Sure, Congress might be wolfing down Freedom Fries these days. But legendary comic and card-carrying French icon Jerry Lewis doesn't want to jeopardize his status with the Eiffel Tower set. The onetime Nutty Professor and proud owner of France's highest civilian honor, the Legion of Honor, is reportedly seething over a radio hoax involving a Lewis impersonator and French President Jacques Chirac and is even considering a lawsuit against the perpetrators, his lawyer says. Alan Isaacman, Lewis' legal rep, tells EW.com that the funnyman was less than amused when he heard Los Angeles radio station KROQ's top-rated "Kevin & Bean"...