Preschool panicking BY DAVE BARRY So my wife and I went to this meeting at our daughter's preschool. The purpose was to give us helpful information about our kindergarten options. Let me just say, as a parent: AIEEEEEEEEEEE. Centuries ago, when I was a small hairless preschool child in Armonk, N.Y., kindergarten was simple. When you turned 5, you enrolled in Wampus Elementary and attended Miss Gregory's kindergarten class, where you made hideous refrigerator art from construction paper and paste. There were no other curriculum options, unless you count the option of, when Miss Gregory was not looking, eating the...