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Happy Thanksgiving to all DUFU PINGEEs and FReepers!
1 posted on 11/22/2007 7:23:01 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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It was, quite literally, first-class treatment, but the scene still ruffled feathers at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The group sent Bush a letter asking him to send the birds not to Disney World but to a "credible farmed-animal sanctuary."

Did the letter begin "Dear *," "Dear chimp," or the more formal "Dear President Pissy-pants?"

31 posted on 11/22/2007 11:36:36 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (Jive turkey)
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He was, perhaps, thinking of the long journey ahead of him.

Yeah, hell, I'll bet he was reciting Robert Frost's "On Stopping by the Woods on a Winter's Evening." "I have promises to keep/And miles to go before I sleep/And miles to go before I sleep."

It's a turkey, jackass!

32 posted on 11/22/2007 11:43:21 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (Jive turkey)
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From the White House, the birds were driven in a police-escorted motorcade to Dulles Airport, where they were whisked to a private room in the United Airlines Red Carpet Club, before going to Gate C17 to board a United flight to Orlando, where they will be grand marshals of a Disney parade.

While en route, the turkeys enjoyed champagne and joined the mile-high club.

33 posted on 11/22/2007 11:45:31 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (Jive turkey)
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Like Americans themselves, commercial turkeys are...bred to have enormous breasts...

Just like Pamela Anderson.

34 posted on 11/22/2007 11:52:09 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (Jive turkey)
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You are pardoning an innocent helpless Turkey?? What is it’s crime? What is it’s Sin? Rise to wisdom and don’t play God.

Like my pappy once told me: “Boy, it’s better to be on top of the food chain than one of the lower links”


36 posted on 11/22/2007 12:15:53 PM PST by Sapper26 (Quondo Omni Flunkus Moritati)
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Pardon Me! The annual pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey has gained new attention. . . .

I have a feeling he's not going to be able to stop cold turkey. . . .

37 posted on 11/22/2007 12:53:15 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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. . . since President Bush allowed the administration's most famous almost jailbird, vice presidential aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, to fly the coop.

I was right! What a surprise!

38 posted on 11/22/2007 12:54:21 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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Somebody said the two birds should be named "Scooter" and "Libby."

You'd need a whole barnyard of birds to cover all the people Clinton pardoned.

39 posted on 11/22/2007 12:56:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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Ken Herman of Cox News feared that Bush would ship the birds off to Gitmo, where they would be "water-basted."

Or maybe they could be one of President Bush's faith-baste initiatives.

40 posted on 11/22/2007 12:58:47 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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How sweet. How tame.

How sour. How lame.

41 posted on 11/22/2007 1:00:11 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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The best names, considering the birds' itinerary, may have been, to borrow Bush's old joke about his base, "Have" and "Have More."

Or, in honor of the Democrat base, "DUmb" and "DUmber."

42 posted on 11/22/2007 1:02:07 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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"They're going to Disney World!"

I hope they don't run into benburch on Gay Days. He may want to do a little basting of his own.

43 posted on 11/22/2007 1:04:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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the scene still ruffled feathers at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Dana Milbank needs to join PETPB: People for the Ethical Treatment of President Bush.

44 posted on 11/22/2007 1:06:46 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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commercial turkeys are raised to be overweight; bred to have enormous breasts, they find it almost impossible to fly.

Barking moonbats are raised to be overwrought; bred to have enormous hate, they find it almost impossible to keep their BDS under control.

45 posted on 11/22/2007 1:10:57 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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it beats becoming deli meat. . . .

That's the wurst.

46 posted on 11/22/2007 1:13:05 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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the turkeys were raised with regular exposure to people, then selected for calmness and good behavior.

Unlike DUmmies.

47 posted on 11/22/2007 1:14:42 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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his snood and wattle wiggling. . . .

benburch gets turned on by a wiggling snood and wattle.

48 posted on 11/22/2007 1:16:45 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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"Gobble, gobble,"

When it says Libby, Libby, Libby, on the gobble, gobble, gobble. . . .

49 posted on 11/22/2007 1:18:16 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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May was silent.

Could teach Milbank a thing or two.

50 posted on 11/22/2007 1:19:32 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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"Everybody poops,"

Even Pie-eyed Pooper Pitt.

51 posted on 11/22/2007 1:21:41 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Imagine all the DUmmies dumping their BDS on their poor relatives today. . . .)
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