Barack the Spreader
Posted on 10/23/2008 10:15:20 AM PDT by TheNewPatriot
I am going to start doing what Obama wants to do to America, I m going to start practicing this act of spreading the wealth. I am asking all of you to join me, however, we are going to do this to individuals, businesses, and media outlets like your local newspapers that support Barack Obama especially when they are engaging in the free market process. For example, when visiting a restaurant and if the sever waiting on us happens to be an Obama supporter (you’ll know if they are, they’re proud to display it on their person) I will make it known to them after they’ve worked hard to bring me my food and drinks that they will not be receiving a tip. I will explain that I will take their tip and give it to the nearest homeless person I can find because I am engaging in the Obama plan of redistributing the wealth.
If a business performs a service for you and you know they support Barack Obama, let them know after you pay them that you will not use their service again and plan on referring friends and family to use their competitors. Explain that it’s not personal or punishment, it’s that you don’t want them to receive all the business resulting in them getting wealthy and their competition won’t have a chance. If you have a subscription to a local newspaper that supports Obama, let them know you are canceling and plan on going to their competition providing they aren’t Obama supporters. Explain that you are just practicing Obama’s concept of spreading the wealth.
Remember; do not do this with non-Obama supporters, just those who support Barack. Be nice, explain to them why and offer the silver lining that they should be happy, not angry or sad since they support this practice anyway.
This should be done in the schools and colleges. All grades averaged and then ‘equally’ dispersed. “OK Students, the avg grade for this test was 65% and that is failing, so all of you have just failed the test.”
Can you imagine what that would do to GPA’s etc. , I’m sure the conversion to a capitalist system would soon follow in mass.
They will practice it on us only.
Socialists In Argentina - as reported by the Wall Street Journal - just nationalized private retirement accounts (equivalent to our 401K and IRA). That is in order to pay for the socialists programs.
Coming soon to the USA...
This should also be done in all political races across the country, in particular the US House of Representatives and Senate. Spread the gains around so that all of the parties benefit equally. This not only makes us all equal, it also reinforces the notion that competition is bad and winning at anything is always a zero-sum game, and should be abolished.
That said, particular attention needs to be paid to the working definition of wealth. Under the new Obama paradigm, wealth is anything over and above what is necessary to sustain life at the most basic level. Food, water and shelter are all that sustains life. Whatever income is left after the basic bills are paid is wealth and must be taken for the good of all. Notable exceptions: Those in power.
The work that is performed to develop all of this wealth, of course, will continue as before.
Barack the Spreader
Asked the orthodontist before I signed the consent. Called a favorite clothing boutique with prominent O display and told the owner I wouldn't be back. Asked the guy who's going to install our wood floors before we hired him.
I politely told him I could no longer use his company because I didn't want to be responsible for making his company earn more than $250K because he would have to pay higher taxes.
He didn't believe me at first and then said “What, are you serious”? And I said yes, absolutely.
I went and bought a small compressor and taught myself how to do it myself! That will save me $60 a year.
Now I have had three other neighbors pay me $10 and I blew out their sprinkler systems as well.
Just doing my part for a Conservative girl fighting the good fight
Hey guys, I just received a cute halloween cartoon and would like to know how to post pictures on a thread.
That’s just beautiful. :)
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