly referred to the Indian-American man - a volunteer with the Senate campaign of his Democratic opponent - as a "macaca". Macaca is...
  • Iowa congressman apologizes for jest

    06/21/2006 8:00:06 PM PDT · by HAL9000 · 188 replies · 3,393+ views
    DES MOINES, Iowa - An Iowa congressman apologized Wednesday for disparaging comments he made last week at the state Republican convention about a veteran White House correspondent. Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, was discussing the June 7 death of terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on Saturday when he mentioned 85-year-old Helen Thomas, who has covered the White House for nearly 50 years and is a columnist for Hearst Newspapers. "There probably are not 72 virgins in the hell he's at," King said about al-Zarqawi, in a recording transcribed by Radio Iowa. "And if there are, they probably all look like...
  • Lawmaker Chided for Going to Frat Party

    04/29/2006 5:29:40 AM PDT · by sirchtruth · 30 replies · 854+ views
    SF Examiner ^ | Apr 28, 2006 | DEVLIN BARRETT
    WASHINGTON - Republican Rep. John Sweeney's attendance at a beer-drinking, college fraternity party has drawn criticism from Democrats who accused the New York lawmaker of using poor judgment. "What is a 50-year-old congressman doing at a frat party at 1 in the morning cavorting with students 30 years his junior? Teaching them how a bill becomes a law?" Blake Zeff, a spokesman for New York Democrats, said Friday.
  • Ted Rall Says He Might Sue Ann Coulter

    02/13/2006 12:08:29 PM PST · by stinkerpot65 · 190 replies · 6,970+ views
    Editor and Publisher ^ | 2/13/06 | Dave Astor
    NEW YORK Columnist Ann Coulter made a provocative remark Friday about "Doonesbury" creator Garry Trudeau and editorial cartoonist Ted Rall. Trudeau is shrugging it off, but Rall is considering a lawsuit. Coulter reportedly said Friday at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, D.C.: "Iran is soliciting cartoons on the Holocaust. So far, only Ted Rall, Garry Trudeau, and The New York Times have made submissions."
  • Brownback catches heat for "fruits" comment

    01/31/2006 12:01:40 PM PST · by SonofLiberty1 · 103 replies · 2,111+ views
    foxnews.com ^ | January 30, 2006 | Associated Press
    Senator Catches Heat for 'Fruits' Comment Monday, January 30, 2006 WASHINGTON — Republican Sen. Sam Brownback, a potential presidential candidate, said Monday he meant no offense to homosexuals when he used the word "fruits" in a recent interview with Rolling Stone magazine. In a lengthy profile titled "God's Senator," the magazine quotes the Kansas Republican as criticizing countries like Sweden that have legalized gay marriage. "You'll know them by their fruits," Brownback said, quoting a biblical passage from Matthew 7:19. Rolling Stone writer Jeff Sharlet said in the story, appearing in the magazine's current issue, that Brownback appeared to be...
  • Brownback: 'Fruits' comment not gay joke

    01/30/2006 4:25:27 PM PST · by DBeers · 69 replies · 1,485+ views
    KansasCity.com ^ | January 30, 2006 | Associated Press
    WASHINGTON - Republican Sen. Sam Brownback, a potential presidential candidate, said Monday he meant no offense to homosexuals when he used the word "fruits" in a recent interview with Rolling Stone magazine. In a lengthy profile titled "God's Senator," the magazine quotes the Kansas Republican as criticizing countries like Sweden that allow civil unions between same-sex couples. "You'll know them by their fruits," Brownback said, quoting a biblical passage from Matthew 7:19. Rolling Stone writer Jeff Sharlet said in the story, appearing in the magazine's current issue, that Brownback appeared to be calling gay Swedes "fruits," a derogatory term for...
  • Bowl sponsor's CEO apologizes to B.C. player (High Wimp Factor Alert)

