"We liberals, we believe in free speech.... unless you say things that we disagree with. Then we burn Berkley down." "We liberals, we want guns banned.... So no one can defend themselves against the rocks and batons and fires that we set." "We liberals, we believe believe in a woman's right to choose.... Unless that woman chooses to support Donald Trump." "We liberals, we believe in love.... We love to commit violence and arson." "We liberals, we believe in protecting the environment.... that's why we set fires that spew toxic chemicals into our community." For all their lunacy, I do...