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  • I went to church with Ted Cruz. He is building an army of young Christian voters in Iowa

    11/22/2015 3:29:18 PM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 14 replies
    Salon ^ | November 20, 2015 | Robert Leonard
    These Iowa voters buy into Fox News war on Christmas, and love Ted Cruz's patriotic, end-times rhetoric. Look out.One of the more endearing customs of many of our small town Iowa churches on Sunday morning is story time. The pastor welcomes elementary and pre-school aged kids up front, where he or she sits with the children, and shares a parable. Often the pastor sits down on the steps leading up to the altar, and the children will sit, cross legged at the pastor’s feet. Always the pastor picks a good story, something about the importance of friendship, kindness, sharing, telling...
  • Attacks on American Muslims are growing uglier by the day. It must stop.

    11/23/2015 2:27:26 PM PST · by MinorityRepublican · 238 replies
    The Washington Post ^ | November 23, 2015 | Petula Dvorak
    Looks like fear — not turkey — is the main course being served in our country this week. Political opportunists running for president have been cooking up a heaping platter of anti-Muslim sentiment since the Nov. 13 terrorist attacks on Paris. They’ve geared us up for an epic Hategiving with their ugly proposals to shut down mosques, register American Muslims and reject Syrian refugees who aren’t Christians.
  • Licorice Speaks (Vanessa Kerry's hamster)

    07/30/2004 10:05:26 PM PDT · by neverdem · 124 replies · 12,769+ views
    NY Times ^ | July 31, 2004 | COLIN McENROE
    OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR My name is Licorice, and I am a hamster. I have never shared my story before because, frankly, sometimes all a hamster has is his privacy. Thursday night, however, Alexandra Kerry described the circumstances of my rescue by her father after I had fallen off a pier in Massachusetts. I have come forward now to set the record straight. I was the hamster of Alexandra's sister, Vanessa, and she, on balance, was a good person, although a bit of a tickler. On this occasion, as the family gathered on the pier to depart for a vacation, somebody -...

    11/17/2015 6:58:02 PM PST · by TBP · 47 replies
    Frontpage ^ | November 17, 2015 | Daniel Greenfield
    It's time to play America's fastest growing game show sensation, "Moron or Traitor." It's a tough challenge because this administration has plenty of both. So does a radicalized Democratic Party leaping into insanity. A Democratic candidate was recently forced to drop out for tweeting that ISIS isn't evil. But don't look for Kerry to quit over his suggestion that the ISIS massacre of Charlie Hebdo artists and writers (not to mention, as his boss put it, some random (Jewish) folks in a deli) There’s something different about what happened from Charlie Hebdo, and I think everybody would feel that. There...
  • UK Home Secretary: Paris Attacks ‘Have Nothing To Do With Islam’

    11/16/2015 5:46:47 PM PST · by markomalley · 81 replies
    The Home Secretary Theresa May has said the attacks in Paris, “have nothing to do with Islam”. She said Islam was peaceful, whilst explaining that “appropriate security measures” will need to be taken at the England France football match tomorrow.The Home Secretary was giving a speech to the House of Commons, just three days after eight terrorists, taking orders from the Islam State, murdered 129 people in Paris whilst screaming “Allah-hu Akbar”. Her closing words were: “British Muslims and indeed Muslims worldwide have said very clearly these events are abhorrent.“The attacks have nothing to do with Islam which is followed peacefully...
  • Ben Carson Begins Shedding Conservatism Even Before Primary

    11/14/2015 4:59:14 PM PST · by conservativejoy · 75 replies
    Renew America ^ | 11/11/2015 | Sher Zieve
    Before my fellow conservatives jump immediately to defend Candidate Carson, I would ask that they read the following short column. Some years ago, I became aware of the extraordinary and remarkable career of Dr. Benjamin Carson via the 2009 movie "Gifted Hands" ,a film in which Cuba Gooding, Jr. portrayed the doctor. I even talked about him to my friend and colleague Laurie Roth who, subsequently, interviewed him on her Radio show. Dr. Carson seemed to be an honorable man, conservative and true to his word. However, since he officially began his campaign for the position of POTUS, something appears...

