Elvira Arellano’s new T-shirt has me wondering how many hospitals Jesus would close. Arellano is the illegal alien and pro-law breaking activist (she wouldn’t call herself that, but a spade is a spade) who is holed up in a Chicago church, hoping to avoid deportation. She says she should get to stay here because her 7 year old son Saulito is an American citizen. Her new shirt, pictured in the Journal-Standard recently, reads “Who Would Jesus Deport?” Strangely, I don’t recall hearing any teachings on immigration policy during my Sunday school days. But given the wild success of products asking...