Paris Hilton to NOT teach Junior High Boys.

WMCA - New Jersey ^ | 1.11.2004

[KMC1]

Give major kudos to the parents of Buena Township, New Jersey. (hat tip: Fox News) Producers of the "Simple Life" TV show had approached the school board in Buena Vista and put forward the idea of letting Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie substitute teach for a day in the junior high school as part of the upcoming "Simple Life" season.

The school board was amenable to the idea and sent home notices with the kids as to what was coming. Evidently the torrid avalanche of reaction helped them to decide otherwise.

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[dmz]

I thought I read that of the permission slips sent home, 340 were OK with it, and 34 were against.

Hardly a torrid avalanche of backlash.

[MEGoody]

"I wouldn't have a problem with my kid being there."

Cool. Invite them to do a homeschooling episode with your kid.

[Monterrosa-24]

I agree with you. Public Schools regularly dish up the first generation Marxism to children but the parents object to a poor little rich girl who had a zip wad for a boyfriend.

Poor little Paris did not make a commercial porn movie but instead had a "friend" cheap shot her by exposing her unrestrained merrymaking. Her moral standards are probably about average for public school teachers. Why do so many Freepers call Paris names but probably do not object to Martin Luther King Day even though the right reverend had a penchant for white prostitutes and Ho Chi Minh.

[ken5050]

school board should be recalled..

[Redbob]

"What? Mary Kay Letourneau wasn't available?"

LOL!

[wolfpat]

The school board probably didn't hear the part about who would be teaching. They probably didn't hear a word past "We'll pay you..."

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Producer: And our plan would have succeeded too, if it weren't for those darn red-staters!

[elfman2]

" Cool. Invite them to do a homeschooling episode with your kid."

Oh no! He might learn that there are slutty blond bombshells in show business and never stop laughing when he sees himself on TV. Ruined for life…

[CarolTX]

Hilton's Curriculum:

* Vocabulary (Profanity)
* Health ("Follow your raging hormones wherever they may lead you")
* Math (Daddy will pay for whatever you want)

[LouD]

In most places, substitute teachers require a license. A license requires a bachelor's degree.

What university granted rocket scientist Paris a degree? I don't think she has one...

[silent_jonny]

Well, it's a sure-fire way to improve school attendance. Even kids with the flu and two broken legs wouldn't have missed this!

[BBell]

A stupid spoiled whore!!

[somerville]

I actually saw a hilarious "Candid Camera" episode from the seventies in which a then unknown and very busty Loni Anderson was sent to a boy's high school as a substitute teacher. The boy's eye-popping reactions whenever Loni left the room were very funn.

[somerville]

Last word should read"funny."

[silent_jonny]

"* Vocabulary (Profanity)"

I would say that's more Nicole's area of expertise.

[macrahanish #1]

In New York state, substitutes are only required to be high school graduates.
Perhaps California has the same requirements.

[TheForceOfOne]

I thought she only did home schooling?



That was bad...slithers away...

[BBell]

I had never heard of her prior to the video. When I first read the headline about Paris Hilton making a porno I thought it met someone was making a porno at a Hilton in Paris. I sometimes think she staged it for free publicity.

[Step_Into_the_Void]

I only object to Paris Hilton and the other dumb chick teaching Jr. High because they are not as smart as most Jr. High students.

Morality? Whose morality? The public schools should not be in the morality legislation business and the kids get it on the internet anyway.

[ken5050]

More info for you... today's NY Times reports that Fox offered to pay $5000 as a fee to use the school for filming. and, get this 340 parents had signed permission slips agreeing to it, but 34 had said no. Pais and Nicole were to work as substitute teachers and "cafeteria monitors"