From the Chicago TribuneIt was a joke. Really.June 16 2002Readers of one of Beijing's biggest tabloid newspapers recently were led to believe that the U.S. Congress was threatening to dump Washington, D.C. and move to Charlotte or Memphis unless it got a "new, state-of-the-art" Capitol building.The Beijing Evening News quoted House Speaker Dennis Hastert dissing the Capitol Building as "no longer suitable for a world-class legislative branch." Bad bathrooms, miserable parking, you get the picture.House Minority Leader Dick Gephardt said, "If we want to stay competitive, we need to upgrade. Look at British Parliament. Look at the Vatican . ....