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  • Hundreds stung by scorpions in Egypt due to bad weather, officials say

    11/16/2021 11:43:32 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 7 replies
    UPI ^ | NOV. 16, 2021 | Sommer Brokaw
    Hundreds of people in Egypt have been stung by scorpions in recent days and hospitals are stocking anti-venom to treat them, due to bad weather that's forced the creatures from their normal habitats and closer to humans. Government officials said more than 500 people have been stung over the past three days in southern Egypt. The governor of Aswan detailed the injuries in a Facebook post a few days ago. The inclement weather has included dust storms, heavy rains, hail and flooding. It has displaced the scorpions in their natural environments. The bad weather has also damaged mud-brick houses, uprooted...
  • NY Daily News Reporter Complains Shooting an AR-15 Bruised His Delicate Shoulder (LOL Alert)

    06/14/2016 2:30:38 PM PDT · by Zakeet · 156 replies
    Legal Insurrection ^ | June 14, 2016 | Kemberlee Kaye
    "It feels like a bazooka - and sounds like a cannon." How do we know AR-15s are the single most lethal weapon on the planet? Because they're SO LOUD. LOUD, YOU HEAR ME?! LOUD!!!! This is one of those things that must be read to be believed, and no, this was not found in The Onion, amazingly. New York Daily News reporter Gersh Kuntzman set out to test shoot an AR-15. “It feels like a bazooka — and sounds like a cannon,” he writes. A cannon. And Bazooka? The same bazooka also known as a "recoilless rifle"? I would like...
  • Deckchair trapped testicles

    08/02/2006 6:24:37 AM PDT · by Millee · 68 replies · 1,145+ views
    Ananova ^ | 8/2/06 | Staff
    A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck. Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia. His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair. But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats. He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent...
  • Mauled Wife: Chimps Overwhelmed Us

    03/07/2005 2:08:43 PM PST · by holymoly · 83 replies · 2,480+ views
    CBS ^ | March 7, 2005 | AP
    A man who was severely mauled by two chimpanzees at an animal sanctuary last week was quickly overwhelmed when the apes attacked, his wife said Monday. "One was at his head, one was at his foot. But all that time ... he was trying to reason with them," a sobbing LaDonna Davis told ABC's "Good Morning America." "I couldn't do anything." Davis, 64, and her husband, St. James Davis, were visiting Animal Haven Ranch near Bakersfield on Thursday when two male chimps escaped their enclosure and attacked the couple. "When we made eye contact, the charge was on," LaDonna Davis...
  • Caption Sleeping Doofus

    09/25/2004 4:30:00 PM PDT · by calif_reaganite · 38 replies · 2,243+ views
    AP/Yahoo ^ | Sep 25, 2004 | AP
  • Bob Barr files suit against Clinton, Carville, Flynt

    06/13/2002 8:33:52 AM PDT · by Xenalyte · 7 replies · 337+ views
    Washington Post ^ | 6/13/02 | Lloyd Grove
    Barr . . . has filed suit in a Washington federal court against the former president, Clinton loyalist James Carville and politically active pornographer Larry Flynt seeking compensatory damages "in excess of $30 million" for "loss of reputation and emotional distress" and "injury in his person and property" allegedly caused by these three -- who Barr claims conspired to "hinder [the plaintiff] in the lawful discharge of his duties."