[max americana]

Gimme a million dollars in Fed grants and I’ll prove beer causes the sun to heat up the earth causing mass tidal waves.

[thulldud]

Gimme a million dollars in Fed grants and I’ll prove beer causes the sun to heat up the earth causing mass tidal waves.

Beer might cause an occasional local flood, but I doubt that the sun is involved.

That said, you probably could get a grant to study it anyway.

[RinaseaofDs]

Give me that million and I’ll prove beer is merely rented, never actually owned.