    12/30/2005 4:18:00 PM PST · by StoneWallJack · 28 replies · 646+ views
    FOXSports ^ | 1/30/2005 | AP
    BOISE, Idaho (AP) - CEO of MPC Computers apologized to Boston College defensive end Mathias Kiwanuka on Thursday for making fun of his name during a banquet before the Eagles' bowl game against Boise State. At a banquet Monday night before the MPC Computers Bowl between the Eagles and Boise State, Mike Adkins read a list of the top 10 things Boise and Boston have in common, including, "No one in either city can properly pronounce Mathias Kiwanuka." Adkins mispronounced Kiwanuka's name in the punchline and some Boston College players said later they found the joke insulting and disrespectful... ......
  • Gig leaves Kingston Uneasy [US Rep. on "Colbert Report," DNC has no sense of humor]

    10/21/2005 11:21:45 AM PDT · by mwyounce · 11 replies · 999+ views
    The Brunswick (GA) News ^ | 21-Oct-2005 | Chris Brennaman
    When U.S. Rep. Jack Kingston, R-1, agreed to be on a Comedy Central news satire program, he knew he would probably come out looking silly. What he didn't realize, however, was that he would come out as an African-American. Kingston appeared Tuesday night in a recorded segment of "The Colbert Report," a spin-off of "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," that debuted Monday night on Comedy Central. The show is a parody of pundit shows like "The O'Reilly Factor" and "Hannity and Colmes." Hosted by "Daily Show" veteran Stephen Colbert, the show's guests range from politicians to national journalists, with...
  • Opponents seeing red over Iowa's pink locker room

    09/28/2005 4:01:26 PM PDT · by southernnorthcarolina · 81 replies · 1,809+ views
    ESPN.com ^ | September 28, 2005 | Associated Press, no byline
    IOWA CITY, Iowa -- The pink visitors' locker room at the University of Iowa's stadium is making some people see red. The locker room for visiting football teams at Iowa is pretty in pink. Several professors and students joined the call Tuesday for the athletic department to do away with the pink showers, carpeting and lockers, a decades-long Hawkeye football tradition. Critics say the use of pink demeans women, perpetuates offensive stereotypes about women and homosexuality, and puts the university in the uncomfortable position of tacitly supporting those messages. ''I want the locker room gone,'' law school professor Jill Gaulding...
  • Professor Says Pink Locker Room Promotes Homophobia

    09/23/2005 10:23:29 AM PDT · by Hawkeye Boss · 78 replies · 5,398+ views
    Professor Says Pink Locker Room Promotes Sexism, Homophobia U Of I Professor Challenges Iowa's Compliance With NCAA POSTED: 10:44 am CDT September 23, 2005 UPDATED: 11:05 am CDT September 23, 2005 IOWA CITY, Iowa -- A University of Iowa law professor said the school is promoting homophobia and will challenge whether Iowa is violating NCAA rules by painting a visitors' locker room pink. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Discuss: Iowa Sports -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Erin Buzuvis moved to Iowa from Boston in the fall and discovered the visiting team's locker room at Kinnick Stadium was pink -- something she said promotes sexism and homophobia. But officials...
  • Niners to increase diversity training in response to video

    06/09/2005 6:34:51 PM PDT · by LouAvul · 12 replies · 649+ views
    sacbee ^ | 6-9-05
    SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - The San Francisco 49ers are teaming up with the city's Human Rights Commission to improve their diversity and anti-harassment training in response to the release of an offensive video made by the team's former public relations director. The 15-minute film provided anonymously last week to the San Francisco Chronicle features racist jokes, lesbian soft-porn and topless blondes - and even former PR director Kirk Reynolds impersonating San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom officiating at a mock lesbian wedding. "While we believed that we had a good diversity awareness program that reached each and every person in this...
  • High School Valedictorian’s Diploma Withheld Because Of Graduation Speech (stupid adminstrators)

    05/26/2005 6:52:38 PM PDT · by ChildOfThe60s · 48 replies · 4,805+ views
    Eagleville High School Valedictorian Abe Stoklasa said all he wanted to do was give a memorable speech, but what he thought was funny, school leaders considered offensive. In his speech, Stoklasa planned to say, “You have given us the minimum required attention and education to master any station at any McDonald’s anywhere. For that we thank you. Of course, I’m only kidding. Eagleville is a fine institute of higher learning, with superb faculty and staff.” He said all of the jokes were simply segues to build up the school with compliments. But those in attendance at Eagleville’s graduation ceremony never...
  • The First Lady and the off color joke: Prudish liberals lack sense of humor

