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  • 'Vote for me, I'll fix this (bleep): Comedienne Roseanne Barr launches her bid

    02/03/2012 8:35:48 AM PST · by Impala64ssa · 29 replies
    The Daily Mail ^ | 2/3/12 | Thomas Durante
    It's no joke - Roseanne Barr has submitted her plan to go from the nut farm to the White House as the Green Party's presidential nominee. The TV star said in a statement that she's a long-time supporter of the party and looks forward to working with those who share her values. As for her platform, Miss Barr said she will push for the legalisation of marijuana. She said the two major parties aren't doing enough to properly serve the American people. 'The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants - bought and paid for by the 1...
  • I don't wanna work! I just want to occupy wall st. all day!(music video)

    10/14/2011 9:55:01 AM PDT · by mainestategop · 1 replies
    A video about the occupy wall street bums. CAUTION! SCARY PHOTOS w/Nudity and violence! Viewer discretion advised!
  • Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won't Give Up Wealth

    10/02/2011 10:06:09 AM PDT · by MissesBush · 100 replies
    Actress, comedienne and now author Roseanne Barr shares her solution for dealing with the rich and how the banks could repay the money the U.S. government bailed them out with in 2008. "Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they don't have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I don't think that's a good message," Barr told Russia Today (RT). "I do say that...
  • Roseanne Barr: Sarah Palin's Stealing My Act

    01/05/2011 10:32:11 AM PST · by speciallybland · 45 replies
    Politico ^ | 01/05/2011 | Karin Tanabe
    Roseanne Barr may live on a nut farm (literally a macadamia nut farm) in Hawaii, but she's still got something to say about what goes on in Washington. The comedienne was on "Nightline" on Tuesday discussing her book, "Roseannarchy: Dispatches From the Nut Farm," which just hit the shelves. In the book, which mixes autobiography with Barr's political opinions, the Utah native had harsh words for Sarah Palin, President Obama and even former president Ronald Reagan. Barr said on the show that while she understood the growth of the tea party movement, she doesn't feel sympathy for Palin. "I understand...
  • when the dems screwed Hillary, they screwed america (Roseanne blames Soros)

    03/10/2010 12:30:28 AM PST · by tlb · 39 replies · 1,291+ views
    roseanneworld. ^ | March 6, 2010 | Roseanne Barr
    when the dems screwed Hillary, they screwed america out of health care and out of jobs. I knew it. I told you so. I got so sick to my stomach as I watched forty years of the work of women get washed down the drain by axelrod and emmanuel and dean, richardson kerry and kennedy. When Oprah, who knows nothing about politics and who never in twenty years did one show on the subject, put the final nail in the coffin of the health care candidate, i was stunned. I lost my faith in everything, including God. I had seen...
  • Bizarre, Disgusting Roseanne Barr Picture (dressed as Hitler)

    07/30/2009 12:31:29 PM PDT · by FrPR · 31 replies · 2,017+ views
    Heeb ^ | 7/30/09 | Oliver Noble
    "...As I wait for Barr to arrive, I contemplate the pop culture folklore that surrounds her: the alleged multiple personality disorder, the roller coaster relationship with Tom Arnold—which culminated in a bitter divorce—the theory (her own) that she may in fact be the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, whom she has requested to be dressed as for her Heeb photo shoot. “Nervous” doesn’t begin to describe my feelings about meeting this 5’4” Jewish grandmother."
  • Roseanne slams 'Nazi' Israel

    01/09/2009 8:18:16 PM PST · by HogsBreath · 39 replies · 960+ views
    digital spy ^ | 01-10-09 | michael thorton
    Roseanne Barr has described Israel as "a Nazi state" for its conflict with Palestine. The comedian, who is Jewish, has used her radio show and blog to criticise the country's decision to attack the Gaza strip. "Israel is a Nazi state. The Jewish Soul is being tortured in Israel. The destruction of the Jews in Israel has been assured with this inhuman attack on civilians in Gaza," she wrote on her website. However, the former sitcom actress has since retracted her remarks and claimed to be pro-Israel. "I am going to shut up now. Forever, perhaps. I cannot take the...
  • Caption Roseanne "Black people are ignorant" Barr (Yep, she said it)