    10/25/2015 8:14:35 PM PDT · by Beave Meister · 68 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 10/25/2015 | THOMAS D. WILLIAMS, PH.D.
    The politically correct Glamour Magazine has reportedly waived the one defining requirement of candidates for its Woman of the Year honora double X chromosomein conferring the title for 2015 on crossdresser Bruce Jenner, a move many women are finding insulting. The magazine is expected to formally announce its choice of Jenner as woman of the year, along with actress Reese Witherspoon, on November 3. Criticisms are already piling up from women who find the choice of Jenner to be demeaning, and are falling into two main camps. First, out of all the real women in the world, could Glamour not...
  • NO WHITE HOUSE INVITE FOR THIS KID: Even Though He Made A Life Changing Invention for Vets with PTSD

    10/23/2015 7:25:21 PM PDT · by 100American · 14 replies
    http://clashdaily.com ^ | Published on October 23, 2015 | http://clashdaily.com/
    http://clashdaily.com/2015/10/no-white-house-invite-for-this-kid-even-though-he-made-a-life-changing-invention-for-vets-with-ptsd/?utm_source=Email&utm_medium=email&utm_content=subscriber_id:19815131&utm_campaign=Liberal%20Chick%20Asks%20Dumb%20Americans%20Who%20This%20%E2%80%98Ben%20Ghazi%E2%80%99%20Guy%20Is%20(WATCH) Ahmed Mohamed makes a clock that looks like a briefcase bomb and gets an invite to the White House. But Tyler Skluzacek? Obama probably wont ever know who he is. Senior Tyler Skluzacek said he was in sixth grade when his dad, Sgt. First Class Patrick Skluzacek, spent a year in Iraq. It had a huge impact. His dad returned with PTSD and night terrors. So Tylers team created an app they say helps prevent them.
  • Trump Tweets Jeb: "At the debate you said your brother kept us safe..."

    Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 6m6 minutes ago .@JebBush, At the debate you said your brother kept us safe- I wanted to be nice & did not mention the WTC came down during his watch, 9/11.
  • Hillary Clinton due to step down as Secretary of State

    11/08/2012 3:25:23 PM PST · by Olog-hai · 136 replies
    Daily Mail (UK) ^ | 17:50 EST, 8 November 2012 | Toby Harnden
    Hillary Clinton will step down as U.S. Secretary of State within 'days' of President Barack Obama's second inauguration in January, her spokesman said today. Her long-respected(?) departure is expected by most Democrats to be a prelude for a White House run in 2016, when she will be 69. The top candidate to replace her is believed to be Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts, Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and the losing 2004 Democratic presidential nominee.
  • Democrats Tap Sen. John Kerry for Stadium Speech on Foreign Policy

    08/29/2012 10:11:51 AM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 36 replies
    Democrats Tap Sen. John Kerry for Stadium Speech on Foreign Policy Democrats will make President Obamas foreign policy achievements a major theme of the final night of their convention next Thursday at Bank of America Stadium, ABC News has learned. Today organizers announced that Sen. John Kerry chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and a decorated combat vet will deliver a televised address in primetime that night, preceding Vice President Joe Biden and Obama. Kerry is expected to tout Obamas record on ending the war in Iraq, setting a timetable for Afghanistan, and stepping up the targeting of...
  • John Kerry: Obama being 'swiftboated'

    08/18/2012 8:01:36 AM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 189 replies
    John Kerry: Obama being 'swiftboated' August 17, 2012 | 4:43 pm Paul Bedard Washington Secrets The Washington Examiner @SecretsBedard Sen. John Kerry, the 2004 Democratic presidential candidate on Friday charged that critics are trying to "swiftboat" President Obama with false and "ridiculous" claims and that Mitt Romney is a foreign policy rookie who embarrassed himself during a recent trip to London. In a letter to Obama's supporters, he railed on the charges Obama has been hit with, including those from the so-called "birthers." The attacks, he said, "remind me all too well of the notorious 'Swift Boat' attacks I faced...
  • Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!

    01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST · by kylemoriens · 1,270 replies · 8,458+ views
    ME of course! | k Moriens
    Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I...
  • Kerry slams Cheney's 'hysteria'

    01/06/2010 11:44:45 AM PST · by Sub-Driver · 44 replies · 1,240+ views
    Kerry slams Cheney's 'hysteria' By Eric Zimmermann - 01/06/10 01:47 PM ET Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) is taking up the Democrats' cry against the GOP for "politicizing" the Christmas Day attack. From a statement Kerry issued this afternoon: Unfortunately, too many Republicans have treated this episode as a political opportunity. Led by former Vice President Dick Cheney, they have resorted to partisan denunciations that serve no legitimate purpose and have no place in the nations vital debate over how to fight terrorism. The hysteria of Mr. Cheney and some of his fellow Republicans is sadly reminiscent of the days when...
  • John Kerry Warns News Corp Against Fox Blackout

