"Maybe it's time to have some provocative language in this country." -- Rick Perry "Because it worked so well the last time?" -- Rick Horowitz "Bring 'em on!" says the man from Texas -- or was that the previous man from Texas? Whatever. Must be something in the water. (Industrial waste?) You come out of the Lone Star State and your default settings automatically go to Total Testosterone: You're the long-stridin', sun-squintin', gun-totin', plain-speakin', g-droppin', tough-as-nails, raw-as-a-rattlesnake son of the West with the sheriff's badge and the don't-mess-with-me jawline. Pass the popcorn -- we think we're in love! There's something...