My sister told my wife she looks pregnant — the problem is she’s not

New York Post ^ | March 29, 2024 | Eleanor Katelaris

[Jonty30]

And my aching back.

[drSteve78]

Stupidity and ignorance are contagious diseases. Both the husband and the sister are infected.

[Mr Rogers]

After my wife gave birth, they pumped her so full of fluid that she was heavier the day AFTER giving birth! She was struggling down a hallway and someone told her it would be so much easier after giving birth...”That was [multiple expletives deleted] yesterday!”

[Chicory]

The lady who had septuplets?

[sauropod]

If it was said about YOUR wife (even if it were true), would you just let that lie?

[sauropod]

That was said with extreme sensitivity. ;-)

[metmom]

Preach it!

[metmom]

I learned early on that you never congratulate a woman on her pregnancy unless she mentions it first. You may think that she is 9 months pregnant, but she could only be fat.

exactly. And if in doubt, keep your mouth shut.

[metmom]

Could well be, I’m perhaps the only person on the planet who has never watched an episode of Seinfeld.

You're not. There are two of us.

[metmom]

Could well be, I’m perhaps the only person on the planet who has never watched an episode of Seinfeld.

Those are the kinds of replies I wish I could think fast enough on my feet to make.

That was brilliant. And you can tell her that.

[P.O.E.]

I was going to night school the entire run of Seinfeld, as well as of Cheers. Missed out on all the next-day water cooler chat at the office.

[Mears]

And me…..that makes three .

….

[SauronOfMordor]

You’re not alone. I’ve never watched Seinfeld either.

[VideoPaul]

Oooooh. Bad move, pal.

[nickcarraway]

You were in night school for 16 years in a row?

[Songcraft]

I really don't know who she is.   (Anonymous photo found with google image search.)

[P.O.E.]

Went to work pretty much right out of high school. Did my undergrad & grad school going to school nights.

[P.O.E.]

Went to work pretty much right out of high school. Did my undergrad & grad school going to school nights.

[Tom Tetroxide]

I found the scene.

Go to the 1:47 mark and you’ll see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L1PQymIZ0I&ab_channel=photohumor

[Sirius Lee]

I’d make her cut out excess sugars and do planks.