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  • Large Turnout At Memorial For Hans Gruber Who Was Thrown From A Building By A Police Officer /s

    08/31/2020 11:53:36 AM PDT · by Carpe Cerevisi · 39 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | August 31, 2020 | Babylon Bee
    LOS ANGELES, CA—A huge crowd turned out Sunday for the Hans Gruber memorial service. Gruber was the victim of police violence, having been thrown from Nakatomi Plaza by police officer John McClane, which many consider one of the most excessive uses of force ever witnessed. After the incident, there were protests all week, and now thousands from all over the country came to pay respects to Gruber, widely described as an “intelligent and witty soul.” “That man was a hero,” said Doyle Graham, who traveled from Nevada to pay respects. “I mean, I don’t really know much about him other...
  • McCain considered changing last name in 2000

    07/14/2008 7:38:39 AM PDT · by Arkansas Toothpick · 29 replies · 126+ views
    The Daily Interloper ^ | July 11, 2008 | Barton Snook
    John McCain considered changing last name in 2000 July 11, 2008 in Election 2008 ARLINGTON, VA - At a press conference today, presidential hopeful Senator John McCain (R-AZ) admitted that he considered changing his last name to ”McClane” during his 2000 election campaign. The considered change was motivated by a popular fictional character by the name of John McClane, played by the actor Bruce Willis, who saved the day against terrorists in the successful “Die Hard” movie series. Senator McCain stated, “Well, I knew John McClane invoked some great images from American theatrical history and thought it might benefit me...