DUmmie FUnnies 11-22-07 (WaPo Columnist Serves Up Turkey Flavored BDS)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 22, 2007 | Dana Milbank, WaPo POsties, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

How sweet. How tame.

How sour. How lame.

[Charles Henrickson]

The best names, considering the birds' itinerary, may have been, to borrow Bush's old joke about his base, "Have" and "Have More."

Or, in honor of the Democrat base, "DUmb" and "DUmber."

[Charles Henrickson]

"They're going to Disney World!"

I hope they don't run into benburch on Gay Days. He may want to do a little basting of his own.

[Charles Henrickson]

the scene still ruffled feathers at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Dana Milbank needs to join PETPB: People for the Ethical Treatment of President Bush.

[Charles Henrickson]

commercial turkeys are raised to be overweight; bred to have enormous breasts, they find it almost impossible to fly.

Barking moonbats are raised to be overwrought; bred to have enormous hate, they find it almost impossible to keep their BDS under control.

[Charles Henrickson]

it beats becoming deli meat. . . .

That's the wurst.

[Charles Henrickson]

the turkeys were raised with regular exposure to people, then selected for calmness and good behavior.

Unlike DUmmies.

[Charles Henrickson]

his snood and wattle wiggling. . . .

benburch gets turned on by a wiggling snood and wattle.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Gobble, gobble,"

When it says Libby, Libby, Libby, on the gobble, gobble, gobble. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

May was silent.

Could teach Milbank a thing or two.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Everybody poops,"

Even Pie-eyed Pooper Pitt.

[Charles Henrickson]

Not sure about Flower, but May is got to be gay?

benburch is getting out his baster. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Let us all storm the gates.

All 15 of you will run into a Perfect Rovian Storm.

[Charles Henrickson]

BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome)

DUMB AND DERANGED (The BDS Song)
Tune: "Home on the Range"

Oh, name a syndrome where the DUmmie mouths foam
Where the gloom and the doom dominate
Where tempers are frayed and offenses are laid
And the posts are all driven with hate

Oh, name a disease that has symptoms like these
Where such rage and such anger are shown
Every button you push always ends up with Bush--
It's a classic derangement syndrome!

DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray

So if someone you see starts to curse randomly
And their face starts to quiver with stress
They're not having a stroke, they're just Democrat folk--
It's a case of what's called BDS

Bush Derangement Syndrome has no cure that is known
It's a chronic and terminal fate
'Cause the Diebold decree is that Chimpy will be
Re-elected in 2008!

DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray

[Charles Henrickson]

BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome)

PEOPLE (WHO DON'T HATE BUSH)
Tune: "People"

People
People who don't hate Bush
Are the f*ckingest people that I hate
They're lemmings
Following their leader
And yet, lacking a full-grown brain
Dare to call us insane
For hating Bush more hotly than Hitler

DUmmies
Are very angry people
We're the angriest people in the world
Toward one person
One very evil person
A feeling deep in your bowel
Says you should curse, you should howl
Now your anger's the worst
But first be a person who hates

People
People who don't hate Bush
Are the f*ckingest people that I hate!

[mikrofon]

BDS in the head is worth two birds with a Bush...

[Purrcival]

EVERY day is “I hate Bush” Day to the loony Left.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Thanks to PJ and Charles for keeping us in stitches all year.

[Mercat]

Cooked a Heritage organic turkey, 16#, in a convection oven and as always happens, it was done an hour early but I made the giblet gravy and potatoes and dressing nice and hot and it was all wonderful. Very good taste, no yucky self basting, beautiful skin but if you’re big on breast meat, a little skimpy. Came out great. Next year, same brand of turkey but I think I’ll brine it first.

[MoochPooch]

Hope you’re enjoying your turkey, PJ.

Amazing how people will look for anything to politicize.

[decal]

Welp, just another thing to be grateful for - I'm grateful I have enough common sense to see that Dana Milhousebank is a brass-plated moron.