[doesnt suffer fools gladly]

She’s going to weigh 250 lbs by the time she’s 40.

[muawiyah]

Wiki says this about that ~ "British bra brands can range in cup size from A to K, while most Americans can find bras with cup sizes ranging from A to G, although some brands go as high as L" and Meghan is on track somewhere toward a K, G or L ~ or something like that, with gut and thighs to match.

She's just supposed to inherit the beer distributorship, not drink all the beer ~ didn't they tell her that.

BTW, I couldn't quite get past the "high school prom" part without pulling stitches loose!