    05/11/2005 6:59:03 PM PDT · by rface · 47 replies · 1,165+ views
    Marshfield Mariner ^ | Wednesday, May 11, 2005 | Tom Henshaw
    A word of caution for Laura Bush. Make sure the mike is off before you start telling those jokes. You know the ones I mean. The ones rated XXX by the family values folks who turn out in droves to support George and his friends. Remember Hillary Clinton . . . oops, "Rodham" Clinton. The time she put on those designer clothes and posed for a fashion layout in Vogue magazine and sold as many copies as Jackie Kennedy to the consternation of her friends. "She didn't prove, as her advocates insist, that a modern woman can be all things,"...
  • Tom DeLay Quip at NRA Convention Appalls CBS Bob Schieffer on 'Face the Nation'

    04/18/2005 9:10:07 AM PDT · by gopwinsin04 · 63 replies · 2,626+ views
    Media Research Center ^ | 4/17/05 | Brett Baker
    CBS Bob Schieffer doesn't have much of a sense of humor anymore, judging by his reaction to a quip from House Majority Leader Tom DeLay.All of the Sunday interview shows devoted segments to DeLays ethical problems, but only Schieffer was appalled by how DeLay had told the NRA convention in Houston on Saturday night that 'when a man is in trouble or is in a good fight, you want to have your friends around, preferably armed.' On Face the Nation, Schieffer read the quote to Republican congressman David Drier and demanded: 'Well, don't you find that rather inflamatory?'Schieffer then pressed...
  • Ohio Woman Suspended for Tax Form Humor

    02/03/2005 6:20:15 PM PST · by NCjim · 22 replies · 1,153+ views
    New York Times ^ | February 3, 2005
    The city's tax superintendent has been suspended without pay for a week for trying to inject some humor in the city income tax filing instructions. The forms -- with such lines as, ``If we can tax it, we will,'' -- were sent last week to all Middletown businesses and residents who pay city income tax. The attempt at humor by Linda Stubbs was called ``misguided'' by city Finance Director John Lyons. Lyons said revised forms were sent out immediately at a cost to taxpayers of about $5,500. Among the lines that city officials didn't think were very funny was this...
  • Darts team banned 'for taunting gay rivals'

    01/24/2005 9:35:09 PM PST · by ijcr · 15 replies · 726+ views
    The Telegraph ^ | 25/01/2005 | David Sapsted
    All six members of a pub darts team have been banned for life after being accused of making anti-homosexual jibes while playing against a side made up of homosexuals and lesbians. The three men and three women from the Bevendean Hotel in Brighton have been told by their league that they will never again be allowed to throw competitively. Players from the Bevendean - the runaway leaders of the mixed division of the United Darts League in Brighton - were accused of refusing to shake hands with their opponents or even to eat the food on offer when they went...
  • UNH student allowed to return to dorm (Is free speech dead?)

    11/04/2004 3:06:02 AM PST · by Cincinatus' Wife · 14 replies · 1,258+ views
    The Union Leader ^ | November 4, 2004 | BRIAN DEKONING
    DURHAM — Timothy Garneau can move back in to a University of New Hampshire dorm and stop living in his car after school officials dropped further sanctions imposed on him for joking about female freshmen gaining weight. The UNH sophomore said yesterday that Esther Tardy-Wolfe, director of UNH's Judicial and Mediation Programs Office, told him he can relocate to Gibbs Hall but not move back in to his former dorm, Stoke Hall. "I wish I was back in my original room but at the same time, it's a relief to be somewhere to be able to put your clothes in...
  • UNH evicts student for fat frosh joke

    10/30/2004 5:36:53 AM PDT · by billorites · 14 replies · 918+ views
    Manchester Union Leader ^ | October 30, 2004 | Brian Dekoning
    DURHAM — A University of New Hampshire student banned from his dorm for posting fliers that urged freshmen women to lose weight by taking stairs instead of an elevator says he won't accept a watered down UNH judicial finding that might let him move back in to campus housing. "Definitely not," said UNH sophomore Timothy Garneau, 20. "I'm appealing it. I firmly believe that if I did accept the situation that I got today, that I would not be placed back in housing." Garneau was kicked out of his Stoke Hall dormitory on Sunday after UNH's Judicial and Mediation Programs...