This month, amid much controversy, Team Obama launched AttackWatch.com, a new website ostensibly designed to compile and refute all arguments against President Obama’s policies and actions in preparation for the 2012 campaign. Little did they know that instead of helping to launch campaigns against Obama’s critics, provide counter-arguments for statists, and generally support the president, the site would backfire, and Obama himself would realize he actually does suck. AttackWatch, not really sinister, just designed to look that way. “After reading all the complaints about me, compiled all together like that, I realized, I am a s**tty president after all,” said...