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On Tuesday night, the governor was the subject of David Letterman’s Top 10 list under the topic “Ways the Country Would be Different if Chris Christie was President.” 10. Al-Qaeda taunts America with ‘Yo president’s so fat’ jokes. 9. Goodbye White House vegetable garden. 8. Cabinet now has a Secretary of Cake. 7. New state: Fatassachusetts. 6. Congress does whatever he wants, ‘cause fat guys are, like super-strong when they freak out. 5. Presidential retreat moved from Camp David to Hershey Park. 4. Taxpayers would have to pay for president’s second seat on Air Force One. 3. New National Anthem:...

Top 10 worst Irish accents on film Julia Roberts and Sean Connery may have won Academy Awards, but that does not mean that they can pull off a believable Irish accent on screen. See who else made the list of worst movie attempts at an Irish accent, including two more Oscar winners. By Conn Corrigan , IrishCentral.com Staff Writer Published Monday, March 16, 2009, 7:14 PM Updated Monday, March 9, 2009, 10:00 PM Julia Roberts as Mary Reilly  The Irish accent, judging from some of Hollywood's attempts at it over the years, must surely be one of the most...

Scholars of the Year by: Malcolm A. Kline, January 10, 2008 Because of the nature of our work, we don’t often get to do “best of” lists. By definition, almost, we are chronicling professors of questionable scholarship in our often vain search for accuracy in academia. What we have assembled, then, is something of a bottom 10 list, sort of a reverse U. S. News & World Report ranking. Indeed, it was hard to narrow down such a selection from the more than 100 professors a year whose antics we cover. Arguably, and we would argue the point, our own...

Top 10 Pickup Lines From The Guy that Never Gets a Date: 10. So the doc said I'm 98% disease free - I like those odds. 9. I have two wooden legs and I know how to remove slivers very well. This is only an excerpt. read the whole top 10 list at TheSoko.com (Direct Link) http://www.thesoko.com/news.php?subaction=showfull&id=1102882282&archive=&start_from=&ucat=50&

Top Ten Reasons I Am Proud To Be An American (presented by the 622nd Movement Control Team from Fort Eustis, Virginia) 10. "Besides Switzerland, we're the only country to have a cheese named after us" (Private First Class, Peter Griffin) 9. "We have 49 awesome states...and Delaware" (Specialist, Vernell Adams) 8. "All our great presidents have been American" (Private First Class, Randall Forrester) 7. "I don't see Yao Ming playing basketball in Belgium" (Specialist, Christopher King) 6. "Our flag is one of the stripiest" (Sergeant, Nealon Sears) 5. "America has more Regises per capita than any other nation on earth"...

Top Ten Things Iraq's Information Minister Has To Say About The War10. "We're pulling down the statues of Saddam to have them cleaned" 9. "Don't believe that stuff you see on CNN...or NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox or MSNBC" 8. "If you ask me who the winner is, it depends on what your definition of 'is' is" 7. "Iraqi television is off the air because we didn't want you to have to sit through 'Becker'" 6. "Do you know of any job openings for a lying weasel?" 5. "Wolf Blitzer and I are engaged" 4. "Iraqis are in the streets celebrating...