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It’s a party all around for this 6-year-old. Tiny trendsetter Rory Ehrlich took out the top spot for this year’s Kids Mullet Championships, with his hairstyle dubbed the “Cheddar Wiz.” A Pennsylvania kid’s professional-in-the-front, party-in-the-back hairstyle won in a hairy competition between 300 kids ages 3-8. “He was invited to the Phillies game and he got to meet with John Kruk and talk mullets,” Airen Ehrlich, Rory’s mother, told WPVI-TV. “Rory now thinks that John Kruk is his bestie.” In addition to becoming Kruk’s best friend, the 6-year-old won $5,000 in prize money. He has big plans for his winnings,...

ST LOUIS, MO — Anheuser-Busch, the company that makes Bud Light, has suffered weeks of stagnant sales following a simple marketing campaign celebrating breathtaking female woman Dylan Mulvaney, who is totally a woman. In response, Bud Light has worked tirelessly to revive its brand and appeal to loyal customers by adding mullets to every can. "These mullets prove just how well we know our customers," said Bud Light Marketing Director Stacey Mulberry-Saffron while explaining the strategic value of focus groups and social media surveys. "We're confident customers will return in droves for this refreshing can of business-in-the-front-and-party-in-the-back." Mulberry-Saffron added...

Mullet Run off Juno Beach, FL back in September.

The competition first ran in 2020 and has occurred every summer since - and now, it's time to cast your vote for your favorite among this year's finalists. Voting for this year's kids' division began on Monday, and those looking to help pick a winner should do so soon, since it will close this Friday. The competition was created by Michigan apparel and footwear store Bridge Street Exchange as a marketing idea. Owner Kevin Begola first launched the contest in his local town of Fenton, and after its success, he decided to expand it to a national event. Now, he...

A 2-year-old boy from New Mexico could soon be the "business in the front, party in the back" champion. Neil Archuleta made it to the USA Mullet Championship’s top 25 in the contest’s kids division. Living up to the all mighty mullet’s nickname, Neil’s hair is ready for a day at the office up front and ready to let loose at the playground in the back. Neil’s mom, Brooklyn Archuleta, told sister station KOAT that Neil has had his legendary mullet since his first birthday when he got his first haircut. Archuleta said her sister-in-law heard about the mullet competition...

AMERICAN men are ready for mullets to make an official comeback, according to new research. A recent survey found that 20 percent of men in the US said they would pick the mullet to come back into fashion out of the popular hairstyles from bygone decades. It was followed by 15 percent hoping for the return of "curtain bangs" and 10 percent who want the 2010s undercut to come back. Yet even those polled admit that the infamous bi-level look isn’t for everyone. In a ranking of various hair trends, respondents found undercuts, curtain bangs, and the ‘00s “shag” haircut...

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A Massachusetts college sophomore is under arrest for a string of vicious, totally random, “knockout game”-style attacks against three fellow students. Dillon Destefano walked up to three people he didn’t know and sucker-punched them in the face, reports CBS Boston. Police say the incidents occurred in the wee hours of Sunday, Feb. 2 at or near Endicott College, a small private school in a small New England town about 25 miles north of Boston. The victims were walking home. Two of Destefano’s alleged victims suffered major injuries. One student, a freshman baseball player, was hospitalized with a broken jaw and...

Police called after bar patron smashes portrait of 'Saved by the Bell' star Thursday, January 13, 2011 02:30 AM By Steve Schmadeke Chicago Tribune The patron reportedly told the bar's owner, "I just don't like Slater." CHICAGO—What would Mr. Belding say? Police were called last week to Mullets Sports Bar & Restaurant in Homer Glen, Ill., to deal with an angry customer who allegedly shattered a framed photo of A.C. Slater, a fictional, mullet-wearing jock played by Mario Lopez in the 1990s television series Saved by the Bell.

News from Iran, fashion capital of the Middle East. First scantily-dressed women were accused of causing earthquakes. Now it’s the men who stand accused of destabilizing society… with their hair.

