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  • Had to share on Craigslist:HOSTESS Zingers and Ho-Hos!!!! - $500

    11/22/2012 10:10:43 AM PST · by big bad easter bunny · 14 replies
    I have the last package of ZINGERS in the central coast area these raspberry filled delights will never be available again, get them now before it is to late! If you give me the $50-0.00 cash I am looking for I will throw in ...YES thats right INCLUDE 3 STILL WRAPPED HO-HOS! Thats is for NEVER AVAILABLE AGAIN Hostess snacks for 1 money. Or I will also consider ALL trades upto and including cars, motorcycles, ipods, computers, tablets, gold chains, female companions...YOU NAME IT all trades considered for the snack that will never be again. ACT FAST don't lose you...
  • Obama’s Sarkozy remark offends French

    11/04/2011 11:54:21 AM PDT · by Cincinna · 157 replies
    The Washington Times ^ | November 4 2011 | Dave Boyer
    <p>“Obama insults Sarkozy,” blared headline on French websites, taking umbrage at Mr. Obama’s wayward remark at the G-20 summit about the physical appearance of French President Nicolas Sarkozy.</p> <p>Mr. Obama thought he was making a joke about Mr. Sarkozy, host of the summit, when he congratulated him and wife Carla on the birth of their daughter. Instead, Mr. Obama caused a minor international incident.</p>
  • Most memorable one liners.

    05/14/2010 4:51:00 PM PDT · by Post-Neolithic · 353 replies · 5,400+ views
    05/14/2010 | Post_Neolithic
    Reading through one particular thread gave me the idea for this one.
  • VIDEO: Sarah Palin Tea Party Speech Zingers

    02/09/2010 5:25:15 PM PST · by Nachum · 3 replies · 791+ views
    Youtube ^ | 2/9/10 | Youtube
    On February 6, 2010 Sarah Palin gave a speech at the National Tea Party Convention. True to her style, she had quite a few zingers against the current administration and their policies. I have tried to capture the best zingers for you in this boiled down version of her speech.
  • Edwards Drops Zingers in Campaign Talks

    10/25/2004 5:17:51 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 27 replies · 1,092+ views
    AP on Yahoo ^ | 10/25/04 | Liz Sidoti - AP
    RACINE, Wis. - On jobs, John Edwards (news - web sites) says "outsource George Bush (news - web sites)." On health care, the Democrat claims that the president's plan is "pray you don't get sick." And then there's the North Carolina senator's riff about prescription drug advertisements — the ones that suggest that if you take their medicine, "that night you and your spouse will be skippin' through the fields holding hands." The Democratic vice presidential candidate's speeches on the campaign trail are full of lines that bring laughs and cheers, boos and hisses. The zingers play well with every...
  • The Joke Is on Liberals, Says Dennis Miller, Host of His Own Show Again

    01/14/2004 7:24:29 PM PST · by Tumbleweed_Connection · 112 replies · 308+ views
    NY Times ^ | 1/15/04 | BERNARD WEINRAUB
    Dennis Miller, the liberal-turned-conservative comedian and defender of President Bush and the war in Iraq, is less than two weeks away from being the host of a new talk show on CNBC. For him it can't come soon enough. "People say I've slid to the right," Mr. Miller said in his office at the NBC Studios in Burbank, speaking in his rat-a-tat-tat style. "Well, can you blame me? One of the biggest malfeasances of the left right now is the mislabeling of Hitler. Quit saying this guy is Hitler," he said, referring to Mr. Bush. "Hitler is Hitler. That's the...