Well, three days after the election, it has become evident that the Democrats haven’t learned a single thing from their failure this campaign season. However, I have learned a great many things, which I shall share with you, my illustrious reader. I learned that a sitting President with a large allied majority in the House and Senate is a “lame duck.” I learned that if a particular party wins a Presidential election with a historic number of votes, and increases its majority in Congress, it means that he has no recourse but to reach out and pander to the party...