What do you suppose would happen to Glenn Beck if he … 1. got Bo Derek cornrows 2. grew a scraggly Nubian Ibex-looking beard 3. borrowed Monica Lewinsky’s beret 4. put on some white Doc Martens 5. donned a New White Tiger jumpsuit 6. bedazzled the jumpsuit with 15 pieces of black-hatin’ flair 7. got a cheap sound system 8. got multiple sets of various sized congas 9. Tom Sawyered a few shirtless white guys with dreadlocks to play the congas 10. solicited several angry, braless Caucasian New White Tiger women to wildly dance to said congas, and … 11....