Boat anchor + garden hose + lost keys in lake = near disaster By The Associated Press (6/03/04 - KANSAS CITY, MO) — A man who nearly drowned while trying to retrieve his car keys from a lake bottom -- using a garden hose to breathe -- will try again Thursday with a trained diver. Want more? Check out the Bizarre-chives! Michael Hatfield, 54, lost his car keys in Longview Lake on Memorial Day. The Missouri State Water Patrol said he used the hose to snorkel 30-feet below the surface, with a 20-pound boat anchor tied to his waist to...