    11/17/2008 12:53:16 PM PST · by redstates4ever · 36 replies · 1,814+ views
    RushLimbaugh.com ^ | 11/17/08 | Rush Limbaugh
    Rush: "I have been watching all of my televisions, and I have been reading all of my websites, and I have occasionally even seen an actual newspaper in places. And I have not seen the fact that millions of liberal bloggers are using the N-word, angry at black people in California for voting against Proposition 8, the gay marriage amendment to the constitution in California. Roseanne Barr, black preachers, what did she say, irresponsible, immoral? Black people are ignorant. Roseanne Barr: "Black people are ignorant." The N-word is being bandied about and black churches are being criticized. I'm not hearing...
  • Roseanne hits the robocalls for Cindy Sheehan

    10/25/2008 6:18:18 PM PDT · by markomalley · 45 replies · 893+ views
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 10/24/2008 | John Wildermuth
    San Francisco voters are getting automated phone calls from comedian Roseanne Barr, asking them to vote for anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan in her congressional race against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.Putting aside for a moment the question of whether the robocalls are legal in California (they may not be, but as any voter with a phone knows, that's not stopping any politician this fall), is Roseanne really the person any politician wants as the face -- or the voice -- of the campaign?Take, for example, Barr's comments last week at an event for Sheehan's independent campaign: "Sometimes me and Pelosi...
  • Authorities: Arresting, prosecuting 1,000-pound woman proves problematic

    08/22/2008 5:55:09 PM PDT · by ConservativeStatement · 27 replies · 856+ views
    The Monitor ^ | August 22, 2008 | Jeremy Roebuck
    EDINBURG -- Authorities scrambled Friday to figure out how to arrest, incarcerate and prosecute a woman estimated to weigh nearly half a ton who was indicted on capital murder charges earlier this week. Mayra Rosales, 27, has remained under house arrest since she was charged in March with beating her 2-year-old nephew to death. But now that her case has moved into the state court system, law enforcement officials must address a whole new set of logistical problems before it can go to trial.
  • ROSEANNE BLAMES OPRAH FOR RIFT IN DEM PARTY......(Moonbat cat claws out !)

    08/21/2008 6:01:34 AM PDT · by IrishMike · 55 replies · 321+ views
    EURWeb ^ | August 20, 2008
    Comic goes on another tear, vows to vote Cynthia McKinney for president. Roseanne Barr has followed up her Brangelina tirade with a verbal assault on Barack and Michelle Obama, Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, DNC Chairman Howard Dean, and Democrats overall. The liberal comedian's latest blog rant also blames Oprah Winfrey's support of Obama for taking away primary votes that would've gone to Sen. Hillary Clinton. Below is Barr's posting in its entirety: democrats want to lose and therefore did not fully vet the candidate they shoved down everyone's throat. I am the first blogger to blog about...
  • Roseanne Barr Tears Jon Voight, Angelina Jolie to Shreds (Brings Jolie's Kids into her Rant)

    08/20/2008 10:32:19 AM PDT · by Maelstorm · 39 replies · 109+ views
    http://www.associatedcontent.com ^ | Aug 19, 2008 | By Robert Dougherty
    Oddly, this comes after Obama himself praised President Bush for the billions he's sent to fighting AIDS in Africa during the Saddleback forum on Saturday. Wrapping up her segment on Jolie, Roseanne capped it by typing "Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death. Ps....it might be good for your asian and african children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.)"
  • Roseanne slamming Angelina for hypocrisy

    08/19/2008 3:25:34 AM PDT · by wbarmy · 50 replies · 233+ views
    Roseanne said, "do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?"
  • Roseanne rips Jolie, Pitt, Voight over politics

