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This has some bad language, but it's got to be one of the funniest things I've seen. Check it out when the kids ( or the boss ) are not around.

The purpose of FreeRepublic.com's multiple message boards is to limit the topics for each board to particular topics. Posting the same message on all the boards defeats the purpose of multiple-boards for special topics. It is very annoying to see the same message on every bulletin board. PLEASE! DO THE READERS A FAVOR. STOP CROSS-POSTING YOUR MESSAGES!

“Next”. "Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license." "Names?" "Tim and Jim Jones." "Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance." "Yes, we're brothers." "Brothers? You can't get married." "Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?" "Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!" "Incest?  No, we are not gay." "Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?" "For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects." "But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been...

AUSTIN -- Time is running out for Texas telephone customers who want to be on the state's first "do-not-call" list, which blocks telemarketers from calling customers. Customers have until Wednesday to get on the first list. Subsequent lists will be updated every three months. Telemarketers are required to purchase the list and update their records within the first 60 days of the state publication, or be subjected to penalties of up to $1,000 per violation. Residents pay $2.25 to be placed on the list for three years. People can sign up by calling 866-896-6225 or online at www.texasnocall.com. Customers also...