At first glance Carline Felts didn't think anything about a flyer that was left on her door, but after a closer look she says she's offended. "That's not acceptable!" she said sternly. "I haven't seen White Trash around here." The "White Trash Party" was to be hosted by the Zen Restaurant and Bar in the Austin Ranch apartment community in The Colony, just off of the North Dallas Tollway. On one side of the flyer there's a scantily clad woman and a picture of Britney Spears on the bottom. The other side of the flyer has a shot of a...

GAWD, I miss the '80s. But ... geez ... that's one long sports report. I don't think America's attention span can handle such long shots if Sarah Palin's proposed reality show goes rogue.

Note: Photo and videos included. COEUR D'ALENE -- The Aryan Nations is experiencing an unwanted resurgence in North Idaho. SNIPPET: "However, a man named Paul Mullet claims he is going to bring the racist organization back." SNIPPET: "Mullet says he moved here from Ohio five months ago because North Idaho is the "last stand" for the Aryan Nations movement. Mullet says he's in the process of buying a large amount of land in the area." SNIPPET: "Monday's distribution of racist material in Spokane Valley's Trentwood neighborhood was the latest in a series of similar incidents. Aryan Nations literature has also...

10. Here we have Mario Lopez, aka AC Slater, sporting the classic Latino Mullet. They are usually slicked back, and often curled. They are every bit as spicy as the Latino boy toys that sport them.

RED WING, Minn. -- Three-year-old Brady Arneson recently took 1st place in the 2008 Minnesota Mullet Contest put on by Hockey Moms Magazine. Brady’s older brother Blake won the top mullet award in 2005. Their dad, Goodhue County Administrator Scott Arneson, also had amulet as a child, but the award wasn’t around back then. The mullet peaked as a hairstyle in the 1990s, but has stuck around with Minnesota hockey players who like the let their hair hang out the back of their helmet, Arneson said. Blake hasn’t worn a mullet since he won the award and Brady isn’t planning...

SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- The sights and sounds of thousands of swooning gearheads were just too much for General Motors Corp. to deny. The concept Camaro, unveiled earlier this year without the slightest touch of subtlety, proved to be one of the highlights of the Detroit auto show back in January, and immediately prompted speculation that the real deal would make it into showrooms. Chairman and Chief Executive Rick Wagoner responded to what he called an "overwhelmingly enthusiastic response" by announcing the automaker will begin production of the revived Camaro at the end of 2008, slated to hit dealer lots...

VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. -- A 42-year-old man was hit and killed on Interstate 4 Friday after he was kicked out of his friend's car for exposing his genitals to passing motorists and told to find his own way home, police told Local 6 News. A passing motorist found the body of Kevin Steedly early Friday on the side of Interstate 4 near exit 107 at Dirksen in Volusia County. Florida Highway Patrol troopers said Steedly was drinking inside a car with friends as they drove westbound on I-4 toward Steedly's Winter Park home. Steedly's friends told police that they kicked...

German soldiers will be allowed to sport mullets and ponytails after a court ruled army hair regulations were unconstitutional. The ruling came after an 18-year-old soldier was locked up in a cell and fined £100 when he refused to chop off his 10-inch ponytail. The teenaged recruit only agreed to let army barbers cut his hair when faced with three weeks in solitary confinement, but made a formal complaint at the same time. The military court in Munich ruled in favour of the soldier and argued the varying rules for male and female recruits were "unconstitutional" and "incomprehensible". It said...

It's business in the front, party in back: alternately ridiculed and revered, the mullet is perhaps the most famous hairstyle in history. Below is a listo of songs about mullets and the people who love them...

Love it or hate it, you have to admit: A mullet hairstyle is distinctive There are two kinds of people in this country, and forget that blue-state, red-state thing. You're either for a mullet or against a mullet. What's a mullet? Do not mock us. Yes, a mullet is a spiny-finned, feeble-toothed fish, but we all know it's so much more. A mullet is a hairstyle characterized by the hair cut short in front and on the sides but kept long down the back. It's not a cutting-edge style. But recently, the mullet has re-emerged as a pop culture object...