Talk-show terror Michael Savage's sign-off is, "Be here, or else you'll be nowhere!" So that's what Ikea translates to. Nowhere. I always wondered.Anyway, it was a preferable place to be on Saturday afternoon at 2, battling slow-moving herds of fellow short-tempered shoppers while debating the spouse about shelving units. All in all, a pulse-quickening experience brimming with value. The same cannot be said of the lackluster kickoff of "The Savage Nation" on MSNBC, which, for purposes of practicality, I recorded for later viewing. What a waste of electricity. And a cassette. I don't say this because of the views...