    08/18/2008 6:14:15 PM PDT · by melt · 78 replies · 199+ views
    Access Hollywood ^ | 8/18/08 | Access Hollywood
    LOS ANGELES - Roseanne Barr is using her personal Web site to slam Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Jolie's father, Jon Voight. Calling Jolie Voight’s “evil spawn” and Pitt “vacuous,” Roseanne’s attack seems to be directed at the actress and her family members over their opinions regarding presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama. Roseanne’s post starts out as a rant against an opinion piece Voight wrote against Obama for the Washington Times in July.“God forbid, we live to see Mr. Obama president, we will live through a socialist era that America has not seen before, and our country will be weakened...
  • Roseanne's rant against Obama (Good for a Laugh)

    01/10/2008 8:48:38 PM PST · by kik5150 · 53 replies · 153+ views
    Roseanne world ^ | 01/09/08 | Roseanne Barr
    barak obama is an empty suit selling "hope" in lieu of Truth. Oprah Winfrey helped to elect Arnold Swartzenegger. I have no doubt that she voted her purse by doing this, as she is a large land owner in California, and that ilk fears Dems because they do not want to pay their "fair share" of Cali tax. Oprah has given us Swartzenegger and Dr. Phil. If that was not offensive enough to decent thinking people, now she brings us Obama. He has no ideas, no plan and nothing to add other than the cynical pacification of the masses with...
  • Was Roseanne Barr Blogging While Drunk?

    08/08/2007 12:58:53 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 4 replies · 433+ views
    www.thedenverchannel.com ^ | 8-8-07 | The Denver Channel
    According to celebrity gossip blog PerezHilton.com, Barr's purported MySpace ramblings include, "I need to stop drinking, but I do not wish to," "I am in Hawaii on the beach drunk" and "When you are old, you pee your pants more it seems." ----------------------------------------- Barr has posted another message on RosanneWorld.com, claiming that the former intern has stolen a "private sex tape" from her.
  • Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel (Serious Humor)

    12/24/2005 4:21:18 AM PST · by Past Your Eyes · 41 replies · 1,358+ views
    tech-sol.net ^ | unk | Father Dennis Edward O'Brien
    Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance: 1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem... kick their ass. 2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest... kick their ass. 3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay...
  • The 30 Most Beautiful Female Movie Stars of All Time

    12/30/2004 8:04:03 AM PST · by pissant · 856 replies · 68,776+ views
    The FreshSite ^ | 12/29/04 | staff
    Here's the authors top 15. Click to see the rest. Its a well done site with good pics. Cheers: 1) Liz Taylor 2) Grace Kelly 3) Emmanuelle Beart 4) Winona Rider (huh?) 5) Gene Tierney 6) Isabelle Adjani 7) Frances Farmer 8) Natalie Portman 9) Katharine Ross 10) Audrey Hepburn 11) Catherine McCormack 12) Tuesday Weld 13) Jaqueline Bisset 14) Ingrid Bergman 15) Catherine Zeta-Jones
  • Health woes (Roseanne) Barr door to a fall return

    08/19/2003 8:58:48 AM PDT · by bedolido · 13 replies · 353+ views
    NY DAILY NEWS ^ | 08/19/03 | RICHARD HUFF
    The 51-year-old is expected to undergo a hysterectomy this week, ending plans for a show this fall and threatening the future of her current reality series. Her health problems come after dismal reviews - and low ratings - for her bizarre reality show, "The Real Roseanne," which follows the performer as she goes about making a new cooking-themed comedy series for the ABC Family Channel, "Domestic Goddess." ABC had been scheduled to air two 30-minute episodes of "The Real Roseanne Show" each Wednesday night leading up to the previously planned Sept. 20 launch of "Domestic Goddess" on ABC Family. But...
  • Roseanne says she's done with sex

    09/07/2002 1:41:18 PM PDT · by Bubba_Leroy · 122 replies · 277+ views
    azcentral.com ^ | September 6, 2002 | Associated Press
    <p>Roseanne is through with sex. She tells People magazine she hates sex, adding that anyone who claims to like sex after they're 25 is "taking drugs."</p> <p>Roseanne's single now and plans to stay that way because she "can't handle being married."</p>