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BATH TOWNSHIP, MI - A police department near Michigan State University is asking student housing residents to refrain from throwing large parties so officers can “avoid humans” during the COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic. The Bath Township Police Department - known for its playful and hilarious social media presence - posted to the request to its Facebook page on Wednesday, May 13. “Dear residents of our student house, we’d prefer if we didn’t have to keep breaking parties up of 100-plus,” the post says. “K thanks.” The post is signed with “Officer trying to avoid humans.” The author tops off the post...

MIDI - IT'S MY PARTY Somebody says there's a funeral today...we Dems know how to have fun I'll wear my toga and hope I'll get laid before it's done It's a funeral but we know how to party, know how to party, know how to party Listen to me, it is BYOB Last time I went, I threw up on myself...I couldn't work the next day About Bush you should have heard the things that I had to say It's a funeral but we know how to party, know how to party, know how to party Listen to me,...