Keyword: redeye
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So the White House is ticked off at Fox News. So much so, they're saying bad things about us behind our back. Last night, after work, I found soiled underwear in my locker, and for once, it didn't belong to me. It was a novelty g-string, so I'm assuming it belongs to Robert Gibbs. So why is this happening? I'll tell you. The White House is focusing on Fox News because there's no one else around to mess with. I mean, aside from Rush, they got nobody. The Republicans are hanging back, somewhere, waiting for their moment, which may never...
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Quick post...no intro this morning - I apologize; Am meeting Trey Grayson's campaign manager for lunch to show some underhanded ploys by the Rand Paul campaign....
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Fox News’ 3amET comedy/news hybrid Red Eye is in a league of its own when it comes to cable news shows. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t a player in the ratings. Despite its late (or early, depending on your sleep habits) start time, the ratings for the show continue to improve, and surprisingly, top some cable news competition you might not expect. Last week we were forwarded this message board post on ActivityPit.com – Red Eye’s online community that feeds its dedicated base of fans. Here’s a part: The ratings came out for September and Red Eye is up...
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Ladies and gentlemen, your President is a robot. Or a wax sculpture. Maybe a cardboard cutout. All I know is no human being has a photo smile this amazingly consistent. On Wednesday, the Obamas hosted a reception at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, during which they stood for 130 photographs with visiting foreign dignitaries in town for the UN meeting. The President has exactly the same smile in every single shot. See for yourself — the pictures are up on the State Department’s flickr. And, of course, compressed above into 20 seconds for your viewing pleasure.
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Fox News was able to break from Ted Kennedy coverage enough to give the 3am time slot back to Red Eye; for that I would like to say thank you. On the discussion board was the recent high school bombing of host Greg Gutfeld’s old stomping grounds of Hillsdale High School in San Mateo, California. Former student Alex Youshock decided to go into the school armed with pipe bombs as well as a sword and chainsaw. My first reaction was to wonder if this was a joke, sure sounds like it. I mean, who packs a sword and chainsaw? Sounds...
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FOX News' "Red Eye" discusses the poster that portrays Obama as the Joker and has "socialism" written on it.
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The RedEye gang discusses with their clothes on.
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In case you're unaware, Playboy Writer Guy Cimbalo recently published a blog post on the Playboy website which advocated and joked about angrily violating a host of Conservative women. The post has since been taken down with little-to-no fanfare or media coverage, once again proving how utterly worthless, biased and full of crap the MSM really is... http://conservativebrawler.blogspot.com/2009/06/red-eye-shreds-playboys-hateful-hate-fk.html
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Daily Gut: Angry Chicks Against LadiesPosted By Greg Gutfeld On April 22, 2009 @ 2:30 pm In Daily Gut | No Comments [1] In the past year we`ve learned some amazing things from our liberal friends. From Janeane Garofalo, we learned that if you`re a female member of the Republican Party, you`re mentally ill. We`ve learned from Sandra Bernhard that if you`re Sarah Palin, you`re a “turncoat bitch” who should be raped. And about Miss California, the pointless E News anchor Giuliana Rancic tweets, “I know i’m a journalist, and i should be objective … but she is an ignorant...
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The RedEye gang discusses.
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TUESDAY'S GREGALOGUE: THE G20 SUMMIT So imagine you`re in your late thirties and you`re heading back to your 20th high school reunion. Now, by far you`re the most successful in your returning class. While many of your class mates chose a life of leisure and idle drunkenness - some following lifestyles that relegated them to living in their parents basements or attics - you followed your ambitions and became a captain of industry. Unlike your failed peers who took over dad`s musty trophy shop, you became an envied example of unmitigated success – complimented by friends and cursed by enemies....
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Greg Gutfeld takes the challenge: Can Fox produce a show that anticipates a SNL parody of Fox? The panel discusses the question: should the US invade Canada… and produces something almost as hilarious as the old Half Hour News Hour. UPDATE: The clip in question is a sequence of goofs about the feebleness, uselessness and absurdity of the Canadian Armed Forces. Why would I call that dumb? Here's why, courtesy of CanWest News. Sorry I disrespected your show, RedEye fans - but you disrespected the dead. --David Frum
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FRIDAY'S GREGALOGUE: JIM CRAMER ON THE DAILY SHOW So, what's the difference between Jon Stewart and a cat? A cat licks its own ass. But Jon Stewart has people to do that for him. Like Jim Cramer on last night's show.Now, I'm not a Cramer fan. Sure, he makes stupid financial predictions on an obscure network, but if you're taking his advice, you're probably more of an idiot than he is.But still - did you see the poor guy last night? After his stupid feud with Stewart had been simmering for a week, Cramer was now meek as a...
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WEDNESDAY'S GREGALOGUE: PRESIDENT OBAMA'S ADDRESS Way back in the 1950's and 1960's, one of the easiest ways to get a woman out of her party dress was to use the apocalypse as your wing man. The old line, "Honey, what if the world were to end tomorrow," was designed to narrow prospects for her future, in the hopes that she would spread her legs. And of course, the next morning (if the tryst lasted that long), the sense of terror and urgency would disappear - along with the young man, the lady's honor and probably a thing or two from...
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Greg on FoxNews RedEye "Why only movies about Nazis and not movies about Islamic terrorists?" ... "Who needs an old dead Hitler when you have here and now a modern one [Ahmadinijad]?"http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=3643500&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/redeye/
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