"Black" (To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black") Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!! Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day... Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet. Lo...Beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun] Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!! Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!" Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!" But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down... GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!! Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame... I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!! I still...