benburch is getting out his baster. . . .
All 15 of you will run into a Perfect Rovian Storm.
DUMB AND DERANGED (The BDS Song)
Tune: "Home on the Range"
Oh, name a syndrome where the DUmmie mouths foam
Where the gloom and the doom dominate
Where tempers are frayed and offenses are laid
And the posts are all driven with hate
Oh, name a disease that has symptoms like these
Where such rage and such anger are shown
Every button you push always ends up with Bush--
It's a classic derangement syndrome!
DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray
So if someone you see starts to curse randomly
And their face starts to quiver with stress
They're not having a stroke, they're just Democrat folk--
It's a case of what's called BDS
Bush Derangement Syndrome has no cure that is known
It's a chronic and terminal fate
'Cause the Diebold decree is that Chimpy will be
Re-elected in 2008!
DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray
PEOPLE (WHO DON'T HATE BUSH)
Tune: "People"
People
People who don't hate Bush
Are the f*ckingest people that I hate
They're lemmings
Following their leader
And yet, lacking a full-grown brain
Dare to call us insane
For hating Bush more hotly than Hitler
DUmmies
Are very angry people
We're the angriest people in the world
Toward one person
One very evil person
A feeling deep in your bowel
Says you should curse, you should howl
Now your anger's the worst
But first be a person who hates
People
People who don't hate Bush
Are the f*ckingest people that I hate!
Hope you’re enjoying your turkey, PJ.
Amazing how people will look for anything to politicize.
Okay, two things:
1) Did he just call my girlfriend a "turkey"? I'll whup his azz! Heck, she'll whup his pansy-liberal azz!
2) "As God is my witness..."