He appears to have great empathy for all creatures great and small. His bumper stickers suggest he wants to save the planet from greedy white capitalists and that he cares about the concerns of the underprivileged. While he isn’t a practicing attorney, I think he works at the Home Depot around the corner, he does have a law degree from an on line university.
He’s a heck of a nice guy and seems to fit most of the criteria the President is looking for in the next justice. From what I’ve heard it seems far more important for the next justice to have Mummbo’s qualities than to actually understand the Constitution of the United States and be willing to enforce it.
I find it rather amusing that when John Ashcroft was being put forth as the Attorney General of the United States the only qualification they seemed to talk about was the fact that he was a Christian and didn’t personally believe in abortion. He had to tell people at least a thousand times that, while he didn’t personally believe in abortion, it was the law of the land and, as Attorney General, he would enforce the law of the land.
See my (wo)man Mummbo has already answered these questions through his bumper stickers; he’s Pro Choice and He Votes! So, I mean, he does past that Constitutional knowledge on Roe v. Wade that the left seems to hold so dear. Conformation should be a breeze. The only thing I fear is that the new job may change my friend. He seems very humble right now, but the increase in pay may go to his head. As it stands now he complains about paying taxes, I fear if we send him to Washington as a liberal, he may stop doing that (the paying not the complaining). I told him I was writing this article to put his name forth as an official nominee. I told him I thought he was eminently qualified. I hope the powers that be give this serious consideration.
Mummbo went out over this weekend taking advantage of great sales he bought himself a smashing new ball gown and bonnet. That may not seem like much to you but if you were a four foot two, two hundred pound man you would understand how hard it was to find that gown.
I think we should all support Mummbo. Call your local Congressional and Senatorial representatives and let them know, the future Supreme Court Justice is working in a Home Depot in Queens, New York City.
Move.