Following accusations by terrorist prisoners of abuse and torture in American, British, Iraqi, Afghan, and Canadian prisons, lawyers for three tourists arrested on Friday and charged with trying to blow up St. Peters Basilica are alleging abuse at the hands of officials of the Roman Catholic Church. They also maintain that their clients are totally innocent. “Doesn’t every Vatican tourist carry 40 kilos of C-4 around with them?” asked one perplexed barrister. Another lawyer for the bearded, Southwest Asian looking men whose religion and region of birth have nothing whatsoever to do with their alleged crime said that the conditions...