    12/31/2009 1:58:22 PM PST · by Snickering Hound · 67 replies · 2,842+ views
    DSL reports ^ | 12-31-09 | Karl Bode
    Phone, cable and broadcast companies can get away with a lot in DC, but they best not stand between a man and his football games. As we noted yesterday, Time Warner Cable and News Corporation are engaged in a retransmission fee fight that could wind up with Fox programming being pulled from Time Warner Cable's channel lineup. This apparently displeases football fan and U.S. Senator John Kerry, who sent a letter to News Corp. warning them that Uncle Sam would step in if Fox programming is disrupted later on today
  • 'You lie': McCain says Wilson 'should apologize for it immediately'

    09/09/2009 7:09:17 PM PDT · by Sleeping Freeper · 280 replies · 8,604+ views
    thehill.com ^ | 9/9/09 | Molly K. Hooper
    Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Democratic leaders are calling on Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.) to apologize for heckling President Obama as a liar. Wilson shouted to the president "you lie" after Obama said illegal immigrants would not benefit from health insurance coverage from the reform bill. Obama glared disgustedly in the direction the remark came from, as did Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and Vice President Joe Biden. House Democratic Whip James Clyburn (D-S.C.) called Wilson's outburst "embarrassing," while McCain said it was "totally disrespectful" and that there was "no place for it in that setting or any other." McCain said...
  • Unnngh..

    10/05/2004 11:42:29 AM PDT · by sam_whiskey · 4,165 replies · 73,100+ views
  • An Open Letter to Jim Robinson

    07/18/2009 3:09:39 PM PDT · by mrmeangenes · 392 replies · 12,961+ views
    07/18/09 | vanity
    Dear Mr. Robinson: I've given the matter quite a bit of thought and have decided it is time to ZOT you. I was tempted when I noticed posters were allowed to insult anyone who disagreed with them; even more tempted when I saw new posters banned for asking questions, or expressing an opinion outside the mainstream - (though I must confess anyone adopting the screen name "Christ was killed by conservatives" was not going to last very long ! I'm sure he was referring to the Sanhedrin, but still...) When I saw your post today about getting "millions of people"...
  • 5 on the outs in Cabinet shuffle (John Kerry "crushed" over Cabinet snub)

    11/22/2008 5:14:03 PM PST · by Chet 99 · 82 replies · 4,711+ views
    One Democratic operative suggests keeping track of Barack Obamas cabinet selections with a March Madness-type tournament chart. While no official announcements have been made, a controlled series of leaks have given a good sense of who's still in contention, and which big names have been bounced from the bracket. The new administration still has some major posts to fill, including heads for the departments of Defense, Housing and Urban Development, Transportation, Labor, and Energy, not to mention the Environmental Protection Agency. But a number of the biggest prizes seem to have already been won, and a handful of serious contenders...
  • why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

    06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT · by jj_fate · 65,596 replies · 239,374+ views
    why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys...
  • How Rush Limbaugh helped elect Barack Obama

    11/09/2008 4:57:38 PM PST · by firebrand99 · 215 replies · 874+ views
    firebrand blog ^ | November 8, 2008 | firebrand
    Conservative radio buffoon Rush Limbaugh thinks of himself as an ace strategist and so he thought he was being extremely clever back in March when he launched "Operation Chaos" an effort to undermine frontrunner Barack Obama's chances in the fall election by prolonging the Democratic primary season and forcing Obama to deplete his resources early. Rushbo, accordingly, urged his conservative Republican listeners to take advantage of open primaries in many thats that allow non-Democrats to participate and vote for Hilary Clinton in order to drag the race out as long as possible. Brilliant eh? And how mischievous! Unfortunately the Limbaugh...
  • Presidential Debate #3 Live Thread - 9:00 Eastern

    10/15/2008 2:02:46 PM PDT · by TonyInOhio · 6,783 replies · 335,299+ views
    Let's light this candle!
  • Kerry is stinking up the Campaign Trail...

    08/29/2004 4:44:23 PM PDT · by FesterUSMC · 4 replies · 301+ views
    Kerry, at an event rips a SBD(Silent but Deadly)(biological warfare alert)
  • Flatulence Forces Plane to Land

    12/06/2006 7:42:36 AM PST · by indcons · 75 replies · 1,019+ views
    Newsday ^ | December 6, 2006, 7:46 AM EST | Associated Press
    NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened. The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She...
  • Kerry earned his place outside the spotlight [ ... an unproductive troublemaker.]

    11/18/2006 7:04:50 AM PST · by johnny7 · 38 replies · 1,643+ views
    The Williamsport Sun-Gazette ^ | November 18, 2006 | Editorial
    The campaign season is over, but we cannot let pass Massachusetts Senator and still bitter presidential wanna-be John Kerrys insult of our troops when he declared on a campus stop that students need to do well, or else you get stuck in Iraq. His completely in-character gaffe brought deserved condemnation, including some from leading Democrats.Kerry disappeared from the campaign trail, so as not to be a distraction to Democratic campaigns. But before he left he issued a non-apology apology in which he failed to actually apologize for the insult. He said: I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to...
  • Never put your gun in your pants

    11/16/2006 10:09:24 PM PST · by Zakeet · 24 replies · 787+ views
    Globe and Mail ^ | November 16, 2006 | Associated Press
    WICHITA, Kan. A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, police said. The man had just stuck the gun in his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle, authorities said. He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf, they said.
  • Cindy Sheehan, I will Live to 1000

    11/11/2006 2:48:29 PM PST · by armymarinemom · 294 replies · 14,333+ views
    Phone | 11-11-2006 | Armymarinemom
    On site report from Kristinn at a Cindy Sheehan anti war rally being held at the Independence Mall outside the Constitution Center. , Cindy said that she is determined t not only wants to see George Bush impeached but she wants to see him tried for Crimes Against Humanity. She states is so determined to see this done she says she will live for 1000 years. She went further by saying that even if she were involved in a fiery plane crash she would walk out alive just to see this done. Kristinn yelled out to her as she was...
  • Kerry Echoes Liberals' Disdain for Military

    11/05/2006 9:17:26 PM PST · by Jet Jaguar · 18 replies · 992+ views
    Human Events ^ | Nov 03, 2006 | Kerry Echoes Liberals' Disdain for Military
    Sen. John Kerrys mangled anti-Bush joke has metastasized into a week of negative news for liberals hoping to regain control of the Congress. Even his reluctant apology has done little to quash the fires he lit. Significantly, these fires rage because liberals have yet to expunge the scarlet D that has adorned them since the Vietnam War -- D for disdain of our military. Lets review the tape. Kerry advised students at a campaign rally in California that they would do well if they studied hard and made an effort to be smart. If not: You get stuck in Iraq....
  • "We support those not as smart as John Kerry"- At the Army-Air Force Game

    11/04/2006 9:15:05 AM PST · by AliVeritas · 419 replies · 26,481+ views
    Blackfive ^ | 11-04-2006 | Blackfive
    A West Point Cadet sends this along with the photo below: I'm a cadet at West Point, and tonight at our game against the Air Force Academy, a big sign emerged, and it was shown to the Corps of Cadets, who cheered wildly, and then shown to the Air Force cadets, who also cheered.
  • Castro walking and being briefed(BARF!)

    08/13/2006 10:04:33 AM PDT · by paltz · 13 replies · 391+ views
    REUTERS ^ | 8/12/06 | REUTERS
    HAVANA (Reuters) - Cuban President Fidel Castro is walking, talking and being briefed, according to a cryptic statement published Saturday in the Communist Party daily, Granma, a day before the "Maximum Leader's" 80th birthday. "Someone who visited the comandante a few hours ago to brief him on certain matters ... said he witnessed how the head of the revolution, after receiving a little physical therapy, walked in the room and later, sitting in a chair, engaged in an animated conversation," Granma said. Castro has not been seen publicly since he temporarily ceded power to his younger brother on July 31...
  • Heads Up! All Scheduled Kerry Functions for 11/1/06 cancelled

    10/31/2006 7:14:16 PM PST · by hole_n_one · 820 replies · 33,721+ views
    Just announced on the FNC.
  • Around the World, With 13 Fuel Tanks and a Single Seat

    11/30/2004 10:13:12 AM PST · by presidio9 · 59 replies · 4,222+ views
    NY Times ^ | November 30, 2004 | MATTHEW L. WALD
    Outsiders look at the GlobalFlyer, a single-seat airplane designed to make the first solo, nonstop, unrefueled flight around the world, and wonder how a pilot could function for 70 hours in a cigar-shaped cabin so snug he cannot even get out of his seat. But the pilot, Steve Fossett, has another problem in mind: fuel. Technicians at Scaled Composites, the company that built the plane, like to call it the Flying Fuel Tank. At takeoff - on Jan. 4 or as soon thereafter as the weather permits - it will weigh as much as a 50-seat commuter plane. If it...
  • Zot!

    12/13/2002 9:08:49 AM PST · by bush put food on my family · 74 replies · 612+ views